Current Events > You're wrestling against a bear, how would you win this match?
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Kurumiee 06/28/18 5:47:31 AM #1: |
No biting or clawing from either side!
Whoever falls down first while the opponent lays on top of them for 3 seconds, wins. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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l Dudeboy l 06/28/18 5:48:16 AM #2: |
Kick him in the balls.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE 06/28/18 5:48:49 AM #3: |
*Headbutt it in the balls
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Kurumiee 06/28/18 5:50:15 AM #4: |
l Dudeboy l posted...
Kick him in the balls. Does that actually affect bears as much as it does to humans ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trigg3rH4ppy 06/28/18 5:56:49 AM #5: |
Wait until it falls asleep, and very gingerly cuddle on top of it for 3 seconds
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Kurumiee 06/28/18 5:58:23 AM #6: |
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Wait until it falls asleep, and very gingerly cuddle on top of it for 3 seconds Will you have enough energy to run around the ring till it decides to sleep? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 06/28/18 5:58:31 AM #7: |
Hit him with a steel chair
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KamenRiderBlade 06/28/18 6:08:15 AM #8: |
Have a Glock chambered in "10mm Auto" in my back pocket and pull it out and unload the entire clip point blank at the heart.
Then reload and unload the entire thing into it's skull. Why on earth would I fight a bear in a fair fight? --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp 'Once Upon A Time in Mexico' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 06/28/18 6:08:57 AM #9: |
 --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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myzz7 06/28/18 6:12:19 AM #10: |
Irony posted...
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StarReaper13 06/28/18 6:21:44 AM #11: |
Didn't say it was a full grown adult bear. I simply lay my head on the baby bear like it's a pillow.
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Jonny2284 06/28/18 6:22:55 AM #12: |
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FF_Redux 06/28/18 6:26:54 AM #13: |
Id bend him over, and finger hi...
Wait you meant the animal --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KamenRiderBlade 06/28/18 6:27:51 AM #14: |
FF_Redux posted...
Id bend him over, and finger hi...Wow, so you're a molester than. And a Bear would BEND YOU OVER, then Claw you. --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp 'Once Upon A Time in Mexico' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SavenForever 06/28/18 6:28:18 AM #15: |
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