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Monolith1676
06/23/18 6:04:40 PM
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I have never been to one so this will be an adventure.
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DarkTransient
06/23/18 6:05:01 PM
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In order for this to happen, the first thing you will need to do is get a girlfriend.
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Monolith1676
06/23/18 6:05:53 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
In order for this to happen, the first thing you will need to do is get a girlfriend.


But I have posted pictures of me with her before.
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I4NRulez
06/23/18 6:05:54 PM
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everything will be overpriced but its a funny 10 mins experience.

Also if its your girls idea i hope your sex life isnt getting boring
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Monolith1676
06/23/18 6:06:36 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
everything will be overpriced but its a funny 10 mins experience.

Also if its your girls idea i hope your sex life isnt getting boring


Nah it was mutual. Our sex life is anything but boring.
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andel
06/23/18 6:12:23 PM
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so you getting some stuff for her and her physical bf?
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Monolith1676
06/23/18 6:59:51 PM
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andel posted...
so you getting some stuff for her and her physical bf?


This has confused me.
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andel
06/23/18 7:16:22 PM
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Monolith1676 posted...
andel posted...
so you getting some stuff for her and her physical bf?


This has confused me.


it's just a joke lol

there are people that claim to be the 'emotional' bf who just listen to a girls problems while some other dude fucks her
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Monolith1676
06/23/18 8:12:30 PM
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andel posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
andel posted...
so you getting some stuff for her and her physical bf?


This has confused me.


it's just a joke lol

there are people that claim to be the 'emotional' bf who just listen to a girls problems while some other dude fucks her


I do it all and pay her bills.
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Monolith1676
06/23/18 10:54:00 PM
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Now for some reason I got a dildo laying on my bed.
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EpicKingdom_
06/23/18 10:54:39 PM
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If you have to get your girl toys, then you're not doing it right.
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Monolith1676
06/23/18 10:56:42 PM
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I got it so she can have two at one time and I don't have to share.
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DarthDemented
06/23/18 11:00:50 PM
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EpicKingdom_ posted...
If you have to get your girl toys, then you're not doing it right.

I do it for my girl and then some. Toys just add to the experience. But then again I'm not insecure so there's that
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Hairy-man
06/23/18 11:02:32 PM
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I got a cockring. Those things are crazy. They hold my dick right up
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Muffinz0rz
06/23/18 11:03:41 PM
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My ex and I got spreader bars from a sex store

Shit's wack
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Monolith1676
06/23/18 11:10:06 PM
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Cherry scented butt lube too.
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EpicKingdom_
06/23/18 11:45:04 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
EpicKingdom_ posted...
If you have to get your girl toys, then you're not doing it right.

I do it for my girl and then some. Toys just add to the experience. But then again I'm not insecure so there's that


Since your a cuck, let me do her and you can watch how it is done.
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