Current Events > Jokingly invited a tinder girl I've been seeing to work event

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KhanJohnny
07/26/18 12:45:56 AM
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We're allowed a plus one and i jokingly invited her.

She accepted.

How do I get out of this lmao
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Tappor
07/26/18 12:46:29 AM
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You didn't expect her to accept?

lol
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KhanJohnny
07/26/18 12:47:02 AM
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Tappor posted...
You didn't expect her to accept?

lol

Nope lmao

She's super shy and its a big party with lots of people she doesnt know lol
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KhanJohnny
07/26/18 1:00:02 AM
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Classic dumb move
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HotLap
07/26/18 1:00:51 AM
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Why don't you want her to go?
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CM_Ponch
07/26/18 1:02:27 AM
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pics
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Ultima Dragon
07/26/18 1:05:50 AM
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What's the big deal? Unless you're embarrassed by her looks or something.
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12amMadman
07/26/18 1:06:01 AM
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Babynames.com
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/26/18 1:09:11 AM
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So what? Also:

CM_Ponch posted...
pics

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KhanJohnny
07/26/18 1:12:14 AM
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HotLap posted...
Why don't you want her to go?

Ultima Dragon posted...
What's the big deal? Unless you're embarrassed by her looks or something.

I'm not, it just feels unprofessional to bring someone I've gone on like 3 dates with.
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EpicMickeyDrew
07/26/18 1:30:47 AM
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KhanJohnny posted...

I'm not, it just feels unprofessional to bring someone I've gone on like 3 dates with.

To a party?
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KhanJohnny
07/26/18 1:32:40 AM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
KhanJohnny posted...

I'm not, it just feels unprofessional to bring someone I've gone on like 3 dates with.

To a party?

Yeah, but it's a white collar job and the bosses will likely be there
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Tupacrulez
07/26/18 8:15:34 AM
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" this is ______, we started seeing each other recently"

Jesus Christ it's not hard.
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KiwiTerraRizing
07/26/18 8:16:24 AM
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Just dont pick her up
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/26/18 8:17:18 AM
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Yeah, it's not as awkward as you think.
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Chad-Henne
07/26/18 8:33:02 AM
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Chill tf out TC

Tupacrulez posted...
" this is ______, we started seeing each other recently"

Jesus Christ it's not hard.

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averagejoel
07/26/18 8:34:50 AM
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if you really don't want her to go, tell her that you asked as a joke and didn't expect her to say yes
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SSJGodMawile
07/26/18 8:35:35 AM
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a5bi7O2

Tupacrulez posted...
" this is ______, we started seeing each other recently"

Jesus Christ it's not hard.
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KhanJohnny
07/26/18 9:05:39 AM
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Lol maybe im overthinking it
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/26/18 9:06:20 AM
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WELP TC might as well buy her a ring and start thinking about settling down

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/26/18 9:11:28 AM
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Just remember to abort mission if you see her talking to your office Chads.
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KhanJohnny
07/26/18 9:37:42 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Just remember to abort mission if you see her talking to your office Chads.

There are none. Place is full of nerds.
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EpicMickeyDrew
07/26/18 10:43:03 AM
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KhanJohnny posted...
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Just remember to abort mission if you see her talking to your office Chads.

There are none. Place is full of nerds.

Then if anything bringing a hot girl is just going to boost your social status and make your bosses see you as more well rounded and successful
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MysteryMan923
07/26/18 10:44:38 AM
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What's the problem? Your tinder thot is good enough to bang but not good enough to show up at a boring office party?
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E32005
07/26/18 10:45:00 AM
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Tappor posted...
You didn't expect her to accept?

lol

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KhanJohnny
07/26/18 11:01:10 AM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
KhanJohnny posted...
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Just remember to abort mission if you see her talking to your office Chads.

There are none. Place is full of nerds.

Then if anything bringing a hot girl is just going to boost your social status and make your bosses see you as more well rounded and successful

I wouldn't say she's "hot". She's cute lol

MysteryMan923 posted...
What's the problem? Your tinder thot is good enough to bang but not good enough to show up at a boring office party?

Haven't banged yet unfortunately
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darkjedilink
07/26/18 11:04:12 AM
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KhanJohnny posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
KhanJohnny posted...
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Just remember to abort mission if you see her talking to your office Chads.

There are none. Place is full of nerds.

Then if anything bringing a hot girl is just going to boost your social status and make your bosses see you as more well rounded and successful

I wouldn't say she's "hot". She's cute lol

MysteryMan923 posted...
What's the problem? Your tinder thot is good enough to bang but not good enough to show up at a boring office party?

Haven't banged yet unfortunately

You don't know how Tinder works, do you?
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/26/18 11:04:31 AM
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KhanJohnny posted...
Haven't banged yet unfortunately

you know what to do
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KhanJohnny
07/26/18 11:07:44 AM
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darkjedilink posted...
KhanJohnny posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
KhanJohnny posted...
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Just remember to abort mission if you see her talking to your office Chads.

There are none. Place is full of nerds.

Then if anything bringing a hot girl is just going to boost your social status and make your bosses see you as more well rounded and successful

I wouldn't say she's "hot". She's cute lol

MysteryMan923 posted...
What's the problem? Your tinder thot is good enough to bang but not good enough to show up at a boring office party?

Haven't banged yet unfortunately

You don't know how Tinder works, do you?

Different people are looking for different things. I know people who have found gfs on tinder.

I can't make her bang me faster. She's super shy lol
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/26/18 11:08:48 AM
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KhanJohnny posted...
I can't make her bang me faster. She's super shy lol

darkjedilink had his wife taken by obamacare

idk if he's really the guy to be taking seriously on relationships
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Error1355
07/26/18 11:09:05 AM
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KhanJohnny posted...
How do I get out of this lmao

Send her a link/screenshot of this topic.
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KhanJohnny
07/26/18 11:17:11 AM
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Error1355 posted...
KhanJohnny posted...
How do I get out of this lmao

Send her a link/screenshot of this topic.

Genius! But I'll tell her my buddy made this topic and needs advice.
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KhanJohnny
07/26/18 6:18:10 PM
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15 mins until the event disaster begins
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Timohtep
07/26/18 6:19:37 PM
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KhanJohnny
07/26/18 6:20:59 PM
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Timohtep posted...
Good luck TC

God knows I need it
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SSJGodMawile
07/27/18 1:42:00 AM
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how did it go
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Timohtep
07/27/18 1:43:14 AM
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dib153
07/27/18 2:11:07 AM
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Did tc smash? Find out next time on DRAGON BALL ZEEEEEE
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Tappor
07/27/18 2:13:06 AM
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TC died
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Returning_CEmen
07/27/18 2:31:59 AM
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LMAO @ Office Chads
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Mr_Biscuit
07/27/18 2:38:51 AM
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TC currently getting spitroasted by his bosses while tinder girl cries in the corner
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/27/18 2:54:13 AM
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Some shy girls are real freaks in bed, they just need a loving partner to bring out their fun side.

Treat her right and you might hsve a very good woman your dating.
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SpinKirby
07/27/18 2:55:00 AM
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Tappor posted...
TC died

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SSJGodMawile
07/27/18 2:59:02 AM
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SpinKirby posted...
Tappor posted...
TC died
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EmeralDragon23
07/27/18 3:00:51 AM
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lmao this topic
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KhanJohnny
07/27/18 9:10:59 AM
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It was TERRIBLE
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KhanJohnny
07/27/18 9:11:25 AM
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And I didnt even get laid
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YourDrunkFather
07/27/18 9:12:50 AM
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TC dun goofed
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edededdy
07/27/18 11:11:52 AM
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where are the damn fucking details?
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KhanJohnny
07/27/18 11:15:28 AM
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edededdy posted...
where are the damn fucking details?

Okay well she was just quiet as hell while i mingled and schmoozed with everyone at the party. So it was weird essentially lugging her around throughout the night.

But I invited her back to my room, and she accepted, which was a good sign. We watched a movie and I started getting touchy, but she was complaining about feeling sticky and the fact that she only had 3 hours of sleep the night before. So she just went home after the movie lol
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