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deanshow
07/06/18 10:24:41 AM
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My main man @YOUHAVENOHOPE is looking for a lovely lady to lay with him, so he can finally achieve the dream and sleep with a CEgal. Anyone that does will be handsomely compensated with 4 goats, a horse, and some expired laffy taffy. Thank you all who answer
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Tagd30
07/06/18 10:32:53 AM
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He's a great guy and just wants to make powerful love to a woman from this site. Give him a chance. Don't just open your legs, open your heart.
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Coffeebeanz
07/06/18 10:34:23 AM
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Sure why not
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TeaMilk
07/06/18 10:34:55 AM
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pics of horse goats first, as proof
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gunplagirl
07/06/18 10:36:07 AM
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Offering items in exchange for sex?

Let's see what mods think.
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Cleo_II
07/06/18 10:37:05 AM
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This is ridiculous.

Id need at least 6 goats, 3 horses, a donkey and a carpet, preferably made by 17 slave children.
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Coffeebeanz
07/06/18 10:37:06 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Offering items in exchange for sex?

Let's see what mods think.


I'd do it for free
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SailorGoon
07/06/18 10:37:55 AM
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This seems like a pretty sweet deal. Can I just wear a dress and say I identify as a CEgirl? It's <current year> after all.
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TeaMilk
07/06/18 10:47:42 AM
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SailorGoon posted...
This seems like a pretty sweet deal. Can I just wear a dress and say I identify as a CEgirl? It's <current year> after all.

shut the fuck up
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deanshow
07/06/18 11:41:41 AM
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SailorGoon posted...
This seems like a pretty sweet deal. Can I just wear a dress and say I identify as a CEgirl? It's <current year> after all.

Bok doesn't discriminate, he'd gladly take it
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deanshow
07/06/18 11:42:08 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Sure why not

@YOUHAVENOHOPE go talk to her. Then we can negotiate the goats and horses
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SailorGoon
07/06/18 11:46:20 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
SailorGoon posted...
This seems like a pretty sweet deal. Can I just wear a dress and say I identify as a CEgirl? It's <current year> after all.

shut the fuck up

Ey, you don't know me. A horse is a horse. I've long dreamed of participating in the festivities of my people from the old country. One of which is a song and dance called "That's my horse". However, my family were all but poor and we only had goats, so I could never participate.

deanshow posted...
SailorGoon posted...
This seems like a pretty sweet deal. Can I just wear a dress and say I identify as a CEgirl? It's <current year> after all.

Bok doesn't discriminate, he'd gladly take it

Now we're talking. First base for me is anal btw. There's really nowhere to go, but there
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deanshow
07/06/18 11:47:11 AM
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SailorGoon posted...
TeaMilk posted...
SailorGoon posted...
This seems like a pretty sweet deal. Can I just wear a dress and say I identify as a CEgirl? It's <current year> after all.

shut the fuck up

Ey, you don't know me. A horse is a horse. I've long dreamed of participating in the festivities of my people from the old country. One of which is a song and dance called "That's my horse". However, my family were all but poor and we only had goats, so I could never participate.

deanshow posted...
SailorGoon posted...
This seems like a pretty sweet deal. Can I just wear a dress and say I identify as a CEgirl? It's <current year> after all.

Bok doesn't discriminate, he'd gladly take it

Now we're talking. First base for me is anal btw. There's really nowhere to go, but there

Well hopefully Bok likes shitting out blood
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