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frozenshock
07/07/18 10:43:13 PM
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How do you react, knowing she has never been anywhere near Moscow?
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dave_is_slick
07/07/18 10:49:14 PM
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What did overgrown reptiles do to her?
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DrizztLink
07/07/18 10:50:07 PM
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Bloodychess
07/07/18 10:50:51 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Wat

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Lord_Shadow
07/07/18 10:51:14 PM
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She's an American hero as far as I'm concerned I would petition to the US to do everything in its power to have her released from custody
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Cheater87
07/07/18 10:51:32 PM
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Now she'll find out about her adopted identical twin!!!
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frozenshock
07/07/18 10:51:47 PM
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Bloodychess posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Wat


Well:

- The Kremlin burns down
- Your local police arrests your 6 year old daughter for burning down the Kremlin and want to extradite her to Russia to face charge
- She's never been to Moscow, or Russia for that matter
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gunplagirl
07/07/18 10:55:13 PM
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If she didn't get Putin with the Kremlin, she is grounded.
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frozenshock
07/07/18 11:03:05 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
If she didn't get Putin with the Kremlin, she is grounded.


Putin was badly burned, but he survived.

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gunplagirl
07/07/18 11:27:04 PM
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frozenshock posted...
gunplagirl posted...
If she didn't get Putin with the Kremlin, she is grounded.


Putin was badly burned, but he survived.

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dave_is_slick
07/07/18 11:43:01 PM
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Joke being ignored got me like:
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Shotgunnova
07/07/18 11:46:39 PM
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Yo yo yo
My kid spits hot fire
I don't deny 'er
Rhymes buck like a new bull
Make many a ruble
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ProfessorKukui
07/07/18 11:47:04 PM
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If she can't do the time, don't do the crime.
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SenTedCruz
07/07/18 11:47:29 PM
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frozenshock posted...
How do you react, knowing she has never been anywhere near Moscow?

How would I know? That's exactly what Donald Trump said.
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