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robert21 06/29/18 9:41:00 AM #1: |
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Genocet_10-325 06/29/18 9:41:34 AM #2: |
So you can shut the fuck up
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HeyPuff 06/29/18 9:41:48 AM #3: |
Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away
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BlueJester007 06/29/18 9:42:41 AM #4: |
Because
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Thompson 06/29/18 9:46:15 AM #5: |
Beause that's its average rotation when thrown after it has suffered a red ring of death.
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Foppe 06/29/18 9:52:23 AM #6: |
Because it is a higher number than 3, and people believes that higher numbers means being superior.
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Howl 06/29/18 9:53:15 AM #7: |
Because there's 360 reasons not to buy it.
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Foppe 06/29/18 9:53:54 AM #8: |
Howl posted...
Because there's 360 reasons not to buy it. List them. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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xlyd 06/29/18 9:56:48 AM #9: |
They should have called it the Xbox 2
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SwayM 06/29/18 9:57:47 AM #10: |
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They should have called it the Xbox 2 Wouldn't have sold as well. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vertania 06/29/18 9:58:59 AM #11: |
The area code for much of western WA is (360) and Microsoft's HQ is there. Wondered if that had something to do with it.
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xlyd 06/29/18 9:59:38 AM #12: |
SwayM posted...
xlyd posted...They should have called it the Xbox 2 Do you have any evidence to prove that? Is Xbox "360" really responsible for high sales? :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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blablablax17 06/29/18 10:00:28 AM #13: |
Looking back, the 360 was a pretty good system, once the slim released.
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Hayame Zero 06/29/18 10:01:28 AM #14: |
So you can turn 360 degrees and get the definition of "turning 360" wrong.
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SwayM 06/29/18 10:02:26 AM #15: |
People are ignorant. Source: The world around you.
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Howl 06/29/18 10:07:26 AM #16: |
Foppe posted...
Howl posted...Because there's 360 reasons not to buy it. 1. It sucks 2. It sucks 3. It sucks... 360. It sucks --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueJester007 06/29/18 12:18:11 PM #17: |
Foppe posted...
Howl posted...Because there's 360 reasons not to buy it. 1. Microsoft made it 2. It has a dumb name 3. Its successor has a dumber name 4. It was not quality assured well 5. Red Ring of Death 6. Xbox Live not being free 7. Crappy games 8. Its color was boring white 9. It was not backwards compatible at launch 10. It is still not backwards compatible with all OG Xbox games 11. Xbox Live is too expensive 12. Are you taking this list serious? 13. Muffins 14. Perfect Dark Zero was wrongly criticized 15. Elder Scrolls Oblivion really wasnt that good 16. 17. The Original Xbox had Halo Combat Evolved 18. It got a nerfed version of Tales of Vesparia 19. Don Matrick endorsed it 20. Phil Spencer has a punchable face 21. Microsoft created Windows 22. Bill Gates created Microsoft 23. Windows is better than Linux 24. The OG Xbox controller was wacky 25. Did I mention that there is no backwards compatibility for all OG Xbox games? 26. The Xbox One has the same problem 27. Backwards Compatibility is not taken as seriously as it should be 28. Microsoft has the word soft in it 29. Should have been Microhard 30. Or Macrohard 31. 32. 33. You still reading this list? 34. Really? 35. Go read something else. 36. Like an eBook on Amazon 37. Then go make a video review on it like all the cool kids. 38. Ill watch it. I promise 39. Sony was better 40. Nintendo was better 41. Apple was better 42. Macrohard was better 43. Valve was better 44. Steam is great 45. But Steam doesnt have Halo Combat Evolved on it 46. You know what system did? 47. The OG Xbox 48. That game was pretty fun 49. Probably doesnt hold up well today though 50. Or maybe it does. 51. Havent played it in years 52. Halo started to suck bad after the third game 53. You could really argue that it started to suck at Halo 2 54. Seriously, I hated playing as the Arbiter 55. His levels sucked 56. When I play Halo, I want the Chief 57. Then the 360 got Halo 3, which was okay. 58. Should have stopped the series there. 59. I added periods to the last two items 60. But not the last one --- Donald Trump is under your bed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueJester007 06/29/18 12:18:47 PM #18: |
61. Or the one before this
62. Where was I? 63. Oh right! 64. Reasons why the 360 was the best system ever! 65. It was white! The purest color! 66. The Red Ring of Death only affected a handful of consoles 67. And it wasnt even a ring - more like a partly eaten donut 68. It has Perfect Dark Zero which was cool as hell. 69. I know people dont like that game, but I do. 70. I hated the original as it was way too similar to Goldeneye. 71. If I wanted to play Goldeneye, Id play Goldeneye 72. Zero on the other hand, updated the controls to be more like Halo 73. I played a lot of Halo if you couldnt tell 74. Those controls should have been what the original Perfect Dark had. 75. There is one level in Perfect Dark Zero that I absolutely love 76. Trinity : Infiltration 77. Fantastic level 78. There is so much player freedom in that level 79. You can go through the entire level, knock every single persons gun out of their hands, and then have them follow you all around trying to punch you to death 80. If you use the Psychosis gun, you can start a fight club and have them beat the snot out of each other 81. Its quite hilarious and some of the most fun I have ever had playing the game 82. There are many other things that Perfect Dark Zero does right, but this is a list about the 360 83. Things the 360 did well to more specific 84. What else? 85. It had Fable 2. 86. That was a decent game. 87. Many people consider it inferior to the first. 88. Eh. Id say its about on par. 89. Fable 2 might as well just be a remake of the first 90. Still not as bad as Fable 3 91. Now that was a rushed game 92. Holy cow. 93. No wonder Lionhead went under 94. With games like that being pushed out, where was the QA team? 95. The 360 also had a neat number 96. 360! It just looks good 97. Mathematically, its a full revolution if you go by degrees 98. If you go by radians, its equivalent to 2pi 99. But who uses radians? 100. Radians are for weird math theorists 101. The type of people who pursue a PhD in math and then become professors because there is nothing else for them to do 102. Dont go to college 103. Go to trade school 104. Or invent something 105. Or just commit suicide 106. The options in life really are that simple 107. Another option would be to play the 360 108. Not the worst one 109. Ive heard worse 110. The 360 has different models 111. Elite and Slim I think they were called 112. Ive owned a Slim for quite a few years now. 113. Or maybe it is an Elite 114. I dont really know 115. There is 77% battery left on my phone as I type this 116. It was at 92% when I started this post 117. iPhones suck 118. Apple sucks 119. Only people who like Apple products are the type of people who huff their own farts 120. Pretentious ass people --- Donald Trump is under your bed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 06/29/18 12:19:35 PM #19: |
mmm
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BlueJester007 06/29/18 12:19:38 PM #20: |
121. The kind of people of who prefer to go after someones spelling rather than actually argue
122. The type of people that go to Starbucks every day 123. The type of people who get offended by Trump 124. Uh-oh. Getting political 125. That shit is topical 126. Trump plays a trumpet and it trumps them all. 127. Clinton did stuff to Monica Lewinsky. 128. Hillary Clinton I mean 129. Bill just got caught 130. By the way, Obama mentioned the 360 in one of his speeches 131. Id be surprised if he even played a game on one. 132. Lets get back on track 133. Reasons why the 360 sucks 134. Who cares at this point? 135. Do you? 136. Are you even reading this? 137. Am I going insane? 138. Are we really reading things? 139. Or is it all just a simulation? 140. Is it just a game we are in? 141. Is it like the matrix 142. Is the TV watching us? 143. 144. Big brother is 145. Communism 146. Socialism 147. Both are bad 148. Capitalism 149. Meh 150. Getting all philosophical 151. I peed 152. Only a little bit 153. My prostate sucks 154. Im an old man 155. You should hear me in the bathroom some times 156. Its like the sound of someone turning a hose on and off. 157. Still dont wear diapers 158. Diapers are for weirdos 159. I do tons of laundry 160. Still know how to wipe my ass though. 161. I once knew a guy who smelled like shit 162. Turns out it was because his wiping skills sucked 163. You dont want to know how I found that out 164. It was quite a brown story 165. Like the Cleveland Browns 166. Boy, are they shitty. 167. Pun intended 168. Seriously, they are a meme at this point. 169. How can a football team be so bad? 170. Have they won anything? 171. Will they ever go to the Super Bowl? 172. If they do, will they win? 173. Will Hell be frozen by then? 174. Will I ask another question? 175. Will it be about sports? 176. What will it be? 177. Whats your favorite sandwich? 178. I love a good peanut butter sandwich 179. Its simple and sweet 180. Halfway Point!!! Hazzah!!!! --- Donald Trump is under your bed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueJester007 06/29/18 12:20:18 PM #21: |
181. Did you know that 180 degrees is just pi in radians?
182. Pretty cool, huh? 183. No? Well, that means you have a low IQ. 184. Need to watch more Rick and Morty 185. Boost that IQ, son! 186. Im Pickle Rick!!! 187. That scene alone will give you a 50 point IQ boost 188. I know. Its amazing 189. The intellectual depth in Rick and Morty is unfathomable 190. Im talking out my ass 191. Ive never seen a single episode of Rick and Morty 192. And I dont want to 193. I guess I just have a low IQ 194. Like you 195. Oh well 196. Boy, are we off topic. 197. Time to get back on track: the 630 198. What a wonderful number 199. Have you woken up at 6:30 am? 200. Did you do it today? 201. Its Friday, so maybe you did. 202. I remember way back when I was in grade school, waking up at 6:30 in the morning was the norm. 203. Or close to 6:30 204. I never understood that though 205. You spend your first eighteen years of your life going to a day job essentially. 206. Yet there are people who work night shifts. 207. How do they do that? 208. How do you reverse your entire routine like that? 209. Seems really hard to do. 210. Im grateful I never had to do that. 211. You night owls are weird folk 212. Wanna be friends? 213. Owls are cool 214. Having an owl friend would be awesome 215. It would be like Harry Potter and his owl. 216. Headwig, I think his name was, right? 217. We have got to stop getting off subject like this 218. Back to the 306 219. What a weird number 220. It isnt odd, but its an awfully weird even number 221. Just doesnt look right 222. Not as weird as 603 223. Now that is one weird ass number 224. Odd and divisible by 3 225. Numbers divisible by 3 are usually weird 226. Take 51 for instance 227. Divisible by 3 228. 17 times 229. What a load of wack, Jack! 230. Leonardo leads 231. Donatello does machines 232. Raphael is cool but rude 233. Michelangelo is a party dude 234. Heroes in a half shell 235. Turtle power 236. Remember that song? 237. Lots of good tunes from the 80s 238. There is this meme Ive been obsessed with on Youtube 239. It takes songs and removes half the beats, so you only get every other beat of the song. 240. Some of the songs sound pretty good. --- Donald Trump is under your bed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueJester007 06/29/18 12:20:50 PM #22: |
241. Come On, Eileen sounds decent at first with every other beat gone.
242. ATCs Around the World sounds almost the same 243. Michael Jacksons Smooth Criminal sounds odd. 244. Anyway back to the 036 245. Now that looks like an ID code for an item at a grocery store or something 246. Scan item 036 and place it in your cart 247. Those self-scanner things are weird 248. A lot of people seem befuddled by them 249. The lines to use them at my Wal-Mart is usually backed up. 250. To the point where people just leave and go to an actual cashier 251. Theres always some person operating them that has an item that just doesnt want to get scanned or the scanner doesnt pick up that the person has put the item in the bagging area 252. An employee always has to come over 253. Personally, I think a better idea would be to build the scanner into those alarm scanner things at the entrance/exit doors 254. That way, you can enter, grab your shit, and just leave completely legally. 255. Oh, but how would you pay? 256. That seems to be the problem. 257. There needs to be an interaction on your part to pay for your shit 258. I suppose you could make the scanner so that it also scans for a credit card on your body 259. But not everybody has one 260. Well have to discuss that more later 261. Back to the 063 262. Oh. 263. That number just looks awful 264. No wonder Microsoft never used that 265. I mean Macrohard 266. Macrohard is a manly name 267. For manly men 268. Who do manly things 269. With other men 270. My battery life is now at 68% 271. We still have about 80 something reasons left 272. Are you really reading this far? 273. Or are you the type of guy who just randomly picked a number to land on in this list? 274. Or are you the type of guy who started from 360 and is going back up? 275. Boy are you gonna be confused 276. Half of this list wont even make sense 277. The context will be all over the place 278. I guess you could play a game with this list 279. Pick a number between 1 and 360 and read the item on this list 280. Then go out back and lay in the grass 281. Preferably on some dog poo 282. Get that all mixed in with the fabrics of your clothes 283. Be one with the poo 284. Then go around town and shake everybodys hand and proclaim yourself as Dog Poo Man 285. The Superhero we need, but not the one we need 286. I dont even know what that means 287. Youre the superhero we deserve, but not the one we deserve 288. Wait. 289. I think it is more like this 290. Youre the superhero we need, but also the one we deserve 291. Or like this 292. Youre the superhero we dont need, but the one we crave 293. Something about Christopher Nolan 294. 295. Man, I am getting tired 296. Anybody else sleepy? 297. So many Zs in my head 298. Gotta catch them and count those sheep 299. 300. Theres one! --- Donald Trump is under your bed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueJester007 06/29/18 12:21:24 PM #23: |
301.
302. Theres another! 303. Oh. Those two are getting together. 304. Theyre doing something 305. O-oh. Oh my. 306. Hide the childrens eyes. 307. Lesbian sheep sex is not for anyones eyes. 308. 309. I cant stop looking 310. Its actually keeping me awake 311. Might as well join in 312. 313. Nah. Im only kidding. 314. Im not into beastiality 315. Thats gross man. 316. There is a fetish out there though 317. Damn furries 318. Thanks Disney and your anthropomorphic animals 319. Youve inspired an entire generation to get it on with a different species 320. I cannot wait for the day when some nut decides to have sex with insects 321. You watch, theyll be a guy somewhere who will find a way to insert his semen into a bugs ovaries. 322. Thatll be a surreal version of the Fly film 323. What were we talking about? 324. The 360? 325. Right. Right. 326. Well, its outdated. 327. We got the One now. 328. The One and only 329. All hail the Xbox One 330. And all its TVs 331. And sports 332. And Call of Duty 333. One of the most exciting new editions to your squad is a dog 334. This is someone you care about 335. Xbox One reveal circa 2013 336. Man, that was a fun time. 337. So many memes 338. And Don Matrick lost his job 339. Where is he now? 340. Some other company that does dumb shit? 341. I wonder if Microsoft regrets going into the video game industry 342. Probably not 343. Theyve made heaps of cash off Xbox Live 344. And have convinced gamers to pay for something additional. 345. The work of a fine car salesmen. 346. And other companies have picked it up 347. And now everyone is A-OK paying for something that used to be free 348. Gotta love how businesses work 349. I wonder what theyll think of next 350. Maybe making you pay a dollar every time you pause a game. 351. Video games suck these days 352. But lets not end on a downer 353. Remember when I asked what your favorite sandwich was? 354. Well? 355. What is it? 356. I am dying to know 357. In fact, Im already dead. 358. Youve been reading a list made from a zombie this whole time. 359. Now give me your brains! 360. --- Donald Trump is under your bed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raziel-Legacy 06/29/18 12:41:15 PM #24: |
*slow clap*
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StickFigures720 06/29/18 1:10:33 PM #25: |
xlyd posted...
They should have called it the Xbox 2 Sony's next console at the time was the PlayStation 3, so it's fairly obvious why they didn't want to call it the Xbox 2. --- "You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant." - Harlan Ellison ... Copied to Clipboard!
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