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Squall28
06/17/18 3:22:18 PM
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The grizzly bear is a normal bear but got zapped by a shrink ray.
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UltraDeku
06/17/18 3:22:58 PM
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hike4safety
06/17/18 3:25:21 PM
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Hell ya, Id drop it in five seconds
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eggcorn
06/17/18 3:27:07 PM
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yes
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Lorthremar
06/17/18 3:29:14 PM
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30 pounds is nothing wtf
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3khc
06/17/18 3:29:54 PM
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How long is the fight
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SmidgeIsntBack
06/17/18 3:30:04 PM
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I don't think you thought this through.
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slimfizzle2
06/17/18 3:34:01 PM
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Can I keep it as a pet afterwards
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Uncle_Drew
06/17/18 3:36:42 PM
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Squall28
06/17/18 3:49:07 PM
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30 pounds like 3 house cats. This is a thing with teeth and claws and higher strength per weight than humans most likely.
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SpinKirby
06/17/18 3:50:42 PM
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30 pound?

I'd eat it.
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nemu
06/17/18 3:54:51 PM
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Yeah. That's like as threatening as a badger. It might get you good once or twice, but that thing is going to be dead pretty quickly. You should have put it at equal weight of the person fighting it. That's something to think twice over.
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Squall28
06/17/18 3:59:19 PM
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nemu posted...
Yeah. That's like as threatening as a badger. It might get you good once or twice, but that thing is going to be dead pretty quickly. You should have put it at equal weight of the person fighting it. That's something to think twice over.


Dude there's no way a human is going to beat a bear of equal weight. We lose to dogs. Police dogs are like 70 pounds.
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Ki_cat_
06/17/18 4:04:00 PM
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Dogs are also trained to attack and the victims are usually caught off guard.

If I have like an hour to get some thick clothes, leather even, I'd be fine.

If not, it's not that threatening. A mini bear would still be kind of slow or prone to kicks.
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slimfizzle2
06/17/18 8:46:17 PM
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Ki_cat_ posted...
A mini bear would still be kind of slow or prone to kicks.

Dude. Homeboy just kicked a midget bear in the balls
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DrizztLink
06/17/18 8:47:20 PM
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nemu posted...
That's like as threatening as a badger.

Aren't Badgers pretty dangerous?
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Complete_Idi0t
06/17/18 8:48:48 PM
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The bear may be stronger but humans have guns
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awesome999
06/17/18 8:51:37 PM
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I might get pretty bad scars but it's gonna be worth it
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averagejoel
06/17/18 8:57:01 PM
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30 lbs is ~1/10th the weight of a regular grizzly

so I assume everything else is scaled down to ~1/10?

I don't think that would be an issue
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Knowledge_King
06/17/18 9:27:37 PM
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Sure, sounds like easy money.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
06/17/18 9:31:38 PM
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Yeah a million is a ton to pass up, but I'd murder the cute little sob.
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Turbam
06/17/18 9:33:11 PM
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I'd bring my katana
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/17/18 9:34:49 PM
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I just pick it up and put it somewhere else. Done.
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