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KhanJohnny 07/26/18 12:45:56 AM #1: |
We're allowed a plus one and i jokingly invited her.
She accepted. How do I get out of this lmao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tappor 07/26/18 12:46:29 AM #2: |
You didn't expect her to accept?
lol --- Facetious ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KhanJohnny 07/26/18 12:47:02 AM #3: |
Tappor posted...
You didn't expect her to accept? Nope lmao She's super shy and its a big party with lots of people she doesnt know lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KhanJohnny 07/26/18 1:00:02 AM #4: |
Classic dumb move
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HotLap 07/26/18 1:00:51 AM #5: |
Why don't you want her to go?
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CM_Ponch 07/26/18 1:02:27 AM #6: |
pics
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Ultima Dragon 07/26/18 1:05:50 AM #8: |
What's the big deal? Unless you're embarrassed by her looks or something.
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12amMadman 07/26/18 1:06:01 AM #9: |
Babynames.com
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0AbsoluteZero0 07/26/18 1:09:11 AM #10: |
So what? Also:
CM_Ponch posted... pics --- -The Admirable ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KhanJohnny 07/26/18 1:12:14 AM #11: |
HotLap posted...
Why don't you want her to go? Ultima Dragon posted... What's the big deal? Unless you're embarrassed by her looks or something. I'm not, it just feels unprofessional to bring someone I've gone on like 3 dates with. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EpicMickeyDrew 07/26/18 1:30:47 AM #12: |
KhanJohnny posted...
To a party? --- Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KhanJohnny 07/26/18 1:32:40 AM #13: |
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
KhanJohnny posted... Yeah, but it's a white collar job and the bosses will likely be there ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tupacrulez 07/26/18 8:15:34 AM #14: |
" this is ______, we started seeing each other recently"
Jesus Christ it's not hard. --- Suck less, Rock Moar Have I licked butt hole before? All the time. --r4xor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KiwiTerraRizing 07/26/18 8:16:24 AM #15: |
Just dont pick her up
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr 07/26/18 8:17:18 AM #16: |
Yeah, it's not as awkward as you think.
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Chad-Henne 07/26/18 8:33:02 AM #17: |
Chill tf out TC
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averagejoel 07/26/18 8:34:50 AM #18: |
if you really don't want her to go, tell her that you asked as a joke and didn't expect her to say yes
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SSJGodMawile 07/26/18 8:35:35 AM #19: |
Tupacrulez posted... " this is ______, we started seeing each other recently" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KhanJohnny 07/26/18 9:05:39 AM #20: |
Lol maybe im overthinking it
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YOUHAVENOHOPE 07/26/18 9:06:20 AM #21: |
WELP TC might as well buy her a ring and start thinking about settling down
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr 07/26/18 9:11:28 AM #22: |
Just remember to abort mission if you see her talking to your office Chads.
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KhanJohnny 07/26/18 9:37:42 AM #23: |
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Just remember to abort mission if you see her talking to your office Chads. There are none. Place is full of nerds. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EpicMickeyDrew 07/26/18 10:43:03 AM #24: |
KhanJohnny posted...
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...Just remember to abort mission if you see her talking to your office Chads. Then if anything bringing a hot girl is just going to boost your social status and make your bosses see you as more well rounded and successful --- Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MysteryMan923 07/26/18 10:44:38 AM #25: |
What's the problem? Your tinder thot is good enough to bang but not good enough to show up at a boring office party?
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E32005 07/26/18 10:45:00 AM #26: |
Tappor posted...
You didn't expect her to accept? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KhanJohnny 07/26/18 11:01:10 AM #27: |
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
KhanJohnny posted...WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...Just remember to abort mission if you see her talking to your office Chads. I wouldn't say she's "hot". She's cute lol MysteryMan923 posted... What's the problem? Your tinder thot is good enough to bang but not good enough to show up at a boring office party? Haven't banged yet unfortunately ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkjedilink 07/26/18 11:04:12 AM #28: |
KhanJohnny posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...KhanJohnny posted...WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...Just remember to abort mission if you see her talking to your office Chads. You don't know how Tinder works, do you? --- 'It's okay that those gangbangers stole all my personal belongings and cash at gunpoint, cuz they're building a rec center!' - OneTimeBen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YOUHAVENOHOPE 07/26/18 11:04:31 AM #29: |
KhanJohnny posted...
Haven't banged yet unfortunately you know what to do --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KhanJohnny 07/26/18 11:07:44 AM #30: |
darkjedilink posted...
KhanJohnny posted...EpicMickeyDrew posted...KhanJohnny posted...WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...Just remember to abort mission if you see her talking to your office Chads. Different people are looking for different things. I know people who have found gfs on tinder. I can't make her bang me faster. She's super shy lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YOUHAVENOHOPE 07/26/18 11:08:48 AM #31: |
KhanJohnny posted...
I can't make her bang me faster. She's super shy lol darkjedilink had his wife taken by obamacare idk if he's really the guy to be taking seriously on relationships --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Error1355 07/26/18 11:09:05 AM #32: |
KhanJohnny posted...
How do I get out of this lmao Send her a link/screenshot of this topic. --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KhanJohnny 07/26/18 11:17:11 AM #33: |
Error1355 posted...
KhanJohnny posted...How do I get out of this lmao Genius! But I'll tell her my buddy made this topic and needs advice. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KhanJohnny 07/26/18 6:18:10 PM #34: |
15 mins until the event disaster begins
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Timohtep 07/26/18 6:19:37 PM #35: |
Good luck TC
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KhanJohnny 07/26/18 6:20:59 PM #36: |
Timohtep posted...
Good luck TC God knows I need it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGodMawile 07/27/18 1:42:00 AM #37: |
how did it go
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Timohtep 07/27/18 1:43:14 AM #38: |
Did you stick it in in front of your bosses
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dib153 07/27/18 2:11:07 AM #39: |
Did tc smash? Find out next time on DRAGON BALL ZEEEEEE
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Tappor 07/27/18 2:13:06 AM #40: |
TC died
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Returning_CEmen 07/27/18 2:31:59 AM #41: |
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Mr_Biscuit 07/27/18 2:38:51 AM #42: |
TC currently getting spitroasted by his bosses while tinder girl cries in the corner
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 07/27/18 2:54:13 AM #43: |
Some shy girls are real freaks in bed, they just need a loving partner to bring out their fun side.
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SpinKirby 07/27/18 2:55:00 AM #44: |
Tappor posted...
TC died --- MHW Supplemental Discord: https://discord.gg/ChHjtYQ https://imgur.com/QL6WJAl https://imgur.com/lGlcDyU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGodMawile 07/27/18 2:59:02 AM #45: |
SpinKirby posted...
Tappor posted...TC died ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EmeralDragon23 07/27/18 3:00:51 AM #46: |
lmao this topic
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KhanJohnny 07/27/18 9:10:59 AM #47: |
It was TERRIBLE
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KhanJohnny 07/27/18 9:11:25 AM #48: |
And I didnt even get laid
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YourDrunkFather 07/27/18 9:12:50 AM #49: |
TC dun goofed
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edededdy 07/27/18 11:11:52 AM #50: |
where are the damn fucking details?
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KhanJohnny 07/27/18 11:15:28 AM #51: |
edededdy posted...
where are the damn fucking details? Okay well she was just quiet as hell while i mingled and schmoozed with everyone at the party. So it was weird essentially lugging her around throughout the night. But I invited her back to my room, and she accepted, which was a good sign. We watched a movie and I started getting touchy, but she was complaining about feeling sticky and the fact that she only had 3 hours of sleep the night before. So she just went home after the movie lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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