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Verdekal
07/05/18 12:38:30 AM
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lol.
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HylianFox
07/05/18 12:39:22 AM
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but he looks like a Caucasian man, so it's okay
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iHuman
07/05/18 12:41:22 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaAxUGBzROg" data-time="

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Irony
07/05/18 12:41:28 AM
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He is white though
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TheSextMachine
07/05/18 1:28:10 AM
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He was adopted.
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Dash_Harber
07/05/18 1:29:27 AM
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TheSextMachine posted...
He was adopted.


Not through the proper channels. Ma and Pa Kent should be imprisoned for harboring an illegal.
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TheSextMachine
07/05/18 1:43:54 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Not through the proper channels.

Yes, Lionel made sure of it.
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PanzerElite
07/05/18 1:46:04 AM
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He's a literal alien. He doesn't count
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glitteringfairy
07/05/18 1:49:29 AM
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HylianFox posted...
but he looks like a Caucasian man, so it's okay

No, it's not ok. A white British guy is no different than a brown Mexican. If they are here illegally then pack em up and send em home, fuck em.
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Smashingpmkns
07/05/18 1:50:39 AM
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Isn't Wonder Woman illegal
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HylianFox
07/05/18 1:50:59 AM
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glitteringfairy posted...
HylianFox posted...
but he looks like a Caucasian man, so it's okay

No, it's not ok. A white British guy is no different than a brown Mexican. If they are here illegally then pack em up and send em home, fuck em.

Nobody's demanding to build a wall around England or banning Catholics from traveling to the US
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glitteringfairy
07/05/18 1:52:38 AM
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HylianFox posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
HylianFox posted...
but he looks like a Caucasian man, so it's okay

No, it's not ok. A white British guy is no different than a brown Mexican. If they are here illegally then pack em up and send em home, fuck em.

Nobody's demanding to build a wall around England or banning Catholics from traveling to the US

That's probably because there is an OCEAN separating us? Lol god damn boy
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Darmik
07/05/18 1:57:12 AM
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He's a literal refugee who was sent to America without his parents to keep him safe.
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slimfizzle2
07/05/18 2:01:56 AM
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Darmik posted...
He's a literal refugee who was sent to America without his parents to keep him safe.

Superman is Elin Gonzlez?
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Lorenzo_2003
07/05/18 2:08:50 AM
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glitteringfairy posted...
HylianFox posted...
but he looks like a Caucasian man, so it's okay

No, it's not ok. A white British guy is no different than a brown Mexican. If they are here illegally then pack em up and send em home, fuck em.


You guys must have missed the part of the story where the government tries to imprison and interrogate Superman, but the only reason they don't is because he's too powerful. In other storylines, they exploit his abilities by threatening his parents or friends. He's literally an alien from outer space, who has inhuman powers, so the entire military would be mobilized against him. There's no privilege working in his favor, other than the fact that he can do whatever he wants.
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Bad_Mojo
07/05/18 2:11:56 AM
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Superman renounced his citizenship!

So he had to have one to begin with. Read more comics, people.

Or just remember shit that people talked about on here when it happened.
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SmidgeIsntBack
07/05/18 2:20:30 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Or just remember shit that people talked about on here when it happened.


Usually just involves more people who don't read comics or know the history of comics complaining about Superman's fluctuating relationship with current issues.
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kuwab0
07/05/18 2:22:14 AM
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Manocheese
07/05/18 2:22:19 AM
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Remember the Wayne Tower meeting with Jor-El about adopting Kryptonian children?
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Zikten
07/05/18 2:22:22 AM
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It's not canon but there was a story once where he wins a presidential election. the issue of his birth comes up and it's decided that his pod was like a womb so he was born in kansas under US law
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slimfizzle2
07/05/18 2:22:41 AM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...
There's no privilege working in his favor, other than the fact that he can do whatever he wants.

Yeah cause he's white
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shokan_warrior
07/05/18 2:22:56 AM
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Deport him

We have batman already
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