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Lord_Shadow
06/13/18 5:04:29 AM
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And you can never beat her in Yu-Gi-Oh and she insists on playing Yu-Gi-Oh during sex. Also during sex she's yells yes muffin!
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Reiss
06/13/18 5:24:11 AM
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What's the downside
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Lord_Shadow
06/13/18 5:25:07 AM
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Reiss posted...
What's the downside

You can't beat her in Yu-Gi-Oh
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SavenForever
06/13/18 6:06:11 AM
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If she can't tell the difference between a muffin and a fuckin baby, then she is not perfect by any means.
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Lord_Shadow
06/13/18 6:09:00 AM
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SavenForever posted...
If she can't tell the difference between a muffin and a fuckin baby, then she is not perfect by any means.

How so?
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boxington
06/13/18 6:11:10 AM
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does she at least know that she can't tell the difference between muffins and babies?

I feel that this is important, because she at least knows not to eat either one, or stuff them in the fridge
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Turbam
06/13/18 6:11:12 AM
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Will she sit on me?
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Looked gf
06/13/18 6:12:19 AM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
Reiss posted...
What's the downside

You can't beat her in Yu-Gi-Oh

Reiss posted...
What's the downside

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Lord_Shadow
06/13/18 6:14:03 AM
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boxington posted...
does she at least know that she can't tell the difference between muffins and babies?

I feel that this is important, because she at least knows not to eat either one, or stuff them in the fridge

No but she never admits it's a problem.
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SavenForever
06/13/18 7:01:21 AM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
SavenForever posted...
If she can't tell the difference between a muffin and a fuckin baby, then she is not perfect by any means.

How so?


Because she's dumb.
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Lord_Shadow
06/13/18 7:03:05 AM
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SavenForever posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
SavenForever posted...
If she can't tell the difference between a muffin and a fuckin baby, then she is not perfect by any means.

How so?


Because she's dumb.

She's really smart she just can't tell the difference between a muffin and a baby.
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SavenForever
06/13/18 7:22:00 AM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
SavenForever posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
SavenForever posted...
If she can't tell the difference between a muffin and a fuckin baby, then she is not perfect by any means.

How so?


Because she's dumb.

She's really smart she just can't tell the difference between a muffin and a baby.


That's not really smart.
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Lord_Shadow
06/13/18 7:23:18 AM
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SavenForever posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
SavenForever posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
SavenForever posted...
If she can't tell the difference between a muffin and a fuckin baby, then she is not perfect by any means.

How so?


Because she's dumb.

She's really smart she just can't tell the difference between a muffin and a baby.


That's not really smart.

You have to be smart to be good at Yu-Gi-Oh
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SavenForever
06/13/18 7:27:57 AM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
SavenForever posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
SavenForever posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
SavenForever posted...
If she can't tell the difference between a muffin and a fuckin baby, then she is not perfect by any means.

How so?


Because she's dumb.

She's really smart she just can't tell the difference between a muffin and a baby.


That's not really smart.

You have to be smart to be good at Yu-Gi-Oh


She probably isn't very good at Yu-Gi-Oh.
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Lord_Shadow
06/13/18 7:28:36 AM
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SavenForever posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
SavenForever posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
SavenForever posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
SavenForever posted...
If she can't tell the difference between a muffin and a fuckin baby, then she is not perfect by any means.

How so?


Because she's dumb.

She's really smart she just can't tell the difference between a muffin and a baby.


That's not really smart.

You have to be smart to be good at Yu-Gi-Oh


She probably isn't very good at Yu-Gi-Oh.

Better at Yu-Gi-Oh then you are sooo
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slimfizzle2
06/13/18 7:51:38 AM
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He at least knows the difference between a muffin and a baby

Most of the time
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Lord_Shadow
06/13/18 8:09:34 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
He at least knows the difference between a muffin and a baby

Most of the time

But says she's bad at Yu-Gi-Oh a intellectuals game and he can't beat her even once in a game. Sound logic you have there.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/13/18 8:48:38 AM
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She sounds like a fucking idiot.
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uwnim
06/13/18 8:58:30 AM
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She's probably not stupid, just has a weird bit of crazy or brain damage that causes either muffins to look like babies or babies to look like muffins.
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Lord_Shadow
06/13/18 10:39:20 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
She sounds like a fucking idiot.

She has a theoretical degree in physics.
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more_cow_bell
06/13/18 10:44:35 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/13/18 10:46:38 PM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
Reiss posted...
What's the downside

You can't beat her in Yu-Gi-Oh

What if i have Exodia?
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Lord_Shadow
06/13/18 10:47:56 PM
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more_cow_bell posted...
and on the first date she bakes you "muffins"

You guys are thinking about this the wrong way she might find a muffin and treat it like a baby and start baby talking to it and breastfeeding it or whatever women do with babys. Or she might bite the ear off a baby so you know take chances
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more_cow_bell
06/13/18 10:49:32 PM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
Or she might bite the ear off a baby so you know take chances

that is how i took it. the joke was she baked a baby.
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Lord_Shadow
06/13/18 10:51:38 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
Reiss posted...
What's the downside

You can't beat her in Yu-Gi-Oh

What if i have Exodia?

Exodia is incredibly beatable especially if you know about it beforehand.
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Lord_Shadow
06/14/18 12:32:47 AM
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jumi
06/15/18 7:29:46 PM
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Do muffins and babies look the same to her or does she see muffins and think they're babies and vice versa? And does it apply to fake muffins and babies? Like if she sees a Cabbage Patch Kid does she see a toy muffin?
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Lord_Shadow
06/15/18 9:11:33 PM
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jumi posted...
Do muffins and babies look the same to her or does she see muffins and think they're babies and vice versa? And does it apply to fake muffins and babies? Like if she sees a Cabbage Patch Kid does she see a toy muffin?

She literally can't tell the difference and she super self-conscious about it so she takes chances and yes about the Cabbage Patch Kids
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CapnMuffin
06/15/18 9:15:20 PM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
And you can never beat her in Yu-Gi-Oh and she insists on playing Yu-Gi-Oh during sex. Also during sex she's yells yes muffin!

Okay works for me
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MabusIncarnate
06/15/18 9:15:35 PM
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This is honestly amazing
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Lord_Shadow
06/16/18 4:17:12 AM
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@Muffinz0rz
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Scottydoesntno
06/16/18 4:26:33 AM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
she insists on playing Yu-Gi-Oh during sex

I never make love before a card game. Or after. The ideal time for love making is during one.
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Muffinz0rz
06/16/18 1:29:16 PM
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you had me sold at

Lord_Shadow posted...
Also during sex she's yells yes muffin!

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