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Complete_Idi0t
07/14/18 6:45:52 PM
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Finally there would be a reason to go to one
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TheSextMachine
07/14/18 6:46:34 PM
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They did back in the day.
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alt_no_1_loves
07/14/18 6:46:48 PM
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...I kind of like this idea
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SauI_Goodman
07/14/18 6:47:25 PM
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Somehow I don't think the bride wants people to see them getting it on by the dumpster at a burger king.
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Zikten
07/14/18 6:48:39 PM
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They used to in medieval times. The guests would follow the couple into a bedroom and observe the deflowering of the bride to have witnesses to claim that the marriage has been consumated. Basically the final nail for a wedding is to make sure they fuck. And watching it hammers that nail down and makes the marriage official.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/14/18 6:49:11 PM
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@SauI_Goodman

Not all couples are that uncivilized or trashy.
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TheSextMachine
07/14/18 6:50:43 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
@SauI_Goodman

Not all couples are that uncivilized or trashy.

Yeah, they either do it in the reception hall coat closet or the back of the limo.
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Complete_Idi0t
07/14/18 6:51:42 PM
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Zikten posted...
They used to in medieval times. The guests would follow the couple into a bedroom and observe the deflowering of the bride to have witnesses to claim that the marriage has been consumated. Basically the final nail for a wedding is to make sure they fuck. And watching it hammers that nail down and makes the marriage official.


Man, that restaurant is better than I thought!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/14/18 6:52:29 PM
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@TheSextMachine

Back of the limo is classy though, a nice ride and you can slide the privacy glass up.
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