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Kitt
06/09/18 6:15:27 PM
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inb4itsamovieaboutme

Okay, so get this: It's about this nice guy that's so lonely that he basically conjures up an imaginary girlfriend for himself. The perfect girl.
She informs him that she's not real, but he doesn't care, this is better than nothing. Anyway, they go on shenanigans and people are confused when they see him basically just talking to and hanging out with himself.

It's a light-hearted rom-com dealing with loneliness and mental issues.

Oscar pls
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YoungMan
06/09/18 6:16:30 PM
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Don't quit your day job.
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Kitt
06/09/18 6:17:12 PM
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YoungMan posted...
Don't quit your day job.

Shut the fuck up.
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xBloodBrotherx
06/09/18 6:17:27 PM
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Her was already cringy enough, don't need to see something even more cringe inducing.
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EliteLevel
06/09/18 6:18:26 PM
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Not sure how having a mental condition helps to deal with said mental condition.
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Kitt
06/09/18 6:18:35 PM
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xBloodBrotherx posted...
Her was already cringy enough, don't need to see something even more cringe inducing.

You guys just don't appreciate high art.

Also, Her >>>> You
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Caution999
06/09/18 6:25:20 PM
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Why dont we wait til the end to reveal to the audience she never existed the whole time?
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Kitt
06/09/18 6:29:29 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Why dont we wait til the end to reveal to the audience she never existed the whole time?

No! It's important that we know from the get go that she's not real.
That'll say more about our lonely protagonist when he decides to go along with that.
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TeaMilk
06/09/18 6:40:48 PM
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its an alright idea, but how does the story progress? what happens in the conclusion?
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BlueBoy675
06/09/18 6:43:18 PM
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It's a decent premise
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Kitt
06/09/18 6:50:22 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
its an alright idea, but how does the story progress? what happens in the conclusion?

Our protagonist and his "girlfriend" go about their time together and on the way, she's giving him helpful advice and pushing him to do things. Things that get him involved around where his neighborhood where he start to actually meet people. Maybe even an actual potential love interest.
Over time, he realizes that his imaginary "girlfriend" is more of a really supportive best friend than a girlfriend and that's all he actually needed. Which is why she must leave in the end when he finds himself in a friend circle surrounded by people he likes being around and a girl who may or may not be willing to go to the movies with him. The imaginary girl's job is done.

I'm registering for my SAG card.
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andel
06/09/18 6:50:36 PM
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YoungMan posted...
Don't quit your day job.

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DrizztLink
06/09/18 6:51:05 PM
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Kitt
06/09/18 6:52:09 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Her and/or Lars and the Real Girl say hi.

Those two are my inspirations! And Swiss Army Man.

andel posted...
YoungMan posted...
Don't quit your day job.

Shut the fuck up

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ImCallingYouOut
06/09/18 6:54:51 PM
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will @Scotty_Rogers be the star? he seems to fit the role perfectly
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Kitt
06/09/18 6:57:28 PM
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ImCallingYouOut posted...
will @Scotty_Rogers be the star? he seems to fit the role perfectly

You're thinking smart and I like that. But while he seems like a good fit, I feel like his acting wouldn't be up to standard.
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xBloodBrotherx
06/09/18 6:57:38 PM
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ImCallingYouOut posted...
will @Scotty_Rogers be the star? he seems to fit the role perfectly

He fits the bill for the first act, but
Kitt posted...
TeaMilk posted...
its an alright idea, but how does the story progress? what happens in the conclusion?

Our protagonist and his "girlfriend" go about their time together and on the way, she's giving him helpful advice and pushing him to do things. Things that get him involved around where his neighborhood where he start to actually meet people. Maybe even an actual potential love interest.
Over time, he realizes that his imaginary "girlfriend" is more of a really supportive best friend than a girlfriend and that's all he actually needed. Which is why she must leave in the end when he finds himself in a friend circle surrounded by people he likes being around and a girl who may or may not be willing to go to the movies with him. The imaginary girl's job is done.

I'm registering for my SAG card.

He'd never make the cut. He'd just have his imaginary girlfriend for life.
If he even wants a girlfriend, he was obsessed with jacked dudes for awhile, even pretending to be one until Error called him out.
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Scotty_Rogers
06/09/18 7:12:16 PM
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TC wants to do an autobiographical movie?
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LethalAffinity
06/09/18 7:13:19 PM
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Reis
06/09/18 7:14:23 PM
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YoungMan posted...
Don't quit your day job.

Got em
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Two_Dee
06/09/18 7:17:09 PM
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Wow its a movie about me
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Kitt
06/09/18 7:18:54 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
TC wants to do an autobiographical movie?

Already beat you to the punch. You'll get'em next time.

Reis posted...
YoungMan posted...
Don't quit your day job.

Got em

How could you!?
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TheCyborgNinja
06/09/18 7:21:33 PM
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The virgin romcom vs. the chad everything else.
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StarKnight23
06/09/18 7:25:37 PM
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Wasn't their a movie about an imaginary friend some years ago, who is this any different?
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Scotty_Rogers
06/09/18 7:26:06 PM
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Reis posted...
YoungMan posted...
Don't quit your day job.

Got em

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Kitt
06/09/18 7:28:43 PM
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StarKnight23 posted...
Wasn't their a movie about an imaginary friend some years ago, who is this any different?

I don't know who it is but they will be different enough.
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scorpion41
06/09/18 7:30:30 PM
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Literally the plot for Mannequin
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Kitt
06/09/18 7:31:36 PM
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scorpion41 posted...
Literally the plot for Mannequin

Literally stfu
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scorpion41
06/09/18 7:32:43 PM
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Kitt posted...
scorpion41 posted...
Literally the plot for Mannequin

Literally stfu


Stop ripping off everything else then.
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doomcrusader
06/09/18 7:34:02 PM
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Kitt
06/09/18 7:34:10 PM
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scorpion41 posted...
Kitt posted...
scorpion41 posted...
Literally the plot for Mannequin

Literally stfu


Stop ripping off everything else then.

The fuck did you just say to me!?

doomcrusader posted...
I like it.

Thank you. I appreciate a man with taste.
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scorpion41
06/09/18 7:37:32 PM
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Kitt posted...
scorpion41 posted...
Kitt posted...
scorpion41 posted...
Literally the plot for Mannequin

Literally stfu


Stop ripping off everything else then.

The fuck did you just say to me!?


You heard what I said...
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Kitt
06/10/18 1:17:55 PM
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scorpion41 posted...
Kitt posted...
scorpion41 posted...
Kitt posted...
scorpion41 posted...
Literally the plot for Mannequin

Literally stfu


Stop ripping off everything else then.

The fuck did you just say to me!?


You heard what I said...

Fight me then.
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ssj3vegeta2
06/10/18 1:20:51 PM
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Ivynn
06/10/18 1:21:36 PM
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You should make it a 25 episode anime instead.

Think of all the merch you could sell of imaginary waifu dolls
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Kitt
06/10/18 1:53:00 PM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
andel posted...
YoungMan posted...
Don't quit your day job.

Shut the fuck up, Vegetable.

Ivynn posted...
You should make it a 25 episode anime instead.

Think of all the merch you could sell of imaginary waifu dolls

No, I have a better animu idea. It'll be a harem anime except the main character is in his 30s and he's paying child support to all those magical girls who he met and went on adventures with as a teenager.
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