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DK9292
06/16/18 11:51:26 AM
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How do you people eat this shit?
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pogo_rabid
06/16/18 11:53:46 AM
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Where are you from? I'm sure you have something nasty too.
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Cheater87
06/16/18 11:54:45 AM
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Japanese chocolate is super dry.
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kingdrake2
06/16/18 11:54:52 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Where are you from? I'm sure you have something nasty too.

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BignutzisBack
06/16/18 11:55:01 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing
06/16/18 11:55:29 AM
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Too much freedom in it for you?
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DK9292
06/16/18 11:55:34 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Where are you from? I'm sure you have something nasty too.

UK.

Even the worst Cadbury's is better than the best Hershey's.
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Parappa09
06/16/18 11:56:13 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Where are you from? I'm sure you have something nasty too.

this post made me lol
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Drpooplol
06/16/18 11:57:10 AM
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DK9292 posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
Where are you from? I'm sure you have something nasty too.

UK.

Even the worst Cadbury's is better than the best Hershey's.

it's almost like Hershey's isn't the only kind of chocolate america has.

HOLY FUCK
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masticatingman
06/16/18 11:57:18 AM
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Unless you're from Switzerland or Belgium, your country's gonna have inferior chocolate, sorry to break it to you TC.
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DK9292
06/16/18 11:57:39 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Too much freedom in it for you?

Is "freedom" code word for "sugar"?

...would explain a lot, actually.
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spudger
06/16/18 11:57:41 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
Where are you from? I'm sure you have something nasty too.

this post made me lol

lol me too. imagine getting butthurt over facts.
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DK9292
06/16/18 11:59:34 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
DK9292 posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
Where are you from? I'm sure you have something nasty too.

UK.

Even the worst Cadbury's is better than the best Hershey's.

it's almost like Hershey's isn't the only kind of chocolate america has.

HOLY FUCK

Then why not fucking share them?

Since the only American chocolate I've ever seen over here is Reese's brand or Hershey's brand.

EDIT: Also, Butterfingers. Which admittedly weren't bad, but still not as good as British chocolate.
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kingdrake2
06/16/18 11:59:58 AM
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masticatingman posted...
Unless you're from Switzerland or Belgium, your country's gonna have inferior chocolate, sorry to break it to you TC.


Mini-Me is a proud sponsor of Belgium Chocolate.
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trappedunderice
06/16/18 12:01:07 PM
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Reeses Peanut butter cups.
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DK9292
06/16/18 12:01:25 PM
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masticatingman posted...
Unless you're from Switzerland or Belgium, your country's gonna have inferior chocolate, sorry to break it to you TC.

Only Swiss or Belgian chocolate is superior to American chocolate?

Bitch u cray?
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PanzerElite
06/16/18 12:02:17 PM
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The fuck's wrong with American chocolate? Shut the fuck up TC
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DK9292
06/16/18 12:03:27 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
Reeses Peanut butter cups.

Tried 'em. Hated 'em.

It was like the peanut butter was designed to mask the chocolate rather than improve it. Like even they knew how bad it was.
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DK9292
06/16/18 12:04:37 PM
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PanzerElite posted...
The fuck's wrong with American chocolate? Shut the fuck up TC

It tastes like shit. Pay attention.
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treewojima
06/16/18 12:04:56 PM
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only good American chocolate is from small independent chocolatiers, which isn't likely to get exported
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DK9292
06/16/18 12:05:55 PM
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treewojima posted...
only good American chocolate is from small independent chocolatiers, which isn't likely to get exported

So the only good chocolate you have is the kind I'll never get to try. I've just got to take your word for it.

How convenient.
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pogo_rabid
06/16/18 12:06:17 PM
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Norman Love Confections was better than anything the UK per Totalbiscuit
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treewojima
06/16/18 12:08:32 PM
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DK9292 posted...
treewojima posted...
only good American chocolate is from small independent chocolatiers, which isn't likely to get exported

So the only good chocolate you have is the kind I'll never get to try. I've just got to take your word for it.

How convenient.


I could say the same about mass produced UK stuff
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TheCyborgNinja
06/16/18 12:08:43 PM
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DK9292 posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
Where are you from? I'm sure you have something nasty too.

UK.

Even the worst Cadbury's is better than the best Hershey's.

This. Hershey chocolate tastes like acid reflux.
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MrK3V
06/16/18 12:10:07 PM
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yo we talkin shit about cookies and cream hersheys
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DK9292
06/16/18 12:10:14 PM
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treewojima posted...
DK9292 posted...
treewojima posted...
only good American chocolate is from small independent chocolatiers, which isn't likely to get exported

So the only good chocolate you have is the kind I'll never get to try. I've just got to take your word for it.

How convenient.


I could say the same about mass produced UK stuff

I don't understand this.

I thought UK chocolate WAS available in America?
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Bacon_Pancakes
06/16/18 12:13:32 PM
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Hershey's, Nestle and Mars aren't the only American chocolate companies...
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DirkDiggles
06/16/18 12:14:31 PM
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DK9292 posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
Where are you from? I'm sure you have something nasty too.

UK.

Even the worst Cadbury's is better than the best Hershey's.


Surprised they call it chocolate in the UK. Would have figured it would be called something like Darky Darky Bars.
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Kolibri X
06/16/18 12:15:15 PM
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Cadbury? They make those awful eggs you get at Easter, right? lol gtfo
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treewojima
06/16/18 12:18:37 PM
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Bacon_Pancakes posted...
Hershey's, Nestle and Mars aren't the only American chocolate companies...


Nestle is actually Swiss, but they're such a fucking huge company that they market different products in different places, so some stuff is catered to the American market
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Tyranthraxus
06/16/18 12:19:28 PM
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masticatingman posted...
Unless you're from Switzerland or Belgium, your country's gonna have inferior chocolate, sorry to break it to you TC.

You can get both Godiva and Lindor chocolate in America.
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NES4EVER
06/16/18 12:21:40 PM
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I dunno mang ghiradelli chocolate is pretty amazing.
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Tyranthraxus
06/16/18 12:22:19 PM
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Anyway, Dove (Mars offshoot) makes really good chocolate. That's probably the only exported brand you're going to find abroad that actually tastes good.
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Tyranthraxus
06/16/18 12:22:44 PM
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NES4EVER posted...
I dunno mang ghiradelli chocolate is pretty amazing.

Ghirardelli is owned by a Swiss company
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DK9292
06/16/18 12:23:20 PM
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Why is everyone saying Mars is American? Mars is British.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_(chocolate_bar)
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spudger
06/16/18 12:23:46 PM
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theres all kinds of local shops you can buy legit amazing chocolate, just not mass produced.

keep in mind most chocolate in the states is made with HFCS not real sugar.
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NES4EVER
06/16/18 12:24:31 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
NES4EVER posted...
I dunno mang ghiradelli chocolate is pretty amazing.

Ghirardelli is owned by a Swiss company


Ok and budweiser is owned by a Belgian company. Does that make it Belgian?
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Tyranthraxus
06/16/18 12:25:09 PM
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treewojima
06/16/18 12:25:53 PM
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DK9292 posted...
Why is everyone saying Mars is American? Mars is British.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_(chocolate_bar)


it's an American company with a British division
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DK9292
06/16/18 12:26:58 PM
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treewojima posted...
DK9292 posted...
Why is everyone saying Mars is American? Mars is British.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_(chocolate_bar)


it's an American company with a British division

Was gonna say, I'm looking at their products and a lot of these are British chocolates.
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Forlorn_Ass
06/16/18 12:27:25 PM
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Surprised they haven't banned chocolate in the UK, seeing as they ban everything.
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marthsheretoo
06/16/18 12:28:45 PM
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All mass-produced brand name chocolate is crap.

If you want to be proven wrong, TC, feel free to order yourself a few Dandelion bars.
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frogman_295
06/16/18 12:28:58 PM
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damn cadbury. he got you there, lol
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Tyranthraxus
06/16/18 12:31:47 PM
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DK9292 posted...
treewojima posted...
DK9292 posted...
Why is everyone saying Mars is American? Mars is British.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_(chocolate_bar)


it's an American company with a British division

Was gonna say, I'm looking at their products and a lot of these are British chocolates.

They probably have factories in Britain because it's easier to make it there than to ship it overseas.

Coca Cola does the same thing with drinks but they'll always be an American company.
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DK9292
06/16/18 12:35:15 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
DK9292 posted...
treewojima posted...
DK9292 posted...
Why is everyone saying Mars is American? Mars is British.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_(chocolate_bar)


it's an American company with a British division

Was gonna say, I'm looking at their products and a lot of these are British chocolates.

They probably have factories in Britain because it's easier to make it there than to ship it overseas.

Coca Cola does the same thing with drinks but they'll always be an American company.

No, I don't mean they're available in Britain. I mean they're outright British chocolates. Like Galaxy, Maltesers, Bounty and Milky Way (UK's Milky Way is different from America's).

Still though, I do see a couple of decent American chocolates that prove me wrong. M&M's the most obvious, can't believe I forgot about them.
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marthsheretoo
06/16/18 12:46:33 PM
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DK9292 posted...

Still though, I do see a couple of decent American chocolates that prove me wrong. M&M's the most obvious


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MarqueeSeries
06/16/18 12:50:37 PM
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There's plenty of small manufacturers that produce some excellent quality stuff

Mass production doesn't have quality in the budget

Kind of like how McDonald's makes shit burgers so they're fast and cheap, but you can go to a local burger joint and get something hand made that's exponentially better
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/16/18 12:56:05 PM
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Hershey's is just mass produced cheap shit. Of course it tastes bad.
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kingdrake2
06/16/18 1:45:53 PM
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NES4EVER posted...
I dunno mang ghiradelli chocolate is pretty amazing.


higher quality than Hershey. but more expensive FML.
a few dollars more.
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