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NeonOctopus
06/26/18 7:12:49 AM
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Gets his own parade when he leaves Pallet Town.

Drives a convertable full of hot cheerleaders even though he's only 10 years old.

Got 10 badges in a region that only has 8 badges.



Gary Motherfucking Oak

You can't ignore his girth.
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MJOLNRVII
06/26/18 7:15:02 AM
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MetaMajik
06/26/18 7:15:47 AM
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Gary was here
Ash is a loser
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do_ob_tpkillr
06/26/18 7:18:48 AM
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Gets beat by Ash once and decides to wuss out and retire to be a researcher.
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DoctorPiranha3
06/26/18 8:16:01 AM
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teepan95
06/26/18 8:27:10 AM
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MetaMajik posted...
Gary was here
Ash is a loser

Who else but Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak?
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trappedunderice
06/26/18 8:58:36 AM
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Go get em Ass!
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gunplagirl
06/26/18 9:07:35 AM
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do_ob_tpkillr posted...
Gets beat by Ash once and decides to wuss out and retire to be a researcher.

To be fair he never really wanted to become a master, as per all the forced back story they tossed in during that arc
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MJOLNRVII
06/26/18 9:09:05 AM
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It would've been nice if Gary stayed a jerk and was just constantly ahead of Ash every time he went to a new region.
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Irony
06/26/18 9:11:41 AM
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zMvlcDh
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gunplagirl
06/26/18 9:15:35 AM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
It would've been nice if Gary stayed a jerk and was just constantly ahead of Ash every time he went to a new region.

I liked that he was actually doing stuff that made him run into ash in like 3-4 episodes through kanto and again in johto. But then we didn't see him again until like the end of hoenn and once in the battle frontier and I think that was only because he was home during a phone call with ash and professor oak. And then we saw him once or twice in sinnoh. Hasn't really appeared since AFAIK. :(
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Irony
06/26/18 9:19:40 AM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
It would've been nice if Gary stayed a jerk and was just constantly ahead of Ash every time he went to a new region.

I'd very much like it if Ash arrives in a new region and Gary just drives right by him through a puddle and splashes him with water
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Rika_Furude
06/26/18 9:21:24 AM
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gunplagirl
06/26/18 9:23:23 AM
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Irony posted...
MJOLNRVII posted...
It would've been nice if Gary stayed a jerk and was just constantly ahead of Ash every time he went to a new region.

I'd very much like it if Ash arrives in a new region and Gary just drives right by him through a puddle and splashes him with water

End of alola should have Gary just drive by and be like "you went to Pokemon school? While you were busy relaxing and learning the basics which even I thought you knew by now, I was doing research." Then hand over a CD or whatever to professor oak who would use it to update ash's pokedex with the info Gary just gathered from an entirely new region aka 8th gen.
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NeonOctopus
06/26/18 9:34:19 AM
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https://imgur.com/Hx9SrPc

Fun fact: In the Japanese version, he refers to his cheerleaders as his "girlfriends"

10 years old and he's already fucking 6 bitches at the same time. What a playa >_>
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NeonOctopus
06/26/18 1:04:34 PM
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