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HashtagTartarus
06/21/18 10:59:10 PM
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I'm assuming there's a nest there. I hope someone smashes the nest. Fuck that bird.
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Turbam
06/21/18 10:59:42 PM
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You in his turf
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catboy0_0
06/21/18 11:00:01 PM
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Maybe it thinks you're a big cat
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HashtagTartarus
06/21/18 11:00:56 PM
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Turbam posted...
You in his turf


Nah. That was my walking path before it was their nesting area.

catboy0_0 posted...
Maybe it thinks you're a big cat


Maybe it wants to die.
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weekoldhotdog
06/21/18 11:00:58 PM
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The bird is showing you that it finds you attractive.
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Skye Reynolds
06/21/18 11:01:54 PM
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omen of death

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myzz7
06/21/18 11:02:34 PM
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Darkrobotisback
06/21/18 11:03:35 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
omen of death

:<

That's right.
A toilet demon is after op for not flushing the toilet in a public bathroom
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HashtagTartarus
06/21/18 11:04:57 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
The bird is showing you that it finds you attractive.


I'd swipe left.

Skye Reynolds posted...
omen of death

:<


For the bird.

myzz7 posted...
God gave us the 2nd amendment for a reason TC. exercise it!


The only time the bird is still is when it's on a powerline. I live close to other people, so it would be very foolish to fire a gun in to the air.

Darkrobotisback posted...

That's right.
A toilet demon is after op for not flushing the toilet in a public bathroom


I always flush. I even clean the inside of the toilet if I'm the one to dirty it.
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weekoldhotdog
06/21/18 11:08:15 PM
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the bird is mad he isn't getting new episodes of the thermite show
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kingdrake2
06/21/18 11:08:49 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
I'm assuming there's a nest there. I hope someone smashes the nest. Fuck that bird.


this reminds me of a few years ago, there's this walking path i used to take with my dog that was on a different path to the beach and there's that black bird that kept swooping towards my head. i hated that bird too.
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MabusIncarnate
06/21/18 11:09:43 PM
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Very likely it's protecting a nest. We used to have Blue Jays swipe down and peck us on the top of the head passing by the garage when I lived at my old house.
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HashtagTartarus
06/21/18 11:12:12 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
the bird is mad he isn't getting new episodes of the thermite show


It's the fans who are wrong for not liking cooking videos and Let's Plays.

Jk, I feel bad for going so long without new Thermite Show episodes.

kingdrake2 posted...

this reminds me of a few years ago, there's this walking path i used to take with my dog that was on a different path to the beach and there's that black bird that kept swooping towards my head. i hated that bird too.


You should have instructed your dog to maul the bird.

MabusIncarnate posted...
Very likely it's protecting a nest. We used to have Blue Jays swipe down and peck us on the top of the head passing by the garage when I lived at my old house.


That's when you should shoot the bird with a hose.
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