Current Events > CE, I just had a THREE HOUR ERECTION!!

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PokemonExpert44
06/13/18 9:37:16 AM
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Am I cool now?
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NeonOctopus
06/13/18 9:37:32 AM
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DrizztLink
06/13/18 9:38:07 AM
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frozenshock
06/13/18 9:38:13 AM
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Have you bodyslammed Hulk Hogan yet?
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mhbigboss
06/13/18 9:38:21 AM
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Those are rookie numbers, son.
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PokemonExpert44
06/13/18 9:38:52 AM
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It was actually five hours, bro.=/
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kingdrake2
06/13/18 9:39:27 AM
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PokemonExpert44 posted...
It was actually five hours, bro.=/


we're doomed.
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mhbigboss
06/13/18 9:41:22 AM
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PokemonExpert44 posted...
It was actually five hours, bro.=/


mhbigboss posted...
Those are rookie numbers, son.

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PokemonExpert44
06/13/18 9:42:07 AM
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mhbigboss posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
It was actually five hours, bro.=/


mhbigboss posted...
Those are rookie numbers, son.


lmao
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hollow_shrine
06/13/18 9:42:41 AM
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Oh, to be in my twenties again.
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Touch
06/13/18 9:43:09 AM
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If you haven't even had an erection for 10 hours don't even TALK to me bro
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frozenshock
06/13/18 9:43:52 AM
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Touch posted...
If you haven't even had an erection for 10 hours don't even TALK to me bro


10 hours is nothing. I had an erection lasting 10 years.
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kingdrake2
06/13/18 9:44:22 AM
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Touch posted...
If you haven't even had an erection for 10 hours don't even TALK to me bro


the worst part is blood clots, they have to use big ass needles to remove the blood from the johnson.
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Touch
06/13/18 9:44:58 AM
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frozenshock posted...
Touch posted...
If you haven't even had an erection for 10 hours don't even TALK to me bro


10 hours is nothing. I had an erection lasting 10 years.

How many times did you have to use the line

"Um excuse me. I'm up here."
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frozenshock
06/13/18 9:49:00 AM
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Touch posted...
frozenshock posted...
Touch posted...
If you haven't even had an erection for 10 hours don't even TALK to me bro


10 hours is nothing. I had an erection lasting 10 years.

How many times did you have to use the line

"Um excuse me. I'm up here."


I couldn't. I was bedridden. Architects actually used my erection as a support beam in a downtown building because it was more reliable than steel or cement. I was rescued only recently and the building collapsed as I was pulled out.

Beat that.
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DrizztLink
06/13/18 9:50:06 AM
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frozenshock posted...
I was rescued only recently and the building collapsed as I was pulled out.

Beat that.

ur mum collapsed when I pulled out
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kingdrake2
06/13/18 9:50:48 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
frozenshock posted...
I was rescued only recently and the building collapsed as I was pulled out.

Beat that.

ur mum collapsed when I pulled out


oh no, she's dead.
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frozenshock
06/13/18 9:51:23 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
frozenshock posted...
I was rescued only recently and the building collapsed as I was pulled out.

Beat that.

ur mum collapsed when I pulled out


Yuck you had sex with my mom? She's 75 years old and weighs 300 pounds.
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PokemonExpert44
06/13/18 9:51:34 AM
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lmao @ topic
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Touch
06/13/18 9:51:52 AM
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frozenshock posted...
DrizztLink posted...
frozenshock posted...
I was rescued only recently and the building collapsed as I was pulled out.

Beat that.

ur mum collapsed when I pulled out


Yuck you had sex with my mom? She's 75 years old and weighs 300 pounds.

Hot
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DrizztLink
06/13/18 9:52:26 AM
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frozenshock posted...
DrizztLink posted...
frozenshock posted...
I was rescued only recently and the building collapsed as I was pulled out.

Beat that.

ur mum collapsed when I pulled out


Yuck you had sex with my mom? She's 75 years old and weighs 300 pounds.


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PokemonExpert44
06/13/18 9:53:22 AM
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I had sex with your mom, too, frozenshock.
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frozenshock
06/13/18 9:55:59 AM
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PokemonExpert44 posted...
I had sex with your mom, too, frozenshock.


Eww
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Irony
06/13/18 9:57:00 AM
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I watched
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EnterTheTekken
06/13/18 9:58:15 AM
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I know that Resident Evil 2 trailer was great, but wow, man.
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PokemonExpert44
06/13/18 2:27:35 PM
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frozenshock posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
I had sex with your mom, too, frozenshock.


Eww


What's so bad about having a threesome?
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frozenshock
06/13/18 5:01:06 PM
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PokemonExpert44 posted...
frozenshock posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
I had sex with your mom, too, frozenshock.


Eww


What's so bad about having a threesome?


It would be a quadrasome because my mom literally counts for two people.
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