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darkprince45
06/19/18 3:47:07 AM
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So much that my butt is bleeding when I wipe and it hurts so bad. I'm gonna need some baby powder. Theres lava coming out
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Unspecified_NPC
06/19/18 3:47:56 AM
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You have my sympathy... a hot bath will probably help relax the area, too.
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Galcian
06/19/18 3:47:56 AM
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feels good man
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MabusIncarnate
06/19/18 3:48:22 AM
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Just jam a garden hose up there and run it at full blast. Flush all that shit out man.
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Vyrulisse
06/19/18 3:51:50 AM
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The hell did you eat

You guys have a lot of butt problems
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MabusIncarnate
06/19/18 3:53:26 AM
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I eat castor oil and curry on the norm
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darkprince45
06/19/18 3:54:14 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
The hell did you eat

You guys have a lot of butt problems

Today was pure garbage. McDonalds for breakfast. Then I ate pizza at like 8pm. I took one bite and my stomach started churning immediately
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Mango Sauce
06/19/18 4:05:30 AM
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i read lava as larva and got grossed out
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bknight
06/19/18 4:07:20 AM
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When I was young and I had diarrhea, I would sit on the toilet and fluid would gush out my anus and I thought this was how girls felt when they went to pee.
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slimfizzle2
06/19/18 4:30:19 AM
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bknight posted...
When I was young and I had diarrhea, I would sit on the toilet and fluid would gush out my anus and I thought this was how girls felt when they went to pee.

You mean it's not

@Vyrulisse

Is that what it feels like when a female human pees
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