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Patty_Fleur
07/08/18 11:27:10 PM
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I'm trying to come up with rational reasons to want a girlfriend.
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Alphamon
07/08/18 11:27:44 PM
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That's the same thing women say about you.
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Rad_Chad
07/08/18 11:27:53 PM
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uh... to be cool and normal and stuff
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Patty_Fleur
07/08/18 11:28:25 PM
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Alphamon posted...
That's the same thing women say about you.


They want my money. That's all.
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masticatingman
07/08/18 11:29:01 PM
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Guy or girl, if your potential partner actually likes to cook and is good at it - jackpot.

Also combined incomes, having the basis for a family, emotional attachment and bonding, etc.
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ClockworkHare
07/08/18 11:29:59 PM
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PerseusRad
07/08/18 11:30:47 PM
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Companionship if youre into that sorta thing.
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Guerrilla Soldier
07/08/18 11:31:43 PM
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having someone you want to be near, touch and hold, talk to about anything, support and truly feel that they support you as well

is all pretty good too
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Flockaveli
07/08/18 11:31:47 PM
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Kissing. Napping on her booty. Free food.
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SpinKirby
07/08/18 11:31:56 PM
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UaStankAssMofo
07/08/18 11:32:04 PM
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I honestly wonder how people who make topics like this view the world

Like do you view women as just 'objects to stick your penis into'
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eggcorn
07/08/18 11:32:26 PM
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My girlfriend is my best friend, sex is a bonus.
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Patty_Fleur
07/08/18 11:33:58 PM
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UaStankAssMofo posted...
I honestly wonder how people who make topics like this view the world

Like do you view women as just 'objects to stick your penis into'


Kinda. I get horny. I don't want women around all the time though.
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PerseusRad
07/08/18 11:34:14 PM
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UaStankAssMofo posted...
I honestly wonder how people who make topics like this view the world

Like do you view women as just 'objects to stick your penis into'

Some people just dont care to have other people around them. Maybe thats simplifying it a bit much, but if you arent lonely, and feel fine as you are, the mindset doesnt seem out there for some people to have.

Of course, viewing women just as sex objects is wrong, whether you want a relationship or not.
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UaStankAssMofo
07/08/18 11:35:50 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
UaStankAssMofo posted...
I honestly wonder how people who make topics like this view the world

Like do you view women as just 'objects to stick your penis into'


Kinda. I get horny. I don't want women around all the time though.


Nah it's obviously more than just "getting horny" and something you need psychotherapy for
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ClockworkHare
07/08/18 11:39:32 PM
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UaStankAssMofo posted...
I honestly wonder how people who make topics like this view the world

Like do you view women as just 'objects to stick your penis into'

Some modern women view men as primitive beasts of burden with bank accounts and penises.

Objectifying and using the opposite sex is not an exclusive issue to either men or women.
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UaStankAssMofo
07/08/18 11:42:07 PM
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ClockworkHare posted...
UaStankAssMofo posted...
I honestly wonder how people who make topics like this view the world

Like do you view women as just 'objects to stick your penis into'

Some modern women view men as primitive beasts of burden with bank accounts and penises.

Objectifying and using the opposite sex is not an exclusive issue to either men or women.


My point isn't that "only men do this" it's that anyone who does this has problems
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Bacon_Pancakes
07/08/18 11:51:34 PM
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Way easier to get out of awkward situations, leave parties early, etc.

Also even watching tv and stuff gets better cus you have someone to make fun of the shows with
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MedzXVIII
07/08/18 11:52:33 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Alphamon posted...
That's the same thing women say about you.


They want my money. That's all.

You rich?
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Panthera
07/08/18 11:58:41 PM
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No, women exist solely to please you sexually. You and you alone.

What the fuck do you think? The concept of interacting with people isn't all that hard to grasp.
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Zero_Destroyer
07/08/18 11:59:36 PM
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ce topic
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OwlRammer
07/08/18 11:59:56 PM
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Flockaveli
07/09/18 12:02:43 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Alphamon posted...
That's the same thing women say about you.


They want my money. That's all.

Its not like you have much else to offer
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AlephZero
07/09/18 12:02:53 AM
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the average man is unfuckable

the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick
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Vita_Aeterna
07/09/18 12:03:44 AM
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eggcorn posted...
My girlfriend is my best friend, sex is a bonus.

This is how it should always be.
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Ultima Dragon
07/09/18 12:05:49 AM
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I can't really think of a reason other than being able to have sex more readily than you might be able to when single (and maybe not, depending on how long you've been seeing a person and if their sex drive has gone down in that time).

Like, you can have numerous friends that you care about very much, both male and female to provide companionship and support. These can just be platonic friends, there doesn't need to be anything sexual there.

Then there's family, hobbies, and just general life stuff. When I'm single I really don't feel like my life is missing anything. On the other hand, I can think of a lot of downsides to being involved with someone.
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Dark_SilverX
07/09/18 12:10:03 AM
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getting to eat the booty like groceries?
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