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wackyteen
07/01/18 9:20:56 AM
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I wear a jacket all year round, regardless of how hot it is. People regularly ask me if I do drugs.

But I've been stone cold sober my entire life.
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catboy0_0
07/01/18 9:22:20 AM
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"what is x doing" like it's any of my or their fucking business
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ProfDE
07/01/18 5:54:19 PM
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King Rial
07/01/18 5:56:03 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
"what is x doing" like it's any of my or their fucking business

This. So much this.
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LinksLiege
07/01/18 5:57:25 PM
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It isn't phrased as a question, but having my full name on my nametag at work (Christian) gets me tons of old white women implying that they hope I'm as religious as my name implies. None of them expect a reply, though.

One of them will expect one, one of these days. I'll just be honest. It's gonna be fun.
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myzz7
07/01/18 6:03:08 PM
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"How come you don't know Spanish? Your parents never taught you? Where is your family from?"
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Malcrasternus
07/01/18 6:11:36 PM
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"Do they hurt?"

In reference to all the visible scars along my neck and arms.

Other than that, just the standard tall guy questions.
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Flockaveli
07/01/18 8:01:51 PM
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Are you Filipino?
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Capn Circus
07/01/18 8:02:44 PM
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wackyteen posted...
I wear a jacket all year round, regardless of how hot it is.


Why do you do this? Isn't it uncomfortable?
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eggcorn
07/01/18 8:03:37 PM
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Are you in a band?
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Monolith1676
07/01/18 8:06:54 PM
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"Do you play basketball?"
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joestarrr
07/01/18 8:07:57 PM
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"Are you old enough to be a nurse?"
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KainWind
07/01/18 8:08:17 PM
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OwlRammer
07/01/18 8:09:20 PM
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thronedfire2
07/01/18 8:09:42 PM
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so what do you do if it's like 90 out?
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Howl
07/01/18 8:10:26 PM
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The answer is literally...

What question do you commonly get asked?
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omega cookie
07/01/18 8:13:32 PM
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"What happened to your leg?" On a bad pain day, I walk with a noticeable limp due to a car accident that left my left leg held together by more metal than anything else.

On the rare occasions where someone sees me without a shirt or my shirt comes up when I bend over or something, if they see my front "Oh my god, what happened?" in reference to a scar from where I got stabbed, or if they see my back "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?" in reference to a number of scars due to my father beating the shit out of me and putting cigarettes out on me for funzies.

I also sometimes get asked "How do you do that with your eyes?" because my eyes change color based on my mood, from ice blue to an almost steel grey. I have always, and will always, respond with "Magic".
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wackyteen
07/01/18 8:26:23 PM
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Capn Circus posted...
wackyteen posted...
I wear a jacket all year round, regardless of how hot it is.


Why do you do this? Isn't it uncomfortable?

Usually only when it's humid
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Lo_Ping
07/01/18 8:27:05 PM
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How much weight have you lost?

How did you lose so much weight?
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Cleo_II
07/01/18 8:41:36 PM
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Do you want children? How come you dont have kids yet?

Fucking all the time. Not sure why my reproductive abilities is anyones business
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boxington
07/01/18 8:44:06 PM
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how old I am, for some reason.

omega cookie posted...

sorry you had to go through all that...
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omega cookie
07/01/18 9:37:12 PM
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boxington posted...
how old I am, for some reason.

omega cookie posted...

sorry you had to go through all that...

Meh. It was it is. Could have been a lot worse.
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BuckVanHammer
07/01/18 9:38:38 PM
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What?

Why did you do that?
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Muffinz0rz
07/01/18 9:39:43 PM
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"Don't you ever get bored??" --every single coworker when they ask my weekend plans and I say all I have planned is to stay in and play video games

Just makes me want to stay in even more lolol
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Tupacrulez
07/01/18 9:41:41 PM
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"Aren't you HOT?!"
as I stand in a leather jacket, leather pants, chest and spine protector, full calf riding boots, and gauntlet gloves while pumping fuel while out on my motorcycle at 35C.

No, I'm FUCKING FREEZING
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
07/01/18 9:42:16 PM
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"Is that a banana in your pocket!?"
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Tupacrulez
07/01/18 9:51:24 PM
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"whatchya building?!"

Hollered at me 28 times a day while doing the job I'm on now.

Got in shit for saying "a titty bar" to a few people.
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