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Rob Cesternino
07/01/18 7:58:07 PM
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$250,000 but you must marry a girl of the race you find LEAST attractive - Results (9 votes)
Yes, absolutely
44.44% (4 votes)
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No, I can't do that
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You get $250,000 tax free, but you must marry a girl of the race you find least attractive. You must stay married for at least 20 years, and then you'll have the option to divorce.

The girl will be slightly above average in looks (for her race), and will have a decent personality. But she will get jealous and expect you to spend time with her.

If you're a girl or a gay, than you will be with a guy of that race.

Do you accept?
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au_gold
07/01/18 8:01:08 PM
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Sure. I could use the money.
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Master_Bass
07/01/18 8:02:34 PM
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Do I have to find her or does this girl magically appear?
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catboy0_0
07/01/18 8:02:41 PM
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I mean uh, I don't even have a race I define as "least attractive" in my head so I don't even know
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Rob Cesternino
07/01/18 8:03:18 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
Do I have to find her or does this girl magically appear?


She magically appears.
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SoundNetwork
07/01/18 8:13:44 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
I mean uh, I don't even have a race I define as "least attractive" in my head so I don't even know

People who think like that get an Argornian gf
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Sayoria
07/01/18 8:14:56 PM
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Rob Cesternino posted...

If you're a girl or a gay

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KainWind
07/01/18 8:15:43 PM
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Sure. There are still some cute girls of every race I guess.
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catboy0_0
07/01/18 8:16:52 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
Argornian

beggars can't be choosers
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Just_a_loser
07/01/18 8:18:15 PM
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How will her personality be? Will she be easy to get along with, or will she drive me crazy for the next 20 years?
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darkjedilink
07/01/18 8:18:43 PM
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Rob Cesternino posted...
Master_Bass posted...
Do I have to find her or does this girl magically appear?

She magically appears.

Does she submit to my sexual desires?
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/01/18 8:21:03 PM
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Not even close to being worth it, especially considering the money is not enough, 20 years is way too long, and in a divorce the woman can fuck over the man hard and with the amount offered your going to lose way more.
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Omega Hunter
07/01/18 8:22:09 PM
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I mean I find asians least attractive, but that doesn't mean much to me, beautiful women are beautiful no matter their race. This is easy money.
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WSM Piru
07/01/18 8:22:39 PM
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Only a quarter million to be stuck with a white girl for 20 years? Nahh definitely not worth it.
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boxington
07/01/18 8:23:43 PM
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there's no "least attractive race", for me; it's more of an issue of marrying someone, and idk if I want that.

especially for 20 years.
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SoundNetwork
07/01/18 8:26:04 PM
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Omega Hunter posted...
I mean I find asians least attractive, but that doesn't mean much to me, beautiful women are beautiful no matter their race. This is easy money.

Shut the fuck up. Asians are the most gorgeous race
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ShinobiNinjaX
07/01/18 8:27:44 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
Rob Cesternino posted...
Master_Bass posted...
Do I have to find her or does this girl magically appear?

She magically appears.

Does she submit to my sexual desires?

You sound like you'd be a...difficult husband.
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darkjedilink
07/01/18 8:34:55 PM
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ShinobiNinjaX posted...
darkjedilink posted...
Rob Cesternino posted...
Master_Bass posted...
Do I have to find her or does this girl magically appear?

She magically appears.

Does she submit to my sexual desires?

You sound like you'd be a...difficult husband.

I have sexual compatibility needs that most women aren't into. These need to be accounted for.
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Master_Bass
07/01/18 8:36:49 PM
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Rob Cesternino posted...
Master_Bass posted...
Do I have to find her or does this girl magically appear?


She magically appears.

Deal then.
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Kitt
07/01/18 8:39:19 PM
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I don't find any race the least attractive. What do I win?
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SpinKirby
07/01/18 8:40:13 PM
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250k isn't that much.
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ShinobiNinjaX
07/01/18 8:50:39 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
darkjedilink posted...
Rob Cesternino posted...
Master_Bass posted...
Do I have to find her or does this girl magically appear?

She magically appears.

Does she submit to my sexual desires?

You sound like you'd be a...difficult husband.

I have sexual compatibility needs that most women aren't into. These need to be accounted for.



At least you didn't deny it.
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Turbam
07/01/18 8:51:05 PM
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I don't wanna marry a fishwoman
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/01/18 8:52:22 PM
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So if white and I find the majority of white chicks not very attractive then I could marry a white chick? So I could get $250k for staying married to my wife, sign me up.
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mew4ever
07/01/18 8:58:01 PM
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Well I'm never gonna get married off my own merit so this sounds like a good deal. Free money+avoiding the stigma of being a single person for life.
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pikachupwnage
07/01/18 8:59:15 PM
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Jealous and clingy and not even super hot to make up for it?

Nope nope nope.
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Vita_Aeterna
07/01/18 9:04:44 PM
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I'm not really seeing much of a gamble here.
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Skye Reynolds
07/01/18 9:19:28 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Jealous and clingy and not even super hot to make up for it?

Nope nope nope.


Yeah, forget racial preferences. This is being trapped in a bad marriage for money.
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VTBM
07/01/18 9:20:54 PM
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Sure, I'd marry the hottest girl of my least favorite race.
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EffectAndCause
07/01/18 9:21:29 PM
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VTBM posted...
Sure, I'd marry the hottest girl of my least favorite race.

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catboy0_0
07/01/18 9:23:17 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
So if white and I find the majority of white chicks not very attractive then I could marry a white chick? So I could get $250k for staying married to my wife, sign me up.

lmao
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Knowledge_King
07/01/18 9:28:24 PM
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Sure. Free $250K and nothing changes.
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Funbazooka
07/01/18 9:31:29 PM
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Australian Aboriginals or African Pygmies.... nope
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darkjedilink
07/01/18 10:44:10 PM
#35:


ShinobiNinjaX posted...
darkjedilink posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
darkjedilink posted...
Rob Cesternino posted...
Master_Bass posted...
Do I have to find her or does this girl magically appear?

She magically appears.

Does she submit to my sexual desires?

You sound like you'd be a...difficult husband.

I have sexual compatibility needs that most women aren't into. These need to be accounted for.



At least you didn't deny it.

Why would I deny wanting far more than vanilla sex?
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Roshon
07/01/18 10:45:51 PM
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Kitt posted...
I don't find any race the least attractive. What do I win?

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ShinobiNinjaX
07/01/18 10:54:05 PM
#37:


darkjedilink posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
darkjedilink posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
darkjedilink posted...
Rob Cesternino posted...
Master_Bass posted...
Do I have to find her or does this girl magically appear?

She magically appears.

Does she submit to my sexual desires?

You sound like you'd be a...difficult husband.

I have sexual compatibility needs that most women aren't into. These need to be accounted for.



At least you didn't deny it.

Why would I deny wanting far more than vanilla sex?

Never mind.

Carry on, Mr. Submit-to-my-sexual-needs.
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Returning_CEmen
07/01/18 10:58:46 PM
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Twi'lek

Eh...deal
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The-Apostle
07/01/18 11:42:11 PM
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No downside here...
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YellowSUV
07/01/18 11:44:38 PM
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Jealous and clingy? Doesn't matter how attractive they are, the answer is no.
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Kaiganeer
07/01/18 11:46:31 PM
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argonians are disgusting, fuck this
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Oakland510_
07/01/18 11:47:26 PM
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So I can get $250k if I marry a white girl?
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Oakland510_
07/01/18 11:51:18 PM
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Funbazooka posted...
Australian Aboriginals or African Pygmies.... nope


Holy fuck I just looked up Australian Aboriginals. They must've not evolved since the cavemen era
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