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Garioshi
07/26/18 1:02:09 AM
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It can only hurt you. ALWAYS invoke the 5th Amendment.
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_BIueMonk
07/26/18 1:02:52 AM
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Cop: "Hey how's it going?"
TC: "I KNOW MY RIGHTS. I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER. IM CALLING MY LAWYER!!"
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ProtoManSPx
07/26/18 1:03:29 AM
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What kinda trouble you been getting into, young man
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frozenshock
07/26/18 1:04:03 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE" data-time="

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LinksLiege
07/26/18 1:04:53 AM
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I've jaywalked right in front of cops. Many times. Not too worried about them.
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butthole666
07/26/18 1:05:12 AM
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I have called the police twice in my adult life, both times trying to prevent my psychotic ex committing suicide, and both times I was sent home under the impression that I was viewed as the threat

Fuck the cops
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ProtoManSPx
07/26/18 1:06:40 AM
#7:


Almost forgot

@Patchwork
@darkprince45
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DarkTransient
07/26/18 1:07:56 AM
#8:


Suspect: "I invoke the 5th amendment"
Policeman: "You're in Canada, idiot. There's no 5th amendment here."

You still think people should always try to invoke it?
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DarkTransient
07/26/18 1:20:11 AM
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@Conflict posted...
If you get the cops called on you because someone thinks you're going to commit suicide, clamming up won't do you any favors.


Hey, so, got that proof that I'm "racist" yet?
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The23rdMagus
07/26/18 1:20:44 AM
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If I'm talking to the cops it's because I need their help, which has happened a sum total of...once.
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Mr_Karate_II
07/26/18 1:20:56 AM
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Unless you did something wrong, you have no reason to worry.
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Pepys Monster
07/26/18 1:22:27 AM
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_BIueMonk posted...
Cop: "Hey how's it going?"
TC: "I KNOW MY RIGHTS. I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER. IM CALLING MY LAWYER!!"

I don't blame him, tbh.
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DarkTransient
07/26/18 1:22:27 AM
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@Conflict posted...
Lmao are you still tagging me over that shit


I mean, considering that you and your buddies spent nearly two whole pages of posts arguing that I was, yet provided not a single shred of proof to actually back up the claim beyond "you're pointing out we're racist, that means you're projecting and you're actually the racist" or claiming to somehow "know" that I wrote an anonymous message that you and your buddies got very defensive over the calling out of... yeah, I'm still tagging you over it.
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DarkTransient
07/26/18 1:24:49 AM
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SiO4
07/26/18 1:30:27 AM
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frozenshock posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE" data-time="


tag for later.

But as The Clash Said... You have the right to free speech, unless you're dumb enough to actually try it.

~I'm not talking about Free Speech...I'm talking about Knowing your Rights.
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Schwarz
07/26/18 1:30:29 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
o shit u got me dam

XD
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shokan_warrior
07/26/18 1:31:49 AM
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butthole666 posted...
I have called the police twice in my adult life, both times trying to prevent my psychotic ex committing suicide, and both times I was sent home under the impression that I was viewed as the threat

Fuck the cops

Every time I've had cops come into my home they've been very civil

Its happened about 8 times i think
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darkprince45
07/26/18 1:32:05 AM
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Not really. Recently me and my partner talked down a guy who lost his job and seek medical attention
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Supra574
07/26/18 1:41:54 AM
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frozenshock posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE" data-time="

was expecting this as first post

but yeah i've talked to them. they helped me out with some theft actually so i'm grateful
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darkprince45
07/26/18 1:43:19 AM
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Conflict posted...
darkprince45 posted...
Not really. Recently me and my partner talked down a guy who lost his job and seek medical attention


What was the situation like

did he hold himself at gunpoint?

Nah drinking bad
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teepan95
07/26/18 1:43:29 AM
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the cops shot the kid
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shnangyboos
07/26/18 1:44:49 AM
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I think this applies to being a suspect, not all this "I've called the police for help" shit people are saying.
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shnangyboos
07/26/18 1:47:06 AM
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Conflict posted...
shnangyboos posted...
I think this applies to being a suspect, not all this "I've called the police for help" shit people are saying.


Well maybe TC shouldn't have been so damn literal


I guess he did say never ever.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/26/18 1:48:56 AM
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I'm good with cops. No worries. They listen to me.
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ProtoManSPx
07/26/18 1:50:12 AM
#31:


shnangyboos posted...
Conflict posted...
shnangyboos posted...
I think this applies to being a suspect, not all this "I've called the police for help" shit people are saying.


Well maybe TC shouldn't have been so damn literal


I guess he did say never ever.

TC is like 17 and just talking smack
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CommonJoe
07/26/18 1:53:08 AM
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In general this is bad advice. However, at the same time unless a cop is reciprocating I wouldnt bother trying to strike up a casual convo. But that goes anybody in a face to face job.

A cop doesnt have to care about your small talk just as much as the 7-11 clerk or the walmart cashier doesnt have to care. Leave them alone if they arent in the mood.

And lol at the cops=BAD shtick. Theres always some rotten ones, and depending on the city might even have a rotten station, but in my personal experience with my local LEOs, theyre good at what they do.

When my dad passed and i was the one to have to deal with it initially, the first regular LEO on scene was the only reasonable one out of everybody that showed up, and also the only one that recognized i was freaking tf out and helped me calm down.
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Patchwork
07/26/18 2:17:55 AM
#33:


Bad advice.
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ProtoManSPx
07/26/18 2:24:47 AM
#34:


Patchwork posted...
Bad advice.

I took the time to summon you and that's all you have to say
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bknight
07/26/18 2:33:40 AM
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Give them your ID when they ask, because you don't need to escalate the situation by having them question who you are. Don't have to answer any questions, can ask them if you're under arrest, can ask them if you're free to leave. Just keep repeating those questions.
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Makeveli_lives
07/26/18 2:42:44 AM
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bknight posted...
Give them your ID when they ask, because you don't need to escalate the situation by having them question who you are. Don't have to answer any questions, can ask them if you're under arrest, can ask them if you're free to leave. Just keep repeating those questions.

I have the right to say no to an ID check if I'm not inside a vehicle.
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CommonJoe
07/26/18 2:47:09 AM
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Makeveli_lives posted...
bknight posted...
Give them your ID when they ask, because you don't need to escalate the situation by having them question who you are. Don't have to answer any questions, can ask them if you're under arrest, can ask them if you're free to leave. Just keep repeating those questions.

I have the right to say no to an ID check if I'm not inside a vehicle.


Sure, but what exactly is your issue with identifying yourself?

Even if the cops being an actual factual asshole, why the sovereign citizen schtick? Youre literally escalating a non-issue into one because god forbid any interaction with a cop not be predicated on you doing something illegal.
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HylianFox
07/26/18 2:50:53 AM
#38:


_BIueMonk posted...
Cop: "Hey how's it going?"

What cop ever comes up to someone and says this?
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fuzzylittlbunny
07/26/18 3:04:33 AM
#39:


HylianFox posted...
_BIueMonk posted...
Cop: "Hey how's it going?"

What cop ever comes up to someone and says this?

Cops in Hawaii. Literally just today, in fact. Work takes me to the Circuit and Honolulu District Courts on a daily basis, and there are a buttload of cops in the latter, all of whom are very friendly. When I walk by, sometimes they'll give me a quick greeting.
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Makeveli_lives
07/26/18 3:10:42 AM
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CommonJoe posted...
Makeveli_lives posted...
bknight posted...
Give them your ID when they ask, because you don't need to escalate the situation by having them question who you are. Don't have to answer any questions, can ask them if you're under arrest, can ask them if you're free to leave. Just keep repeating those questions.

I have the right to say no to an ID check if I'm not inside a vehicle.


Sure, but what exactly is your issue with identifying yourself?

Even if the cops being an actual factual asshole, why the sovereign citizen schtick? Youre literally escalating a non-issue into one because god forbid any interaction with a cop not be predicated on you doing something illegal.

Why volunteer information for no reason. People don't care about each other, so why would the cop. If he's asking for ID, he either thinks I did something or knows information about someone who did. I'm supposed to be presumed innocent until proven guilty, so he can either charge me or let me go.
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CommonJoe
07/26/18 3:17:35 AM
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Makeveli_lives posted...
CommonJoe posted...
Makeveli_lives posted...
bknight posted...
Give them your ID when they ask, because you don't need to escalate the situation by having them question who you are. Don't have to answer any questions, can ask them if you're under arrest, can ask them if you're free to leave. Just keep repeating those questions.

I have the right to say no to an ID check if I'm not inside a vehicle.


Sure, but what exactly is your issue with identifying yourself?

Even if the cops being an actual factual asshole, why the sovereign citizen schtick? Youre literally escalating a non-issue into one because god forbid any interaction with a cop not be predicated on you doing something illegal.

Why volunteer information for no reason. People don't care about each other, so why would the cop. If he's asking for ID, he either thinks I did something or knows information about someone who did. I'm supposed to be presumed innocent until proven guilty, so he can either charge me or let me go.


Why escalate a situation for no reason?

Either define why you care if a cop sees your ID or fuck off.
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TheCyborgNinja
07/26/18 3:22:17 AM
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My dad was in various areas of federal law enforcement for almost 40 years. I love cops.

I'd support mass surveillance and mandatory DNA collection for everyone on the condition that corruption was dealt with mercilessly and corporations were beneath the people and the state in the hierarchy.

/unpopular opinions
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darkprince45
07/26/18 10:20:44 AM
#43:


HylianFox posted...
_BIueMonk posted...
Cop: "Hey how's it going?"

What cop ever comes up to someone and says this?

I do this all the time. If. I have no reasonable suspicion or probable cause I will conduct a consensual.

I've been told to literally fuck off many a times. A couple weeks ago I stopped a guy and was super cool with him. He sat down and talked to me. Turned out he had a warrant. It was a low traffic warrant that he had no idea about over insurance or something. I gave him the info for it and let him on his way.
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AzNDarkSamurai
07/26/18 10:57:12 AM
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If youre a minority.... absolutely

they will find ANY reason to arrest you if you arent white. Especially if you are..... yeah.
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darkprince45
07/26/18 11:13:25 AM
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AzNDarkSamurai posted...
If youre a minority.... absolutely

they will find ANY reason to arrest you if you arent white. Especially if you are..... yeah.

I'm a minority lol
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Makeveli_lives
07/26/18 12:49:01 PM
#46:


CommonJoe posted...
Why escalate a situation for no reason?

Either define why you care if a cop sees your ID or fuck off.

Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. I shouldn't be expected to be cool with having to identify myself at the drop of a hat for little to no reason for the rest of my life.
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ProtoManSPx
07/26/18 12:51:05 PM
#47:


darkprince45 posted...
AzNDarkSamurai posted...
If youre a minority.... absolutely

they will find ANY reason to arrest you if you arent white. Especially if you are..... yeah.

I'm a minority lol

That don't mean anything
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Solid Sonic
07/26/18 12:51:40 PM
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_BIueMonk posted...
Cop: "Hey how's it going?"
TC: "I KNOW MY RIGHTS. I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER. IM CALLING MY LAWYER!!"

This is basically sovereign citizens in a nushell.
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Zikten
07/26/18 12:51:42 PM
#49:


Mr_Karate_II posted...
Unless you did something wrong, you have no reason to worry.

Not true. Sometimes parents call the cops to help deal with an out of control child and then the child ends up murdered

Sometimes cops make things worse

Or the Aussie woman who called cops to report a rape outside her home then when comes came she went outside to meet them and they shot her
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halomonkey1_3_5
07/26/18 12:52:52 PM
#50:


DarkTransient posted...
Suspect: "I invoke the 5th amendment"
Policeman: "You're in Canada, idiot. There's no 5th amendment here."

You still think people should always try to invoke it?

gotta invoke parlay then
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