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YoshitoKikuchi
07/11/18 11:51:04 PM
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Was Thor just aiming anywhere?
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DarthAragorn
07/11/18 11:54:39 PM
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Because you try throwing a giant axe through a beam and hitting someone's head with it
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TheDarkCircle
07/11/18 11:55:34 PM
#3:


Because Avengers 4
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Muffinz0rz
07/11/18 11:56:08 PM
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I mean I think the general consensus is that a blast powered by all 6 stones might be sufficient enough to at least redirect the axe a bit

but also

TheDarkCircle posted...
Because Avengers 4

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Guerrilla Soldier
07/11/18 11:56:34 PM
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who just aims for a head with an axe
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HylianFox
07/11/18 11:56:57 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
who just aims for a head with an axe

executioners?
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Guerrilla Soldier
07/11/18 11:57:24 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Guerrilla Soldier posted...
who just aims for a head with an axe

executioners?

bingo!
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Zikten
07/11/18 11:57:28 PM
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supposedly the theory is he wanted to be able to tell him he beat him, and gloat about it. his ego fucked it up. instead of just finishing off the enemy he tried to enjoy it slowly and that made him fail
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prince_leo
07/11/18 11:58:38 PM
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people are trained to hit center of mass
Thor did nothing wrong, Star-Lord is the fuck up
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HeyPuff
07/12/18 12:39:49 AM
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prince_leo posted...
people are trained to hit center of mass
Thor did nothing wrong, Star-Lord is the fuck up


How?
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sktgamer_13dude
07/12/18 12:41:06 AM
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HeyPuff posted...
prince_leo posted...
people are trained to hit center of mass
Thor did nothing wrong, Star-Lord is the fuck up


How?

He freaked out when he learned Gamora died.
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HeyPuff
07/12/18 12:56:09 AM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
HeyPuff posted...
prince_leo posted...
people are trained to hit center of mass
Thor did nothing wrong, Star-Lord is the fuck up


How?

He freaked out when he learned Gamora died.


Didnt Dr. Strange say there were 14 million outcomes and only one outcome where they win?
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HylianFox
07/12/18 12:59:00 AM
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poor Star-Lord, his girlfriend is brutally murdered by her own father and HE'S the bad guy
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Muffinz0rz
07/12/18 10:34:41 AM
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HeyPuff posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
HeyPuff posted...
prince_leo posted...
people are trained to hit center of mass
Thor did nothing wrong, Star-Lord is the fuck up


How?

He freaked out when he learned Gamora died.


Didnt Dr. Strange say there were 14 million outcomes and only one outcome where they win?

I mean yeah but that kind of writing is just to cover their ass about any "why couldn't X, Y, or Z happen??"

HylianFox posted...
poor Star-Lord, his girlfriend is brutally murdered by her own father and HE'S the bad guy

yes

he is

he could've waited another, oh, i don't know, four seconds before freaking out? considering how close they were to getting the gauntlet off?

THEN he could've had his fun
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AvlButtslam
07/12/18 10:37:21 AM
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He had the same tantrum in all 14 million scenarios
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/12/18 8:55:48 PM
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Zikten posted...
supposedly the theory is he wanted to be able to tell him he beat him, and gloat about it. his ego fucked it up. instead of just finishing off the enemy he tried to enjoy it slowly and that made him fail


Whose theory?
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VandorLee
07/12/18 9:01:35 PM
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Its actually a scripted movie so he cant not hit him in the chest...
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Knowledge_King
07/12/18 11:43:00 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...

yes

he is

he could've waited another, oh, i don't know, four seconds before freaking out? considering how close they were to getting the gauntlet off?

THEN he could've had his fun


Then he'd be dead. Because Thanos would be free.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
07/12/18 11:43:47 PM
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He only has one good eye.
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dave_is_slick
07/12/18 11:55:14 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
he could've waited another, oh, i don't know, four seconds before freaking out? considering how close they were to getting the gauntlet off?

That's not his character.
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Rikiaz
07/12/18 11:58:12 PM
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Zikten posted...
supposedly the theory is he wanted to be able to tell him he beat him, and gloat about it. his ego fucked it up. instead of just finishing off the enemy he tried to enjoy it slowly and that made him fail


DarthAragorn posted...
Because you try throwing a giant axe through a beam and hitting someone's head with it


In universe, probably these two combined. Seriously, if you are throwing something like an axe from that far away, you're going to aim for the easiest target to hit because chances are you miss.
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Muffinz0rz
07/13/18 11:51:15 AM
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Knowledge_King posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...

yes

he is

he could've waited another, oh, i don't know, four seconds before freaking out? considering how close they were to getting the gauntlet off?

THEN he could've had his fun


Then he'd be dead. Because Thanos would be free.

But the gauntlet would be off
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