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HashtagTartarus
07/09/18 1:26:52 AM
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It will be my first experience with deep frying.
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The_Doge
07/09/18 1:29:10 AM
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Share with doge?
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kingdrake2
07/09/18 1:30:36 AM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
It will be my first experience with deep frying.


we had those before. if can pull it off they're pretty good.
it was those tyson chicken strips they use in restaurants.

the big ones.
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LedZeppelin
07/09/18 1:40:09 AM
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we need pics of the finished goods
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/09/18 1:40:41 AM
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HashtagTartarus
07/09/18 2:50:41 AM
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I overcooked them

The_Doge posted...
Share with doge?


Of course
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slimfizzle2
07/09/18 2:53:38 AM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
I overcooked them

You. You did what?

This is grounds for divorce
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HashtagTartarus
07/09/18 3:10:07 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
HashtagTartarus posted...
I overcooked them

You. You did what?

This is grounds for divorce


I don't have a job. Does that mean I'm the one who gets alimony?
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slimfizzle2
07/09/18 3:39:58 AM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
HashtagTartarus posted...
I overcooked them

You. You did what?

This is grounds for divorce


I don't have a job. Does that mean I'm the one who gets alimony?

Shit.

You have no job and you impregnate me!

How will I raise our furry baby?
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HashtagTartarus
07/09/18 3:44:15 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
HashtagTartarus posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
HashtagTartarus posted...
I overcooked them

You. You did what?

This is grounds for divorce


I don't have a job. Does that mean I'm the one who gets alimony?

Shit.

You have no job and you impregnate me!

How will I raise our furry baby?


Raise? We need to have a talk...
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YINever
07/09/18 3:48:58 AM
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geez, how many gbp did the ingredients cost? might as well just trade in for tendies
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slimfizzle2
07/09/18 3:51:20 AM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
Raise? We need to have a talk...

Uh. Um.

Why are you holding a wire clothes hanger?


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Vyrulisse
07/09/18 4:05:33 AM
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Your first mistake was deep frying. You should have baked them. You can get them crunchy like from frying but avoid the nasty grease taste.
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pegusus123456
07/09/18 4:07:13 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Your first mistake was deep frying. You should have baked them.

We're all gonna pretend you didn't say this shit so we ain't gotta whoop ya
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Vyrulisse
07/09/18 4:09:28 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
Your first mistake was deep frying. You should have baked them.

We're all gonna pretend you didn't say this shit so we ain't gotta whoop ya

I used to think it was insane too until I tried it. Baking is superior to deep frying it just takes longer.
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tainted_emerald
07/09/18 4:12:10 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
Your first mistake was deep frying. You should have baked them.

We're all gonna pretend you didn't say this shit so we ain't gotta whoop ya

I used to think it was insane too until I tried it. Baking is superior to deep frying it just takes longer.

I'll agree to this when it comes to baking whole thighs.

Pan frying is superior for strips and likely tenders though.
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HashtagTartarus
07/09/18 4:34:31 AM
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YINever posted...
geez, how many gbp did the ingredients cost? might as well just trade in for tendies


I got like four pounds of boneless, skinless chicken breast for $11. I used one pound to make the tendies. The flour, egg, water, salt, and pepper were hella cheap. I'm not sure how much the shit ton of vegetable oil I used costs.

slimfizzle2 posted...

Uh. Um.

Why are you holding a wire clothes hanger?



What? I'm not holding it. You are!

*poke*

Vyrulisse posted...
Your first mistake was deep frying. You should have baked them. You can get them crunchy like from frying but avoid the nasty grease taste.


I guess it makes sense that something with flour and egg would get crunchy in the oven. I might do it on the oven next time just because I had to stand over the pan for the entire time the chicken was frying, and that took a bunch of time.
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slimfizzle2
07/09/18 4:53:06 AM
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HashtagTartarus posted...

*poke*

Ow my testicles

I don't think we are on the same page for our future child
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HashtagTartarus
07/09/18 4:54:01 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
HashtagTartarus posted...

*poke*

Ow my testicles

I don't think we are on the same page for our future child


Sorry, I meant to hit the baby.

*poke*
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slimfizzle2
07/09/18 5:04:05 AM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
HashtagTartarus posted...

*poke*

Ow my testicles

I don't think we are on the same page for our future child


Sorry, I meant to hit the baby.

*poke*

Tell that to your future child with a hole in the heaf5
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