Current Events > Does Mario 'deserve' Peach's affections?

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LightningAce11
07/10/18 10:15:36 PM
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He has saved her so many times that she owes him now.
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Reis
07/10/18 10:16:22 PM
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Peach prefers Bowser's long rod on the low, why do you think she lets herself get kidnapped so often?
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GiftedACIII
07/10/18 10:18:24 PM
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I always figured they were already in a relationship. Mario was about to pop the question in odyssey which would generally signify they already had something going on before then. . Wasn't there a trophy or something that said Peach was Mario's GF too?
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pegusus123456
07/10/18 10:18:39 PM
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Peach doesn't have sexual organs, her species reproduces with spores.
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GiftedACIII
07/10/18 10:20:30 PM
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Reis posted...
Peach prefers Bowser's long rod on the low, why do you think she lets herself get kidnapped so often?

They probably all have threesomes together. Why else would he go karting with him all the time. He also says "so long gay bowser" while swinging him by the tail. Clearly they're familiar with that practice.
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Zack_Attackv1
07/10/18 10:23:33 PM
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TheSextMachine
07/10/18 10:30:07 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Peach doesn't have sexual organs, her species reproduces with spores.

You have obviously not played the Mario is Missing Flash game.
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