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Parappa09 07/23/18 5:10:46 PM #1:	i can also be a straight man if that helps it wouldn't make it gay or anything --- https://imgur.com/us5qLQb http://beta.last.fm/user/Jay92Jay <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:905594640] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>i can also be a straight man if that helps it wouldn't make it gay or anything</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 07/23/18 5:11:30 PM #2:	You could offer them money --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:905594677] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>You could offer them money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lv20swds 07/23/18 5:11:31 PM #3:	Just say no homo and it's all good. <cite>lv20swds posted [p:905594678] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>Just say no homo and it's all good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 07/23/18 5:13:11 PM #4:	be an attractive female --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:905594749] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>be an attractive female</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orthopox12 07/23/18 5:14:52 PM #5:	If they are military wear boot bands. --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:905594847] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>If they are military wear boot bands.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 07/23/18 6:38:11 PM #6:	0AbsoluteZero0 posted... You could offer them money is gay for pay a thing? never heard of it before --- https://imgur.com/us5qLQb http://beta.last.fm/user/Jay92Jay <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:905599328] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>You could offer them money</quote> is gay for pay a thing? never heard of it before</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Allanon23 07/23/18 6:40:07 PM #8:	You could always get locked up. I hear guys are more flexible with their sexuality in prison. --- Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today due to lack of hustle. Deal with it. Currently LP: Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky <cite>Allanon23 posted [p:905599434] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>You could always get locked up. I hear guys are more flexible with their sexuality in prison.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 07/23/18 6:40:13 PM #9:	i hear this is a surefire way <cite>Reis posted [p:905599438] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>i hear this is a surefire way </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnragedSlith 07/23/18 6:46:04 PM #10:	Why would you even want to? --- ultimate milf hunter https://imgur.com/lCEdce6 https://imgur.com/2N1Ezia https://imgur.com/ukJ6sPJ https://youtu.be/IDYaHvDiTr4 <cite>EnragedSlith posted [p:905599719] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>Why would you even want to?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 07/23/18 6:52:27 PM #11:	I'll let you sleep with me as long as you promise not to put anything in my butt <cite>treewojima posted [p:905600015] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>I'll let you sleep with me as long as you promise not to put anything in my butt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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green butter 07/23/18 6:55:16 PM #13:	Offer your boypussy --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>green butter posted [p:905600159] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>Offer your boypussy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Colorahdo 07/23/18 6:59:54 PM #14:	Is this a common gay man fetish? I seem to encounter it a lot. Like gay guys asking "ok but if you WERE gay, who would you want to have sex with?" Dude, men are as attractive as a chair to me. If you WERE attracted to chairs, which chair would you want to have sex with? --- But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them - bring them here and kill them in front of me ~Jesus Christ <cite>Colorahdo posted [p:905600373] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>Is this a common gay man fetish? I seem to encounter it a lot. Like gay guys asking "ok but if you WERE gay, who would you want to have sex with?" Dude, men are as attractive as a chair to me. If you WERE attracted to chairs, which chair would you want to have sex with?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoBowser 07/23/18 7:00:26 PM #15:	Idk why gay people go after straight men --- I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling my feeling my' <cite>NeoBowser posted [p:905600413] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>Idk why gay people go after straight men</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/23/18 7:04:17 PM #16:	Reis posted... i hear this is a surefire way I just got modded for implying date rape last night --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:905600614] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote><cite>Reis posted...</cite> <quote>i hear this is a surefire way </quote> I just got modded for implying date rape last night</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patty_Fleur 07/23/18 7:05:06 PM #17:	This topic itself implies rape. Completely disgusting. --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. <cite>Patty_Fleur posted [p:905600646] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>This topic itself implies rape. Completely disgusting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Rian 07/23/18 7:06:24 PM #18:	Lost_All_Senses posted... I just got modded for implying date rape last night You mean arrested, not modded, and attempted, not implying. <cite>Mr_Rian posted [p:905600716] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>I just got modded for implying date rape last night</quote> You mean arrested, not modded, and attempted, not implying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Patty_Fleur 07/23/18 7:08:07 PM #20:	RedWhiteBlue posted... Patty_Fleur posted... This topic itself implies rape. Completely disgusting. Go troll about homophobia somewhere else k thx Just because the TC is gay it doesn't mean he gets a free pass on rape jokes. The topic title is fucked up. --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. <cite>Patty_Fleur posted [p:905600794] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote><cite>RedWhiteBlue posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Patty_Fleur posted...</cite> <quote>This topic itself implies rape. Completely disgusting.</quote> Go troll about homophobia somewhere else k thx</quote> Just because the TC is gay it doesn't mean he gets a free pass on rape jokes. The topic title is fucked up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fatirishdrunk 07/23/18 7:08:47 PM #21:	Essex girls exist. Perhaps I can be an Essex boy. <cite>fatirishdrunk posted [p:905600825] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>Essex girls exist. Perhaps I can be an Essex boy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 07/23/18 7:09:44 PM #22:	Parappa09 posted... 0AbsoluteZero0 posted... You could offer them money is gay for pay a thing? never heard of it before Sure, why not? I guarantee almost all straight dudes would suck or fuck another guy if the price is right --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:905600863] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote><cite>Parappa09 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>You could offer them money</quote> is gay for pay a thing? never heard of it before</quote> Sure, why not? I guarantee almost all straight dudes would suck or fuck another guy if the price is right</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 07/23/18 7:10:01 PM #23:	maybe if you buy me dinner, chat me up good, take me to a bar after and show me a good time --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:905600884] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>maybe if you buy me dinner, chat me up good, take me to a bar after and show me a good time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 07/23/18 7:10:57 PM #24:	Why do gay men try to pick up and have sex with straight men ? Straight men do not want to sexually interact with you, straight men want to fuck women not other men. Topic creator is seriously creeping and toeing the line for sexual harassment/rape. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:905600923] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>Why do gay men try to pick up and have sex with straight men ? Straight men do not want to sexually interact with you, straight men want to fuck women not other men. Topic creator is seriously creeping and toeing the line for sexual harassment/rape.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 07/23/18 7:12:03 PM #25:	You can't, the best you can hope to get is with bi-dudes. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:905600972] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>You can't, the best you can hope to get is with bi-dudes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patty_Fleur 07/23/18 7:12:14 PM #26:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... Why do gay men try yo pick up and have sex with straight men ? Straight men do not want to sexually interact with you, straight men want to fuck women not other men. Topic creator is seriously creeping and toeing the line for sexual harassment/rape. I agree. I marked him I hope this shit is deleted. --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. <cite>Patty_Fleur posted [p:905600984] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote><cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...</cite> <quote>Why do gay men try yo pick up and have sex with straight men ? Straight men do not want to sexually interact with you, straight men want to fuck women not other men. Topic creator is seriously creeping and toeing the line for sexual harassment/rape.</quote> I agree. I marked him I hope this shit is deleted.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 07/23/18 7:12:38 PM #27:	Ask me nicely --- https://imgur.com/qAas5O2 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:905601003] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>Ask me nicely</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 07/23/18 7:14:03 PM #28:	fatirishdrunk posted... Essex girls exist. Perhaps I can be an Essex boy. don't reduce yourself to fat, irish and drunk --- https://imgur.com/us5qLQb http://beta.last.fm/user/Jay92Jay <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:905601067] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote><cite>fatirishdrunk posted...</cite> <quote>Essex girls exist. Perhaps I can be an Essex boy.</quote> don't reduce yourself to fat, irish and drunk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fatirishdrunk 07/23/18 7:14:45 PM #29:	Parappa09 posted... don't reduce yourself to fat, irish and drunk Hey, I'm working on the last part bby, hit me up outside the club when it closes and I'm singing whatever is popular among the local youth, Rhianna or something <cite>fatirishdrunk posted [p:905601094] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote><cite>Parappa09 posted...</cite> <quote> don't reduce yourself to fat, irish and drunk</quote> Hey, I'm working on the last part bby, hit me up outside the club when it closes and I'm singing whatever is popular among the local youth, Rhianna or something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dameon_reaper 07/23/18 7:17:17 PM #30:	Colorahdo posted... Is this a common gay man fetish? I seem to encounter it a lot. Like gay guys asking "ok but if you WERE gay, who would you want to have sex with?" Dude, men are as attractive as a chair to me. If you WERE attracted to chairs, which chair would you want to have sex with? Honestly, I don't know why anyone would have trouble with this kind of question. I usually answer with something serious. As a straight guy, I have no problem thinking of who I'd have sex with or want as a boyfriend if I were gay. I had this conversation with 2 other guys who were also straight. Also, my answer was pretty much Robert Downey Jr. <cite>dameon_reaper posted [p:905601230] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote><cite>Colorahdo posted...</cite> <quote>Is this a common gay man fetish? I seem to encounter it a lot. Like gay guys asking "ok but if you WERE gay, who would you want to have sex with?" Dude, men are as attractive as a chair to me. If you WERE attracted to chairs, which chair would you want to have sex with?</quote> Honestly, I don't know why anyone would have trouble with this kind of question. I usually answer with something serious. As a straight guy, I have no problem thinking of who I'd have sex with or want as a boyfriend if I were gay. I had this conversation with 2 other guys who were also straight. Also, my answer was pretty much Robert Downey Jr.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourDrunkFather 07/23/18 7:20:10 PM #31:	This is a weird topic --- One bourbon,one scotch,one beer <cite>YourDrunkFather posted [p:905601389] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>This is a weird topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 07/23/18 7:33:03 PM #33:	Mr_Rian posted... Lost_All_Senses posted... I just got modded for implying date rape last night You mean arrested, not modded, and attempted, not implying. Semantics --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:905602119] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Rian posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>I just got modded for implying date rape last night</quote> You mean arrested, not modded, and attempted, not implying.</quote> Semantics</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 07/23/18 7:37:07 PM #34:	dameon_reaper posted... Colorahdo posted... Is this a common gay man fetish? I seem to encounter it a lot. Like gay guys asking "ok but if you WERE gay, who would you want to have sex with?" Dude, men are as attractive as a chair to me. If you WERE attracted to chairs, which chair would you want to have sex with? Honestly, I don't know why anyone would have trouble with this kind of question. I usually answer with something serious. As a straight guy, I have no problem thinking of who I'd have sex with or want as a boyfriend if I were gay. I had this conversation with 2 other guys who were also straight. Also, my answer was pretty much Robert Downey Jr. yeah I never got why some straight dudes freaked out about that so much. I remember once I was out with a couple coworkers and one of my female coworkers asked the group what their ideal man and woman would be. The girls answered both easily despite being straight. I answered both no problem and I'm gay. but this one straight dude with us freaked out and made a huge deal out of it. --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:905602354] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote><cite>dameon_reaper posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Colorahdo posted...</cite> <quote>Is this a common gay man fetish? I seem to encounter it a lot. Like gay guys asking "ok but if you WERE gay, who would you want to have sex with?" Dude, men are as attractive as a chair to me. If you WERE attracted to chairs, which chair would you want to have sex with?</quote> Honestly, I don't know why anyone would have trouble with this kind of question. I usually answer with something serious. As a straight guy, I have no problem thinking of who I'd have sex with or want as a boyfriend if I were gay. I had this conversation with 2 other guys who were also straight. Also, my answer was pretty much Robert Downey Jr.</quote> yeah I never got why some straight dudes freaked out about that so much. I remember once I was out with a couple coworkers and one of my female coworkers asked the group what their ideal man and woman would be. The girls answered both easily despite being straight. I answered both no problem and I'm gay. but this one straight dude with us freaked out and made a huge deal out of it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 07/23/18 7:42:09 PM #35:	Start telling straight guys you want to bang about your mangina. Eventually curiosity will get the better of them. --- https://imgur.com/O3syCWD https://imgur.com/k3YiBdG <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:905602613] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>Start telling straight guys you want to bang about your mangina. Eventually curiosity will get the better of them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 07/23/18 7:46:58 PM #36:	You gotta make sure the balls dont touch Always say no homo beforehand And make sure the tips kiss... Ground rules need to be established --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:905602886] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>You gotta make sure the balls dont touch Always say no homo beforehand And make sure the tips kiss... Ground rules need to be established</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 07/24/18 2:59:59 AM #37:	KILBOTz posted... Start telling straight guys you want to bang about your mangina. Eventually curiosity will get the better of them. nevershine posted... You gotta make sure the balls dont touch Always say no homo beforehand And make sure the tips kiss... Ground rules need to be established these are some great tips --- https://imgur.com/us5qLQb http://beta.last.fm/user/Jay92Jay <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:905622475] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>Start telling straight guys you want to bang about your mangina. Eventually curiosity will get the better of them.</quote> <cite>nevershine posted...</cite> <quote>You gotta make sure the balls dont touch Always say no homo beforehand And make sure the tips kiss... Ground rules need to be established</quote> these are some great tips</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YOUHAVENOHOPE 07/24/18 3:01:20 AM #38:	come visit seattle parappa :^) --- https://imgur.com/kpXTakw https://imgur.com/Pto3yPa http://media.giphy.com/media/NBVBnHv8bV13q/giphy.gif <cite>YOUHAVENOHOPE posted [p:905622509] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>come visit seattle parappa :^)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MakoReizei 07/24/18 3:09:28 AM #39:	RedWhiteBlue posted... RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... Straight men do not want to sexually interact with you, straight men want to fuck women not other men. You'd be surprised. While what determines sexuality is which sexes you find yourself sexually attracted to, you can still fuck someone you're not sexually attracted to if you're also not repulsed by them. I suppose you're not familiar with the Romans. what if you're repulsed by all men --- https://i.imgtc.com/3owskMW.png <cite>MakoReizei posted [p:905622739] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote><cite>RedWhiteBlue posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...</cite> <quote>Straight men do not want to sexually interact with you, straight men want to fuck women not other men.</quote> You'd be surprised. While what determines sexuality is which sexes you find yourself sexually attracted to, you can still fuck someone you're not sexually attracted to if you're also not repulsed by them. I suppose you're not familiar with the Romans.</quote> what if you're repulsed by all men</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 07/24/18 3:20:09 AM #40:	Either pay them or be a biological female --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:905622981] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>Either pay them or be a biological female</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 07/24/18 3:45:43 AM #41:	YOUHAVENOHOPE posted... come visit seattle parappa :^) come visit LA when i'm there! --- https://imgur.com/us5qLQb http://beta.last.fm/user/Jay92Jay <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:905623537] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote><cite>YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...</cite> <quote>come visit seattle parappa :^)</quote> come visit LA when i'm there!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:24:04 AM #42:	Just gotta be like andy sambergs character in the movie I love you man. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:905624308] in how do i s... [t:76834950]...</cite> <quote>Just gotta be like andy sambergs character in the movie I love you man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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