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AlephZero 07/12/18 1:37:10 PM #1: |
My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."
So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't. --- "There is value in segregation." - qwertyman2002 01001100 01010101 01000101 00100000 00110100 00110000 00110010 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 07/12/18 2:25:39 PM #2: |
I've seen this before...
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IslamMD 07/12/18 2:26:49 PM #3: |
In the orginal did the OP actually say it was an oral sex type thing or it has always been a misdirection?
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Johnny_Nutcase 07/12/18 2:27:33 PM #4: |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I've seen this before... We all have. And I believe there's a lot of people looking for you in West Virginia. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 07/12/18 2:27:56 PM #5: |
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MeIon Bread 07/12/18 2:29:12 PM #6: |
I love that copy pasta. It's just bizzarre and finding the joke is really hard (because there isn't one).
I remember finally seeing the origins for it, about a year ago maybe, and it was this lengthy topic that was basically just relaying information, rather than trying to be funny. Seeing the people try and understand the first post was great, though. --- Sunhawk's main alternate account. I'm just a little bit caught in the middle, life is a maze and love is a riddle. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrK3V 07/12/18 2:29:29 PM #7: |
PoopPotato posted...
Did this start here? I know it's been around for years Bodybuilding --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 07/12/18 2:29:54 PM #8: |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I've seen this before... it's crappy pasta i'm not eating it this time. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 07/12/18 3:23:25 PM #9: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...I've seen this before... I don't like west virginia --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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