Current Events > i havent seen a horror movie in which i wouldnt thrive in that scenario

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Blair Witch/Project? easy

Event Horizon? I'd have gotten us all out with no casualties

Any zombie movie? please

The Conjuring/2? that's a normal Tuesday for me

when will i see a horror movie that I know i can't live through? i wonder
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It Follows i have already lived thru

Halloween? the scariest thing is the boilersuit
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Nightmare on Elm St?
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Theirs no way to escape the event horizon unless you don't dock the ship at all.
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the thing
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Smashingpmkns posted...

Nightmare on Elm St?

i dont sleep

apocalyptic_4 posted...

Theirs no way to escape the event horizon unless you don't dock the ship at all.

well i wouldnt dock if i was trying to live for sure, but if i was dicking around i would dock and still live

Guerrilla Soldier posted...

the thing

i would cover myself in plastic wrap it would never touch me
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damn this dude is untouchable
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FrenchCrunch posted...

i would cover myself in plastic wrap it would never touch me

suffocating yourself isnt necessarily thriving
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FrenchCrunch posted...

Guerrilla Soldier posted...

the thing

i would cover myself in plastic wrap it would never touch me

The Thing is easily powerful enough to penetrate its way through the plastic wrap.
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Yes you would totally survive the events of Aliens.
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...

FrenchCrunch posted...

i would cover myself in plastic wrap it would never touch me

suffocating yourself isnt necessarily thriving

i could hold my breath long enough to kill it

Gafemage posted...

FrenchCrunch posted...

Guerrilla Soldier posted...

the thing

i would cover myself in plastic wrap it would never touch me

The Thing is easily powerful enough to penetrate its way through the plastic wrap.

not before i kill it first
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Shadowplay posted...

Yes you would totally survive the events of Aliens.

that would be the easiest one to survive
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i would have eaten the shark from Jaws too
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Turtlebread posted...

damn this dude is untouchable

maybe he's the horror villain
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Get Out
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Police Academy

SmidgeIsntBack posted...

Get Out

i really wanna see that but i know nothing about it

bknight posted...

Police Academy

havent seen it
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Thriving in a horror movie scenario is easy as shit. You just follow some horny teens around until they trip and fall down/wander away from the group and then they're easy prey.
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FrenchCrunch posted...

It Follows i have already lived thru

Story time.
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Jiek_Fafn posted...

Thriving in a horror movie scenario is easy as shit. You just follow some horny teens around until they trip and fall down/wander away from the group and then they're easy prey.

nah im saying i'd beat the monster/ghost/killer/alien/whatever
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I wonder if you would survive my horror movie idea I wish existed

a Cthulhu mythos movie. the Great Old Ones wake up and start devouring humanity. 2 hours later, the last group of humans alive are hiding in some building or cave. suddenly the ceiling is ripped away by something massive and a huge roar and the screen goes to credits while you hear people screaming.

Zikten posted...

I wonder if you would survive my horror movie idea I wish existed

a Cthulhu mythos movie. the Great Old Ones wake up and start devouring humanity. 2 hours later, the last group of humans alive are hiding in some building or cave. suddenly the ceiling is ripped away by something massive and a huge roar and the screen goes to credits while you hear people screaming.

i wouldnt be hiding. i would kill the great old ones easily
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Horror movie victims are always dumb and the survivors are always the lone people of roughly average intelligence.

RoboLaserGandhi posted...

Horror movie victims are always dumb and the survivors are always the lone people of roughly average intelligence.

cooper my man
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youre goddamn right im untouchable
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Earnest Scared Stupid
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GregShmedley posted...

FrenchCrunch posted...

youre goddamn right im untouchable

Except in Event Horizon though. I just watched for the first time last night and there is no waaaaay.

it would be easy. it's obvious dr weir would go crazy so i'd just kill him then focus on repairs

ezpz
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Aliens?
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Watched Cube and now watching Jeepers Creepers 3

i'm autistic so Cube would be no problem

Jeepers Creepers 3 i only just started so idk yet but i wanna say yes
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Seitar posted...

Aliens?

if Ripley could do it i could
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there was that one where the guy got demon aids and died, i'm pretty sure you're not getting around that
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ultimate reaver posted...

there was that one where the guy got demon aids and died, i'm pretty sure you're not getting around that

which one
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You should really be thriving in day to day life then. So....
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CanuckCowboy posted...

You should really be thriving in day to day life then. So....

day to day life is harder than a horror movie
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I'm going to post various movies just to see how he would fare.

Pumpkinhead
28 Days Later
Hellraiser
Evil Dead
Basketcase
Unborn
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Vicious_Dios posted...

Hellraiser
Evil Dead

only two ive seen. both easy. i could beat my uncle in a fight easily and evil dead is cake since i have great hair
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cube 2 might be medium difficulty for me ngl

i'd still win but it would only be slightly easy instead of massively
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how has no one said saw yet?

but yes Saw.

also human centipede.

kayoticdreamz posted...

how has no one said saw yet?

but yes Saw.

also human centipede.

saw is easy

no bullshit i would have shot the dude on the floor as soon as i could

i even thought that when i saw the movie
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The Ring would be really easy. Just don't watch the video
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i always gotta look for the origin of the weird noises becayse i wanna protect the babes and then get stabbed or something. such is the life of an alpha
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FrenchCrunch posted...

kayoticdreamz posted...

how has no one said saw yet?

but yes Saw.

also human centipede.

saw is easy

no bullshit i would have shot the dude on the floor as soon as i could

i even thought that when i saw the movie

in the context of both movies:

human centipede, you are one of two girls, and you are not carrying any guns. so your solution would have to be something else, furthermore there was nothing suspicious about him to suggest that he was going to drug you with water.

Saw, everyone gets abducted somehow. your only chance is to fight off an attacker who in 95% of the times surprises the victims.

you need to actually survive the movie within the context of the movie, you can't just give yourself a gun, and bullet proof armor and other crap.

theres still plenty of ways to survive, but yeah.

When I was a soldier, there was another soldier that constantly talked about how he was going to "kill them all" and other similar bragging. The first time that we came under fire, he froze, cried, and MASSIVELY shit his pants. We had to drag him out of the line of fire, all shitty like that. He got sent home and got a psych discharge.

You don't really know how you will respond to this kind of shock until it is happening.
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This just reminded me that in The Strangers sequel, 2 of the family members were scared of a masked girl with A KITCHEN KNIFE!!! Cmon man ez win
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kayoticdreamz posted...

human centipede, you are one of two girls, and you are not carrying any guns. so your solution would have to be something else, furthermore there was nothing suspicious about him to suggest that he was going to drug you with water.

i wouldnt trust that dude. in fact id just destroy him. im bigger than those chicks

kayoticdreamz posted...

Saw, everyone gets abducted somehow. your only chance is to fight off an attacker who in 95% of the times surprises the victims.

you need to actually survive the movie within the context of the movie, you can't just give yourself a gun, and bullet proof armor and other crap.

they are given a gun in saw. i'd shoot the body then i would rip the chain from its bolts and walk out

DarthGravid posted...

When I was a soldier, there was another soldier that constantly talked about how he was going to "kill them all" and other similar bragging. The first time that we came under fire, he froze, cried, and MASSIVELY shit his pants. We had to drag him out of the line of fire, all shitty like that. He got sent home and got a psych discharge.

You don't really know how you will respond to this kind of shock until it is happening.

ive lived worseZurkon posted...

Sinister

havent seen it
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The Mist.
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