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_BIueMonk
07/09/18 2:46:05 AM
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/year-old-baby-appears-in-immigration-court_us_5b4290e3e4b07b827cc1e76c

A year-old baby boy in federal custody appeared in immigration court without his parents in Phoenix, briefly played with a ball, drank from a bottle, then cried hysterically as he was about to leave the courtroom, according to the Associated Press.


America, the country that makes 1 year old babies represent themselves in a courtroom.

jesus fucking christ.
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glitteringfairy
07/09/18 2:47:44 AM
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Guess he should have thought twice about being here illegally
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Kineth
07/09/18 2:47:50 AM
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Jesus fucking Christ. I hope this isn't actually real, but I have a feeling that hope doesn't float.
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iHuman
07/09/18 2:47:52 AM
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how do we know he wasn't trying an insanity defense
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gunplagirl
07/09/18 2:50:14 AM
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Kineth posted...
Jesus fucking Christ. I hope this isn't actually real, but I have a feeling that hope doesn't float.

It's real and it's what our tax dollars have been funding. Can't even call it a kangaroo court, since they at least play at the illusion of a fair trial at the beginning.
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OwlRammer
07/09/18 2:51:49 AM
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snowman9267
07/09/18 2:53:18 AM
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This is so far down the rabbit hole I don't even have a sarcastic comment that would be funny enough to temporarily take people's minds off it.

We're the baddies. :(
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iClockwork
07/09/18 2:54:33 AM
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Why did the parents bring it illegally? I doubt the baby walked here itself.
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iHuman
07/09/18 2:55:18 AM
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it? he's not a DOG
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gunplagirl
07/09/18 2:55:31 AM
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snowman9267 posted...
This is so far down the rabbit hole I don't even have a sarcastic comment that would be funny enough to temporarily take people's minds off it.

We're the baddies. :(

This just reminded me of that Malcolm in the Middle episode where Hal was using somebody else's VIP thing at an airport and ended up making a decision via a multi way conference call and at the end he asked "are we the good guys" and everybody else laughed.
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Phantom_Nook
07/09/18 3:02:46 AM
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The real issue we need to focus on is SHS being refused her pre-dinner snack.
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Perascamin
07/09/18 3:05:30 AM
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By law and ethics, the baby has to have a fair trial still so....this is what happens
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pegusus123456
07/09/18 3:05:57 AM
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In fairness, the baby handled himself with more decorum and grace than Trump usually does.
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_BIueMonk
07/09/18 3:09:10 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
In fairness, the baby handled himself with more decorum and grace than Trump usually does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZQJnWA1lJI" data-time="

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TheVipaGTS
07/09/18 3:10:36 AM
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This is America.
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yusiko
07/09/18 3:47:16 AM
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america is officially a saturday morning cartoon villain
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Kaiganeer
07/09/18 3:48:37 AM
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america is satire but real
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scar the 1
07/09/18 3:50:37 AM
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don't catch you slippin now
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Funkydog
07/09/18 3:57:02 AM
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How do we know this baby isn't a criminal mastermind, or been sent undercover as a drug rape mule hmn?

But seriously, how can any one not just be plain horrified that this is what America is turning into? A fucking one year old paraded into court like a criminal under this "system"
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_BIueMonk
07/09/18 3:59:05 AM
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Funkydog posted...
How do we know this baby isn't a criminal mastermind, or been sent undercover as a drug rape mule hmn?

But seriously, how can any one not just be plain horrified that this is what America is turning into? A fucking one year old paraded into court like a criminal under this "system"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ" data-time="

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GrAyFoX312k
07/09/18 4:21:15 AM
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As ridiculous as it looks, it looks like they just had to go through the motions to get him back to his dad.
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Rika_Furude
07/09/18 4:25:08 AM
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america is the world villain of today
what have you people done
why did you let yourselves become the villain
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Looked gf
07/09/18 4:26:05 AM
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l Dudeboy l
07/09/18 4:35:17 AM
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America is the Walter White of the world.
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Bat178
07/09/18 6:17:47 AM
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Arizona, Arizona, Arizona... what the fuck is wrong with you?!!! The heat has melted your brains to mush!
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