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butter biscuits
06/24/18 5:52:06 PM
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How would you chose? - Results (22 votes)
She's Dead
13.64% (3 votes)
3
She's in Rehab
18.18% (4 votes)
4
She's in Prison
13.64% (3 votes)
3
She was dead all along
31.82% (7 votes)
7
Everyone realizese she's not a very nice person and collectively cuts her out of their lives
4.55% (1 vote)
1
Other - explain
18.18% (4 votes)
4
https://www.adn.com/arts/film-tv/2018/06/24/rehab-for-roseanne-here-are-five-ways-roseanne-barr-could-be-excised-from-the-upcoming-spinoff/

The decision to move forward with The Conners, a spinoff that ABC announced on Thursday, comes after the networks decision to cancel the highly rated Roseanne revival in the aftermath of a racist tweet from the shows star.

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BLAKUboy
06/24/18 5:52:52 PM
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They won't mention her at all.
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AlCalavicci
06/24/18 5:53:02 PM
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Other: They just don't mention her and don't say anything about why she isn't there

Edit: Ninja'd
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Tyranthraxus
06/24/18 5:53:11 PM
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Other: she gets a job working remotely in Florida.
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Shotgunnova
06/24/18 5:54:04 PM
#5:


She became a lumberjack.
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Nomadic View
06/24/18 5:54:35 PM
#6:


This will fail.

Having a Roseanne show without Roseanne is just as stupid as MacFarlins idea to have a Spawn movie without Spawn in it.
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LinksLiege
06/24/18 5:55:11 PM
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Every time someone asks about her whereabouts, the replying character turns toward the camera. It zooms in on their face, and in a grim voice they say

"We do not talk about that one any longer."

Then the show continues as if nothing happened.
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CapnMuffin
06/24/18 5:56:07 PM
#8:


She got on a bus.
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Southernfatman
06/24/18 5:57:08 PM
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Her planet needed her and she died on the way home.

Roseanne has always made jokes about casting and recasting and other 4th wall breaking stuff so they might have some funny reason. I still think it's a dumb idea to do this. Her being really dead could be a funny spin on the old final season.
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WilliamPorygon
06/24/18 6:03:12 PM
#10:


She moved to DC to take a job as Trump's personal ass-kisser
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Antifar
06/24/18 6:05:43 PM
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"in prison for harassing the owners of a DC pizza shop"
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Chewisbeast
06/24/18 6:06:50 PM
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I think in the show she was getting ready to have surgery, so probably some sort of mishap will happen during that and kill her off.
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slimfizzle2
06/24/18 6:08:27 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
She moved to DC to take a job as Trump's personal ass-kisser

They mention her new job as the replacement for shit pig Sanders
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LockeMonster
06/24/18 6:09:03 PM
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They'll probably play it really safe. Like, mention she went to see someone or on vacation and then the whole season takes place within that time.

And then next season, they keep it running as a joke. "She was supposed to come back, but then she ran into xyz and was invited to London".
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MedzXVIII
06/24/18 6:09:48 PM
#16:


TBS should have picked up Roseanne
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asagi_mode_gone
06/24/18 6:13:18 PM
#17:


Southernfatman posted...
Her planet needed her and she died on the way home.

Roseanne has always made jokes about casting and recasting and other 4th wall breaking stuff so they might have some funny reason. I still think it's a dumb idea to do this. Her being really dead could be a funny spin on the old final season.


I would unironically support the Poochie ending for her
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Proto_Spark
06/24/18 6:15:13 PM
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Just have someone ridiculous fill in for her every week, but keep making excuses as to why she can only appear in one scene each show because these guest stars are expensive.

Can't be anyone even close to similar to Rosanne though, needs to be a hardcore change and nobody brings it up.
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I is smart
06/24/18 6:16:48 PM
#19:


They just replace her with Danny Devito in a wig and everybody else acts as if nothing's changed.
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KILBOTz
06/24/18 6:26:15 PM
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I is smart posted...
They just replace her with Danny Devito in a wig and everybody else acts as if nothing's changed.


Omg brilliant.
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asagi_mode_gone
06/24/18 6:44:51 PM
#21:


I is smart posted...
They just replace her with Danny Devito in a wig and everybody else acts as if nothing's changed.

Don't even have the wig or have him play her. Have him as the new lover for john Goodman's character.
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