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Knowing you'd have to face against some cry baby called Neymar, who will literally fall down ''crying'' with the smallest bump to his knee.

Kurumiee posted...

Knowing you'd have to face against some cry baby who will literally fall down ''crying'' with the smallest bump to his knee.

You just described 99% of football players
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And then getting stomped by that cry baby.
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My friend is a huge PSG fan (born and raised in Paris). He's always calling Neymar a diving bitch.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Kurumiee posted...

Knowing you'd have to face against some cry baby who will literally fall down ''crying'' with the smallest bump to his knee.

You just described 99% of football players

Not really. Neymar is way worse than that.

Kolibri X posted...

And then getting stomped by that cry baby.

He may be skilled, but he should play fair and stop with the crocodile tears

He should be suspended for flopping so much just now
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Kurumiee posted...

Knowing you'd have to face against some cry baby who will literally fall down ''crying'' with the smallest bump to his knee.

You just described 99% of football players

Real talk, why do soccer players oversell every little attack? Not only does it make them look fragile and pathetic, it showcases them as drama queens. There's nothing to gain.
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PepperoniMaster posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

Kurumiee posted...

Knowing you'd have to face against some cry baby who will literally fall down ''crying'' with the smallest bump to his knee.

You just described 99% of football players

Real talk, why do soccer players oversell every little attack? Not only does it make them look fragile and pathetic, it showcases them as drama queens.

Because flopping gives you an advantage, just like in basketball. Basketball doesn't have quite as much but there is a lot there. Drawing fouls, possibly even a yellow card for your opponent causes players to do this.
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PepperoniMaster posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

Kurumiee posted...

Knowing you'd have to face against some cry baby who will literally fall down ''crying'' with the smallest bump to his knee.

You just described 99% of football players

Real talk, why do soccer players oversell every little attack? Not only does it make them look fragile and pathetic, it showcases them as drama queens. There's nothing to gain.

Because an enemy red card (or two yellows) gives your team a huge advantage. It's part of the strategy.

Look at it this way: You're a basketball player, if you could have a guy get all 6 personal fouls over a single play, you would do it in a hearbeat.
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HagenEx posted...

PepperoniMaster posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

Kurumiee posted...

Knowing you'd have to face against some cry baby who will literally fall down ''crying'' with the smallest bump to his knee.

You just described 99% of football players

Real talk, why do soccer players oversell every little attack? Not only does it make them look fragile and pathetic, it showcases them as drama queens. There's nothing to gain.

Because an enemy red card (or two yellows) gives your team a huge advantage. It's part of the strategy.

Look at it this way: You're a basketball player, if you could have a guy get all 6 personal fouls over a single play, you would do it in a hearbeat.

And the reason why football needs a huge overhaul. Auto red card to any little bitch who flops on purpose.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Kurumiee posted...

Knowing you'd have to face against some cry baby who will literally fall down ''crying'' with the smallest bump to his knee.

You just described 99% of football players

Soccer is a good metaphor for the rest of the world.
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DemonBuffet posted...

HagenEx posted...

PepperoniMaster posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

Kurumiee posted...

Knowing you'd have to face against some cry baby who will literally fall down ''crying'' with the smallest bump to his knee.

You just described 99% of football players

Real talk, why do soccer players oversell every little attack? Not only does it make them look fragile and pathetic, it showcases them as drama queens. There's nothing to gain.

Because an enemy red card (or two yellows) gives your team a huge advantage. It's part of the strategy.

Look at it this way: You're a basketball player, if you could have a guy get all 6 personal fouls over a single play, you would do it in a hearbeat.

And the reason why football needs a huge overhaul. Auto red card to any little bitch who flops on purpose.

You'd figure after decades of having players faking or "playing" an injury so that the other team gets penalized, the referees would've caught on, but nope. It's still going strong.

So if a guy gets shoved by another player and falls, and instead of dramatizing his injury, he gets right back up on his feet like nothing happened, will he get scolded by his other team players for not acting like a whiny little pansy?
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If a player is injured (flops) they should give him 10 minutes on the bench. See how that works out.
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