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YoshitoKikuchi
06/30/18 5:25:32 PM
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Deal or No deal? - Results (40 votes)
Deal
62.5% (25 votes)
25
No deal
37.5% (15 votes)
15
Flaccid.

The second you agree and you receive the money, your wang immediately becomes 16 inches. You can't get any surgery to reduce it or reduce it any other way.
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Tappor
06/30/18 5:26:15 PM
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That sounds like it would hurt for everyone involved.

Yeah no I'm going to have to pass on this potential health risk
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1NfamousACE_2
06/30/18 5:26:28 PM
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Get money and a penis reduction?

Im with it
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Flintlock_Staff
06/30/18 5:26:35 PM
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How big erect?
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jpenny2
06/30/18 5:26:42 PM
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That's a lot of money, but I don't know if I'd want to be that small.
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LuffySkull
06/30/18 5:26:44 PM
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Seems like a double edged sword
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slimfizzle2
06/30/18 5:28:15 PM
#7:


100 million is a small price to pay for a sore jaw
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Ray_Dorset
06/30/18 5:28:59 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Get money and a penis reduction?

Im with it


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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/30/18 5:34:05 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Get money and a penis reduction?

Im with it


lol
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Selfie_Account
06/30/18 5:34:26 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Get money and a penis reduction?

Im with it

my man
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TerrifyingRei
06/30/18 5:35:11 PM
#11:


i can live with this.
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Reis
06/30/18 5:35:24 PM
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No deal
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Goderator
06/30/18 5:35:31 PM
#13:


100 million and I get to suck my own dick?
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ShinobiNinjaX
06/30/18 5:38:49 PM
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Goderator posted...
100 million and I get to suck my own dick?

Eww...would you finish with that?
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KillerKhan420
06/30/18 5:44:28 PM
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That would mean like, special underwear or you having to wrap and unwrap it for it not to show so much in regular clothes. But 100 million can pay my way in this life and my kids at least, so yeah I'd take the money.
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Darkrobotisback
06/30/18 5:46:11 PM
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Supposedly a human being would be rendered immobile with a penis of that size.
You'll practically be on a death bed for the rest of your life.
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3khc
06/30/18 5:46:58 PM
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Sure. You've said nothing about erection size so I will assume I keep my 9 inch cervix pounder.
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ShinobiNinjaX
06/30/18 5:47:19 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
That would mean like, special underwear or you having to wrap and unwrap it for it not to show so much in regular clothes. But 100 million can pay my way in this life and my kids at least, so yeah I'd take the money.

Image how awkward it would be for your family after your enhancement though, whenever you're around...
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YoshitoKikuchi
06/30/18 5:47:38 PM
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Flintlock_Staff posted...
How big erect?


19 to 22 inches.
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KillerKhan420
06/30/18 5:49:39 PM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
Supposedly a human being would be rendered immobile with a penis of that size.
You'll practically be on a death bed for the rest of your life.


Hey it could be a 16 inch pencil dick.
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Questionmarktarius
06/30/18 5:49:46 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Flintlock_Staff posted...
How big erect?


19 to 22 inches.

So... I'd never want to leave the house again, and could afford it?
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StarLightGlimmR
06/30/18 5:50:24 PM
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That length makes it too easy to break: (
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Kanaya413
06/30/18 6:02:03 PM
#23:


Don't have a dick so free $$$
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YoshitoKikuchi
06/30/18 7:20:55 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Don't have a dick so free $$$


<__<
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DarkTransient
06/30/18 7:21:51 PM
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What's the girth?

Kanaya413 posted...
Don't have a dick so free $$$


You gain one, I'd assume.
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Questionmarktarius
06/30/18 7:43:22 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
You gain one, I'd assume.

A 16-inch clit is something I'd have to see at least once, for science or something.
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YoshitoKikuchi
06/30/18 8:00:02 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
DarkTransient posted...
You gain one, I'd assume.

A 16-inch clit is something I'd have to see at least once, for science or something.


There was an article posted on CE last year about a guy who had one.
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KnightofShikari
06/30/18 8:05:38 PM
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so instead of a micropenis i get money and a macropenis

i mean, i'm not seeing any downside right now. they'd both be used the same way before and after
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DirkDiggles
06/30/18 8:08:11 PM
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LuffySkull posted...
Seems like a double edged sword


More like a baseball bat. mirite
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