Current Events > The breakfast of this large lady in my office

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I came in just before 6, she came in like 6:05. She came in with a fountain drink that looked like some sort of cola. Then opened a bag of flaming hot Cheetos which were sucked down quickly. Then she started double fisting red vines and reeces pieces. Once she finished the reeces pieces she put away the remaining red vines. Then she brought out a cut apple. And a moment later she brought out caramel to dip her cut apple in.

Not even 7 and i think she's had in the neighborhood 1500 calories with 99% of them being fat and sugar.
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KILBOTz posted...

reeces pieces

Please don't tell me you call them "Ree sees pee sees"

Killbotz are you trolling us?

I hope you are for her sake
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If only you paid that much attention to your work
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lol @ double fisting
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Maybe she needs all that sugar as energy to get through the day, she might need it because she walks around the office so much and without the sugar she'd enter starvation mode and get fatter

Drpooplol posted...

Killbotz are you trolling us?

I hope you are for her sake

I'm not. I don't know if this is usual, I had to drop my parents off at the airport this morning so I got in earlier than I normally do. She always has left over fountain drink cups on her desk, like she seems to clean it once a week and by the end of the week 10-15 cups is usual + a couple of empty soda bottles. She doesn't eat junk food at her desk when lots of people are here and usually disappears for like 90 minutes at lunch.
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eston posted...

If only you paid that much attention to your work

Lol
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