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NeonOctopus
07/01/18 3:48:55 PM
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vocedelmorte posted...
Sounds nice, maybe you should reconsider your preferences. You already count all dick you saw anyway

Men don't have boobs, so no.
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ShinobiNinjaX
07/01/18 3:50:58 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
So that's like 6 friends dicks I've seen now

Have you actually seen any of them as erect? That's when things really get awkward in the locker room.

Nah, they were all flaccid. Even when I compared with 2 or 3 of them, we were still flaccid.

Pfff, who compares softies...lame
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Funbazooka
07/01/18 3:51:13 PM
#53:


Did you see one of their hot puckered buttholes too?
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marthsheretoo
07/01/18 3:52:09 PM
#54:


NeonOctopus posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Sounds nice, maybe you should reconsider your preferences. You already count all dick you saw anyway

Men don't have boobs, so no.


That's not entirely true.
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Sayoria
07/01/18 3:53:32 PM
#55:


NeonOctopus posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Sounds nice, maybe you should reconsider your preferences. You already count all dick you saw anyway

Men don't have boobs, so no.


tGOgZ3K
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NeonOctopus
07/01/18 3:54:46 PM
#56:


Sayoria posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Sounds nice, maybe you should reconsider your preferences. You already count all dick you saw anyway

Men don't have boobs, so no.


tGOgZ3K

Ew lol
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Blue_Inigo
07/01/18 3:55:42 PM
#57:


Sayoria posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Sounds nice, maybe you should reconsider your preferences. You already count all dick you saw anyway

Men don't have boobs, so no.


tGOgZ3K

Those are some big ass man titties
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KStateKing17
07/01/18 3:56:19 PM
#58:


Blue_Inigo posted...
Sayoria posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Sounds nice, maybe you should reconsider your preferences. You already count all dick you saw anyway

Men don't have boobs, so no.


tGOgZ3K

Those are some big ass man titties

Those are fucking patties lol
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HylianFox
07/01/18 3:57:05 PM
#59:


Suddenly, I feel a lot better about myself
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1337toothbrush
07/01/18 3:57:59 PM
#60:


NeonOctopus posted...
We were in the locker room and one of my friends was in his boxers getting ready to shower, so I decide to compliment his penis bulge, and he says "Thanks!" and throws his boxers down to flash me while giggling >_>

This is how it starts. Next thing you know, you'll be trying to show each other who the boss of the gym is.
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NeonOctopus
07/01/18 4:00:40 PM
#61:


ShinobiNinjaX posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
So that's like 6 friends dicks I've seen now

Have you actually seen any of them as erect? That's when things really get awkward in the locker room.

Nah, they were all flaccid. Even when I compared with 2 or 3 of them, we were still flaccid.

Pfff, who compares softies...lame

We don't want to be gay about, we just wanna compare dicks. Nah mean?
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NeonOctopus
07/01/18 4:02:25 PM
#62:


1337toothbrush posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
We were in the locker room and one of my friends was in his boxers getting ready to shower, so I decide to compliment his penis bulge, and he says "Thanks!" and throws his boxers down to flash me while giggling >_>

This is how it starts. Next thing you know, you'll be trying to show each other who the boss of the gym is.

He's been doing that for like 9 years and has been with the same gf for almost as long
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Sayoria
07/01/18 4:02:28 PM
#63:


Best way to tell whose is the longest is by seeing whose dick does in someone's ass furthest. Good luck.
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1337toothbrush
07/01/18 4:02:55 PM
#64:


"That's tiny, I could easily fit the whole thing in my mouth!"
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HylianFox
07/01/18 4:03:36 PM
#65:


Sayoria posted...
Best way to tell whose is the longest is by seeing whose dick does in someone's ass furthest. Good luck.

what if you have a tiny rectum
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Sayoria
07/01/18 4:09:10 PM
#66:


HylianFox posted...
Sayoria posted...
Best way to tell whose is the longest is by seeing whose dick does in someone's ass furthest. Good luck.

what if you have a tiny rectum


Choose a different friend to work with.
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ShinobiNinjaX
07/01/18 4:09:54 PM
#67:


Funbazooka posted...
Did you see one of their hot puckered buttholes too?

Maybe the buddy that giggled for you will show you his, TC

Just compliment his ass next time
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NeonOctopus
07/01/18 4:15:49 PM
#68:


ShinobiNinjaX posted...
Funbazooka posted...
Did you see one of their hot puckered buttholes too?

Maybe the buddy that giggled for you will show you his, TC

Just compliment his ass next time

He unironically would if I asked.

I'm serious.
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HylianFox
07/01/18 4:23:29 PM
#69:


NeonOctopus posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
Funbazooka posted...
Did you see one of their hot puckered buttholes too?

Maybe the buddy that giggled for you will show you his, TC

Just compliment his ass next time

He unironically would if I asked.

I'm serious.

maybe you're not gay but your friends totally want you
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Turbam
07/01/18 4:37:34 PM
#70:


Were they flaccid?
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NeonOctopus
07/01/18 4:48:53 PM
#71:


Turbam posted...
Were they flaccid?

Of course. It'd be gay if they weren't
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ShinobiNinjaX
07/01/18 4:56:20 PM
#72:


NeonOctopus posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
Funbazooka posted...
Did you see one of their hot puckered buttholes too?

Maybe the buddy that giggled for you will show you his, TC

Just compliment his ass next time

He unironically would if I asked.

I'm serious.

Dude sounds very comfortable with you

And you with him, complimenting his penis bulge

Muy homoerotic
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NeonOctopus
07/01/18 4:57:10 PM
#73:


We're all super comfortable with each other. It's a special bond I guess >_>
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SSJGrimReaper
07/01/18 5:51:41 PM
#74:


This happens at every CE meet-up tbh
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BillyKidd
07/01/18 5:56:03 PM
#75:


NeonOctopus posted...

We're all straight btw >_>
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i don't think that word means what you think it means.
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NeonOctopus
07/01/18 6:02:30 PM
#76:


BillyKidd posted...
NeonOctopus posted...

We're all straight btw >_>
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i don't think that word means what you think it means.

lol
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Turbam
07/01/18 6:47:21 PM
#77:


NeonOctopus posted...
Turbam posted...
Were they flaccid?

Of course. It'd be gay if they weren't

You haven't lived until you've seen your friends completely erect penis.
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EverDownward
07/01/18 6:48:12 PM
#78:


Just fuck your friends already, bro
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Reis
07/01/18 6:48:15 PM
#79:


SSJGrimReaper posted...
This happens at every CE meet-up tbh

So when are we meeting up
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FL81
07/01/18 6:49:51 PM
#80:


Imagine being so uncomfortable with your sexuality you can't just platonically compliment your friends' dicks
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ShinobiNinjaX
07/01/18 6:50:25 PM
#81:


NeonOctopus posted...
We're all super comfortable with each other. It's a special bond I guess >_>

Hmm I dunno

Yall haven't even see each other's stiffies yet
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NeonOctopus
07/01/18 7:01:41 PM
#82:


EverDownward posted...
Just fuck your friends already, bro

Nah, that's gay. I'd rather just compare dicks.
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HylianFox
07/01/18 7:05:33 PM
#83:


This topic is still lacking in details

Were they veiny or smooth?
Large or small glans?
Cut or uncut?

Come on, help us out here
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NeonOctopus
07/01/18 7:06:20 PM
#84:


HylianFox posted...
This topic is still lacking in details

Were they veiny or smooth?
Large or small glans?
Cut or uncut?

Come on, help us out here

smooth
glans?
Cut
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/01/18 7:07:25 PM
#85:


Reis posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
This happens at every CE meet-up tbh

So when are we meeting up

When you realize that Lex Luthor is black
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EpicMickeyDrew
07/01/18 7:07:57 PM
#86:


lmao
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HylianFox
07/01/18 7:10:25 PM
#87:


NeonOctopus posted...
glans?

you know, the head
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NeonOctopus
07/01/18 7:19:32 PM
#88:


uhhh normal?

I've only seen 7 dicks including my own. I'm not some kind of dick expert >_>
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
07/01/18 7:22:01 PM
#89:


DrizztLink posted...
KamenRiderBlade posted...
This is why we need a RoboCop style future where we have Co-Ed changing rooms.

Starship Troopers bruh

Robot Jox did it first.
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ShinobiNinjaX
07/01/18 7:26:44 PM
#90:


What's it like, showering with a bunch of other men at once?

Most I've showered with was 2 others
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NeonOctopus
07/02/18 1:22:21 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
07/02/18 1:26:08 PM
#92:


HylianFox posted...
HiddenLurker posted...
Damn the topic title made it sound like ya sawed them off.

Saw 2: Of My Friends' Dicks


XD holy shit
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slimfizzle2
07/02/18 1:31:41 PM
#93:


NeonOctopus posted...
I've only seen 7 dicks including my own. I'm not some kind of dick expert >_>

Is that every hour?

Cause that sounds on the low end for you
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Jerry_Hellyeah
07/02/18 1:35:52 PM
#94:


"I went Saw 2 on my friends' dicks yesterday"
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philsov
07/02/18 2:10:56 PM
#95:


ShinobiNinjaX posted...
What's it like, showering with a bunch of other men at once?


Kinda cool, actually. Lotta bro bonding moments, at least if you already know them. Like in high school (Cross Country team) it was group shower or no shower so we'd all be social and have lots of banter whilst showering and giving no fucks about being naked.

With strangers it's lame as fuck. We all tend to double down on the "I'm not gay so I won't check out other guys' junk, and I don't want other dude to think I'm gay so I'm also not going to look at his junk. I think I'll just stare at the corner in silence and be naked for as little time as humanly possible. I might even shower while wearing a swimsuit I'm that shy about being potential eye candy for gay dudes or somehow causing someone else to think I'm gay"
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1337toothbrush
07/02/18 5:12:38 PM
#96:


Do you fart when showering with other dudes?
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NeonOctopus
07/02/18 5:29:14 PM
#97:


1337toothbrush posted...
Do you fart when showering with other dudes?

Nah, that's gay
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DrizztLink
07/02/18 6:14:50 PM
#98:


NeonOctopus posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Do you fart when showering with other dudes?

Nah, that's gay

Or is it like burping after a meal in some cultures?
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NeonOctopus
07/03/18 8:58:26 AM
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FrisbeeDude
07/03/18 9:01:36 AM
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played high school sports 3 years. never group showered. fuck that.
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