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ssj3vegeta2
07/06/18 7:23:53 PM
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furb
07/06/18 7:28:40 PM
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is george noory still on coast to coast trying to sell me gold
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nevershine
07/06/18 7:48:12 PM
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M_Live posted...
"he has a green jumpsuit on, a machete, white tennis shoes, a mask, a chain around his neck and a black hat."


Sounds like a Run the Jewels music video

Nah dude sounds like hes suiting up to drop the hottest mixtape ever
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BWLurker
07/06/18 7:48:43 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/06/18 7:50:08 PM
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I don't have a green jumpsuit, white tennis shoes, any masks or chains and none of my hats are exclusively black.

Just in case anyone thought this was me.

Edit: also, West Virginia? Yeah, I wouldn't have a reason to go there.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/06/18 7:50:34 PM
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BWLurker posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy


Ayyy ninja'd
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Darkrobotisback
07/06/18 7:50:59 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I don't have a green jumpsuit, white tennis shoes, any masks or chains and none of my hats are exclusively black.

Just in case anyone thought this was me.


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BWLurker
07/06/18 7:51:04 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I don't have a green jumpsuit, white tennis shoes, any masks or chains and none of my hats are exclusively black.

Just in case anyone thought this was me.

Nah, I was just making a username joke. You don't look creepy. You're a cool guy.
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solosnake
07/06/18 7:51:59 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I don't have a green jumpsuit, white tennis shoes, any masks or chains and none of my hats are exclusively black.

Just in case anyone thought this was me.

Edit: also, West Virginia? Yeah, I wouldn't have a reason to go there.

reported to the fbi
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CableZL
07/06/18 7:54:54 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I don't have a green jumpsuit, white tennis shoes, any masks or chains and none of my hats are exclusively black.

Just in case anyone thought this was me.

Edit: also, West Virginia? Yeah, I wouldn't have a reason to go there.


That sounds exactly like what a Machete Man would say
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/06/18 7:55:38 PM
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BWLurker posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I don't have a green jumpsuit, white tennis shoes, any masks or chains and none of my hats are exclusively black.

Just in case anyone thought this was me.

Nah, I was just making a username joke. You don't look creepy. You're a cool guy.


I don't check notifications. Just happened to refresh the front page and saw the topic. To me, my post was preemptive >_>. This is also at least the 4th or 5th topic I've seen in the past few years where something machete-related has happened and I've shown up to proclaim my innocence. Once in real life too. There was a machete attack in a nearby city and co-workers at the time joked around about thinking it was me (happened when I had a few days off in a row). That one was apparently gang related.
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TheAnthraxBunny
07/06/18 7:57:24 PM
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M_Live posted...
"he has a green jumpsuit on, a machete, white tennis shoes, a mask, a chain around his neck and a black hat."


Sounds like a Run the Jewels music video

How you like my stylin' bruh? Ain't nobody smilin' bruh
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