Current Events > State rep sends out screenshot of porn tabs. Blames it on his 'friend' >_>

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NeonOctopus
07/06/18 8:37:42 AM
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Dyinglegacy
07/06/18 8:40:18 AM
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What's wrong with being a pervert?
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Smashingpmkns
07/06/18 8:41:42 AM
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God damn that's a lot of tabs of porn open at once lol
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The Top Crusader
07/06/18 8:41:49 AM
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If I was in that position I would probably just be like, "Ha ha guys, I opened those tabs as a joke!"

I dunno if it would really work from making you not seem like a perv, but better than saying someone else did it. >_>
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iHuman
07/06/18 8:42:33 AM
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always judge a man by the porn he keeps

he has my vote
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Genocet_10-325
07/06/18 8:42:39 AM
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Teen and milf porn? Generally people like one or the other not both
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I Like Toast
07/06/18 8:43:45 AM
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This is how you lose an election to a reality TV star that ran a casino to bankruptcy
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NeonOctopus
07/06/18 8:44:51 AM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
Teen and milf porn? Generally people like one or the other not both

Maybe this is secretly a power move and wants to attract both sides to vote for him next time.
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Jiek_Fafn
07/06/18 8:45:25 AM
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'I am not a pervert. I made a big mistake of trusting too much in people,' he told them as he denied looking at pornography online.

I think he's more of a pervert because he claims to not look at porn online. That's weird. Everyone looks at porn.
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Fam_Fam
07/06/18 8:46:23 AM
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it's a mistake, and inappropriate to send out

but its not really a big deal at all
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EnterTheTekken
07/06/18 8:47:36 AM
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It's weird we continue to hold politicians to some high moral standard. I honestly don't care if he watches porn. Have a plan and execute it while in office.

I'd prefer that over the usual window dressing.
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Sad_Face
07/06/18 8:49:16 AM
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"I never watch porn! I'm a wholesome family man! Please believe me!"
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Master_Bass
07/06/18 8:53:10 AM
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Good for him he likes both sides.

In all seriousness, this is a problem if he's using federal resources to look at porn, though. If it's his own computer whatever but you don't want to get a federal computer infected. Also, a common federal worker would get in big trouble for looking at porn on government equipment.
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frozenshock
07/06/18 8:56:18 AM
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Master_Bass posted...
Good for him he likes both sides.

In all seriousness, this is a problem if he's using federal resources to look at porn, though. If it's his own computer whatever but you don't want to get a federal computer infected. Also, a common federal worker would get in big trouble for looking at porn on government equipment.


Looks like it's a phone, from the screenshot
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NeonOctopus
07/06/18 8:58:50 AM
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frozenshock posted...
Master_Bass posted...
Good for him he likes both sides.

In all seriousness, this is a problem if he's using federal resources to look at porn, though. If it's his own computer whatever but you don't want to get a federal computer infected. Also, a common federal worker would get in big trouble for looking at porn on government equipment.


Looks like it's a phone, from the screenshot

Damn yo, that's hard to tab up on multiple porn vids on a phone
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Coffeebeanz
07/06/18 9:02:08 AM
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MILF or teen. You can't have it both ways, Mr. Perez!
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pikachupwnage
07/06/18 9:10:07 AM
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This is why you set your tabs to be hidden if you ever think you will do screenshots.
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Heineken14
07/06/18 9:20:38 AM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
Teen and milf porn? Generally people like one or the other not both


Maybe he's into teen milfs!
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slimfizzle2
07/06/18 10:00:50 AM
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TMILFs


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Alphamon
07/06/18 10:02:08 AM
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who cares.

its 2018. porn shaming is stupid.
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iPhone_7
07/06/18 10:11:55 AM
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Not good PR. However I dont take strong issue with this, not unless the politician in question claims family values and tries to pass family values legislation.

He is a douche for trying to shove the blame on others instead of owning up to it. Just go with Yeah I looked at porn, I wont do it again blah blah

I only really take issue with those family values politicians that get caught being hypocrites.
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SSJCAT
07/06/18 10:13:33 AM
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So are people not allowed to jerk off anymore or something

edit: also dude take the blame for it lol no ones gonna believe a story about your friend and honesty is always respected imo
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thronedfire2
07/06/18 10:14:43 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
God damn that's a lot of tabs of porn open at once lol


5?

those are rookie numbers
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slimfizzle2
07/06/18 10:24:34 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
Not good PR. However I dont take strong issue with this, not unless the politician in question claims family values and tries to pass family values legislation.

He is a douche for trying to shove the blame on others instead of owning up to it. Just go with Yeah I looked at porn, I wont do it again blah blah

I only really take issue with those family values politicians that get caught being hypocrites.


Basically what I was going to post.

I personally see nothing wrong with it. Of course, people look at porn. It seems he has very mild taste. At least it wasn't some weird shit.

But if I see this guy promoting anti-porn sentiments or family values, fuck him.

I would have more respect for him if he was looking up really kinky hardcore shit
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Master_Bass
07/06/18 11:34:16 AM
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frozenshock posted...
Master_Bass posted...
Good for him he likes both sides.

In all seriousness, this is a problem if he's using federal resources to look at porn, though. If it's his own computer whatever but you don't want to get a federal computer infected. Also, a common federal worker would get in big trouble for looking at porn on government equipment.


Looks like it's a phone, from the screenshot

Ah, didn't look at the screen shot. Still hope it's his personal phone.
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NeonOctopus
07/06/18 12:22:57 PM
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The tabs are all out in the open though. Dont most mobile browsers store them in as drop down list to save screen real estate? >_>
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kingdrake2
07/06/18 12:25:05 PM
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i don't feel happy about this... if it was milf porn i could forgive him. but not teen.
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NeonOctopus
07/06/18 12:27:52 PM
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I don't like teen only cuz I'm paranoid of it since only 2 of the "teen" years are legal >_>
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CapnMuffin
07/06/18 12:28:48 PM
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Everyone at the state is just shook because it could have been them.
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NeonOctopus
07/06/18 1:41:47 PM
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Reminds me of that journalist that had hentai in one of his tabs. He tried to say that he and his adult kids were showing his wife that tentacle porn was a thing. But the hentai link didn't even have tentacle porn in it lol
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Monolith1676
07/06/18 1:44:43 PM
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NeonOctopus
07/06/18 1:49:16 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
i had no idea tc was a rhode island lawmaker

Brah, all my tabs would be "Busty" or "Asian". Don't confuse me with this man with pleb tastes in porn.
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josifrees
07/06/18 1:58:36 PM
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The name of his friend is also the name of his dick
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IMNOTRAGED
07/06/18 2:01:49 PM
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Rep. Teresa Tanzi, a member of the committee, called the incident 'deeply disturbing.'


Lmao
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spanky1
07/06/18 2:55:44 PM
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God damn it, these people are terrified of sex, aren't they?

It's god damn sad when you think about it.
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1337toothbrush
07/06/18 3:05:24 PM
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Better excuse than Kurt "me and my kids were trying to find tentacle porn on the internet to show to my wife but we couldn't find any and that's why that tab is there" Eichenwald.
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TheVipaGTS
07/06/18 3:10:20 PM
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This country needs to get over its fear of sex for real.
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NeonOctopus
07/06/18 3:57:15 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
This country needs to get over its fear of sex for real.

#FreeTheNipple
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Ivynn
07/06/18 3:59:39 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I don't like teen only cuz I'm paranoid of it since only 2 of the "teen" years are legal >_>


It's only creepy when you get to the age where "teen" is old enough to be your daughter.

Or have you been 46 this entire time, @NeonOctopus
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NeonOctopus
07/06/18 4:01:09 PM
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If I was 88, I'd still want to fuck 18yos lol. Though I prefer women in the mid 20s right now >_>
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Tyranthraxus
07/06/18 4:02:40 PM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
Teen and milf porn? Generally people like one or the other not both

What if it's teen x milf porn?
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slimfizzle2
07/06/18 4:10:20 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Teen and milf porn? Generally people like one or the other not both

What if it's teen x milf porn?

Hmm I have a new kink

Teen milfs milfs gmilfs dats a porno I want to see
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spanky1
07/06/18 4:13:15 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Teen and milf porn? Generally people like one or the other not both

What if it's teen x milf porn?

Hmm I have a new kink

Teen milfs milfs gmilfs dats a porno I want to see

cougars and kittens, its a thing
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slimfizzle2
07/06/18 4:38:17 PM
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spanky1 posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Teen and milf porn? Generally people like one or the other not both

What if it's teen x milf porn?

Hmm I have a new kink

Teen milfs milfs gmilfs dats a porno I want to see

cougars and kittens, its a thing

But I want a geriatric cougar involved to
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Solar_Crimson
07/06/18 7:13:35 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
This country needs to get over its fear of sex for real.

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