Current Events > im going to england for work in 2 weeks

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i have already planned all of the delicious non-english food i plan to eat and set calendar reminders to go to certain restaurants on certain days

i can't decide if i want an aisle seat or a window seat tho

last year i got a window seat and it was nice until i had to poop really badly at like 2 AM and the 2 old people next to me went to sleep with the covers over their heads

aisle seat gives me easy access to the bathroom but theres the chance of the people next to me needing to use the bathroom multiple times and I'd have to get up
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i suggest a reversible colostomy
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is that like a colostomy bag that i detach, turn inside out, and reattach when it gets full
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Vamp_Aubrey posted...

is that like a colostomy bag that i detach, turn inside out, and reattach when it gets full

i was thinking you get it plugged up when you go back to the US and are eating food that is not bangers & mash with warm beer
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Romulox28 posted...

i suggest a reversible colostomy

airports should give these out
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im gonna see if any of my friends are free to celebrate your bday
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bob742omb posted...

Romulox28 posted...

i suggest a reversible colostomy

airports should give these out

would you want a tsa agent doing surgery on you

Parappa09 posted...

im gonna see if any of my friends are free to celebrate your bday

remember i have to be at the airport the next morning so i can't go too hard
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bump
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@Vamp_Aubrey my guy, is there anything you want to do on the day?

there's a few bars which also have darts, table tennis, arcades, etc in london

i want to know what tickles your fancy
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have fun in london-stan where memes are illegal and you'll be arrested for wielding a sharp can opener.
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Im going to England for fun in two weeks :o
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destrian522 posted...

Im going to England for fun in two weeks :o

whereabouts in england are you hitting up?
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Parappa09 posted...

destrian522 posted...

Im going to England for fun in two weeks :o

whereabouts in england are you hitting up?

Were going on a tour, so hopefully we will see a lot of good stuff. Well have a couple of days in London, and visit Cambridge, York, Liverpool, and maybe a couple of others places along the way.
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Parappa09 posted...

@Vamp_Aubrey my guy, is there anything you want to do on the day?

there's a few bars which also have darts, table tennis, arcades, etc in london

i want to know what tickles your fancy

i'd be down to grab a bite and drink

an arcade bar sounds cool

i've never actually played darts or table tennis

i'm not super picky tbh
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