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Lord_Shadow
06/30/18 2:36:26 AM
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And she tells everyone that you have a small dick
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Smashingpmkns
06/30/18 2:37:05 AM
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I don't date liars!
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Reis
06/30/18 2:37:08 AM
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She's not wrong
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BloodyNate
06/30/18 2:37:17 AM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
And she tells everyone that you have a small dick


sounds like shes not perfect brah
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Sativa_Rose
06/30/18 2:37:40 AM
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Dabs? I thought that was a weed thing?

And if she says I have a small dick then she's getting dumped
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Lord_Shadow
06/30/18 2:49:29 AM
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BloodyNate posted...
sounds like shes not perfect brah

Sativa_Rose posted...
Dabs? I thought that was a weed thing?

And if she says I have a small dick then she's getting dumped

But she gives great sex.
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Sativa_Rose
06/30/18 3:01:38 AM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
But she gives great sex.


Then at most she would be a fuck buddy
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Russman
06/30/18 3:06:07 AM
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If there was a girl that did those things shed probably be 15 so I wouldnt.
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YourDrunkFather
06/30/18 3:17:54 AM
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She "dabs on me"? I think I'm too old to get this one
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Lord_Shadow
06/30/18 3:21:42 AM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
She "dabs on me"? I think I'm too old to get this one

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/30/18 3:21:47 AM
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What the hell is dabs suppose to mean ?
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Lord_Shadow
06/30/18 3:24:57 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
What the hell is dabs suppose to mean ?

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Lord_Shadow
06/30/18 3:35:35 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/30/18 3:38:44 AM
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That looks fucking stupid.
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__Fiale__
06/30/18 3:44:43 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
I don't date liars!


Hahaha this is funny because you are implying that you have a large willy without actually specifically stating this. You're a very clever person.
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OwlRammer
06/30/18 3:49:37 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/30/18 3:54:19 AM
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@Reis posted...
She's not wrong

Bro... Stop lying, I've seen you wrap it around a tree a half-million times last summer.
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ModLogic
06/30/18 3:58:55 AM
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3khc
06/30/18 4:14:35 AM
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Sure.

All the better to surprise people when they see my actual dick.
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