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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 5:07:10 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 5:51:40 PM
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Omnislasher
06/20/18 5:52:51 PM
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i prefer to force and cram
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Reis
06/20/18 5:53:53 PM
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If she isn't as dry as the Sahara desert don't even fuckin TALK to me BRO
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Carlbertomfg
06/20/18 5:54:47 PM
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You know I'd have posted in Sanctuary more if there was more of this hard hitting content. I'm glad someone out here wants to spit the truth.

Except girls a gross. Ugh. Ew.
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lww99
06/20/18 5:55:18 PM
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LordMarshal
06/20/18 5:55:54 PM
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Or maybe shes loose from everyone else and your just the last to have a go at her.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 5:57:27 PM
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lww99 posted...
Mmm dat grool

when she get up tipsy she drip the groolie
when you get uppity i go grab the toolie
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NOM
06/20/18 5:58:35 PM
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oh yeah man that feeling is awesome

i use a fleshlight tho
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brotrrwinner
06/20/18 6:00:17 PM
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NOM posted...
oh yeah man that feeling is awesome

i use a fleshlight tho

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FF_Redux
06/20/18 6:01:06 PM
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therin_lews_kin
06/20/18 6:04:30 PM
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when you finish going down on a gal and your beard is full of her slime
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Carlbertomfg
06/20/18 6:07:05 PM
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*pukes*
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 6:07:37 PM
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therin_lews_kin posted...
when you finish going down on a gal and your beard is full of her slime

i can't grow a beard so i can't relate 100% but i do love the feeling of rising up from her freshly orgasm'd box with my chin dripping with her essence
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Jiek_Fafn
06/20/18 6:08:39 PM
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Ain't nobody got time for that. I make sure I'm all greased up so I just slide right in. Just stop washing your junk and you'll be in a constant state of greasy dong and ready to go. No more wasting time getting her in the mood.
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Coffeebeanz
06/20/18 6:09:38 PM
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It's not how wet she is, it's how small you are
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 6:10:14 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Ain't nobody got time for that. I make sure I'm all greased up so I just slide right in. Just stop washing your junk and you'll be in a constant state of greasy dong and ready to go. No more wasting time getting her in the mood.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/20/18 6:10:40 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
It's not how wet she is, it's how small you are

C-Beanz strikes again
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 6:12:17 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
It's not how wet she is, it's how small you are

why you gotta do me like this man
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Coffeebeanz
06/20/18 6:12:47 PM
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Like a hotdog in a hallway
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 6:13:11 PM
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it's funny

i used to be so insecure because of ce

then i bedded multiple women

and now i'm like lmfao who cares
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Omnislasher
06/20/18 6:18:42 PM
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why do you say bedded and essence

jk i love it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY" data-time="
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Reiss
06/20/18 6:19:37 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Like a hotdog in a hallway

Lmao God damn
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 6:19:54 PM
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Coffeebeanz
06/20/18 6:21:48 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
using fancy euphemisms for unsavory terms is fun


Protip: She's not wet. She's incontinent. Set your age limits lower next time.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 6:22:32 PM
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Reis
06/20/18 6:23:03 PM
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Damn you just gonna take that shit lmao
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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/20/18 6:23:20 PM
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C-Beanz is hulking up!!
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EnterTheTekken
06/20/18 6:23:40 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
therin_lews_kin posted...
when you finish going down on a gal and your beard is full of her slime

i can't grow a beard so i can't relate 100% but i do love the feeling of rising up from her freshly orgasm'd box with my chin dripping with her essence


There was a Sex and the City episode that covers this.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 6:24:37 PM
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Reis posted...
Damn you just gonna take that shit lmao

what am i supposed to say

"at least i can get some"

"i've had sex with multiple hotties"

"i'm better than you"

i'm out of responses and too drunk to care
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gnome from nome
06/20/18 6:26:52 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
using fancy euphemisms for unsavory terms is fun


Protip: She's not wet. She's incontinent.

Personal experience?
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Reiss
06/20/18 6:27:36 PM
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^Like that

Get your roast game on bro
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 6:27:52 PM
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Carlbertomfg
06/20/18 6:28:10 PM
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I'll drink to that.
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Coffeebeanz
06/20/18 6:29:21 PM
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gnome from nome posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
using fancy euphemisms for unsavory terms is fun


Protip: She's not wet. She's incontinent.

Personal experience?


I'm sure most women pee themselves when he asks them out
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 6:30:31 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
I'm sure most women pee themselves when he asks them out

from excitement

better than turning ignoring your texts entirely im sure

(jk im sure ur one of those cemen with a wife and functional life)
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Coffeebeanz
06/20/18 6:31:00 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
I'm sure most women pee themselves when he asks them out

from excitement

better than turning ignoring your texts entirely im sure

(jk im sure ur one of those cemen with a wife and functional life)


Nobody tell him.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 6:31:37 PM
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Carlbertomfg
06/20/18 6:32:21 PM
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This is the best possible outcome.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/20/18 6:32:33 PM
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C-Beanz has a
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 6:33:03 PM
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Reiss
06/20/18 6:36:11 PM
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You can cut the sexual tension with a butter knife
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 6:36:32 PM
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tbh this is what i mean by cegals all already having a terrible first impression of me
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treewojima
06/20/18 6:39:49 PM
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Reiss posted...
You can cut the sexual tension with a butter knife


pretty easy to cut air
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Coffeebeanz
06/20/18 6:41:13 PM
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treewojima posted...
Reiss posted...
You can cut the sexual tension with a butter knife


pretty easy to cut air


I think he meant to say it's soft and floppy
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thronedfire2
06/20/18 6:41:30 PM
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Reiss posted...
You can cut the sexual tension with a butter knife


It just slides right in
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/20/18 6:42:05 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
I think he meant to say it's soft and floppy

that'd be harder to cut through -_-
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gnome from nome
06/20/18 6:42:11 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
treewojima posted...
Reiss posted...
You can cut the sexual tension with a butter knife


pretty easy to cut air


I think he meant to say it's soft and floppy

Again, personal experience?
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Coffeebeanz
06/20/18 6:43:17 PM
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gnome from nome posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
treewojima posted...
Reiss posted...
You can cut the sexual tension with a butter knife


pretty easy to cut air


I think he meant to say it's soft and floppy

Again, personal experience?


Projecting?
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Carlbertomfg
06/20/18 6:43:47 PM
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How can she slap.
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