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DarkChozoGhost
06/09/18 6:09:10 PM
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But I would be totally ok if all ants within a 15 mile radius of here died. And any ants descended from the same queens that have traveled further.
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9I
06/09/18 6:11:20 PM
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well that would be extinction...

genocide is peoples stuff
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xBloodBrotherx
06/09/18 6:12:30 PM
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Genocide, by definition, means people.
You can't commit genocide against ants.
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REMercsChamp
06/09/18 6:12:35 PM
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Ants are important. We need them
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Pillowpantz
06/09/18 6:13:08 PM
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TheVipaGTS
06/09/18 6:13:38 PM
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Ants be like oh you left one drop of juice in a cup on your counter before going to bed? Were just gonna go ahead and take over your whole bed now.
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DarkTransient
06/09/18 6:13:42 PM
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xBloodBrotherx posted...
Genocide, by definition, means people.
You can't commit genocide against ants.


You can if you modify the law to define ants as people first.
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TheVipaGTS
06/09/18 6:14:07 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
xBloodBrotherx posted...
Genocide, by definition, means people.
You can't commit genocide against ants.


You can if you modify the law to define ants as people first.

But then wed have to temporarily let ants vote.
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DarkChozoGhost
06/09/18 6:14:41 PM
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9I posted...
well that would be extinction...

genocide is peoples stuff

Localized extinction, of this particular breed that are immune to the strongest chemicals pest control has available. They've been immune for a quarter of a decade, which must be hundreds of generations. They've got to go.
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MJOLNRVII
06/09/18 6:15:47 PM
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Ants wouldn't live long enough to vote right? I don't know my bug lifespans, or why I'm even discussing this.
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xBloodBrotherx
06/09/18 6:16:04 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
DarkTransient posted...
xBloodBrotherx posted...
Genocide, by definition, means people.
You can't commit genocide against ants.


You can if you modify the law to define ants as people first.

But then wed have to temporarily let ants vote.

Then their large numbers would sway the election, they'd elect ants into power, then the ants wouldn't let us remove the definition.

Next thing you know ants have taken over the world.
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iPhone_7
06/09/18 6:16:22 PM
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I want a personal force field that disintegrates any and all bugs & insects & spiders, etc. that follows wherever I go. Also a permanent force field around my home.
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EverDownward
06/09/18 6:16:51 PM
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You know what humanity could do without, completely and totally, for the rest of eternity with zero negative consequence? Bedbugs.
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PanzerElite
06/09/18 6:17:37 PM
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Ants and wasps can fuck off.
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MabusIncarnate
06/09/18 6:18:02 PM
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Black ants are so prolific here, it's insane. Seems like no matter what I do, they manage to get in, and it's strange places like the bathroom. Maybe its the toothpaste, I really have no good answer. There's clearly no food or sugar or anything in the bathroom.
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DemonBuffet
06/09/18 6:18:38 PM
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EverDownward posted...
You know what humanity could do without, completely and totally, for the rest of eternity with zero negative consequence? Bedbugs.


What about mosquitos?
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Webmaster4531
06/09/18 6:20:43 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
DarkTransient posted...
xBloodBrotherx posted...
Genocide, by definition, means people.
You can't commit genocide against ants.


You can if you modify the law to define ants as people first.

But then wed have to temporarily let ants vote.

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
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EverDownward
06/09/18 6:22:18 PM
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DemonBuffet posted...
EverDownward posted...
You know what humanity could do without, completely and totally, for the rest of eternity with zero negative consequence? Bedbugs.


What about mosquitos?

Mosquitos haven't run me out of my home because I couldn't afford roughly twelve hundred dollars to have them (hopefully) exterminated.
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DarkTransient
06/09/18 6:35:25 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
DarkTransient posted...
xBloodBrotherx posted...
Genocide, by definition, means people.
You can't commit genocide against ants.


You can if you modify the law to define ants as people first.

But then wed have to temporarily let ants vote.


Tell me when you find an ant that's over 18 years old.
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xBloodBrotherx
06/09/18 6:55:35 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
DarkTransient posted...
xBloodBrotherx posted...
Genocide, by definition, means people.
You can't commit genocide against ants.


You can if you modify the law to define ants as people first.

But then wed have to temporarily let ants vote.


Tell me when you find an ant that's over 18 years old.

We have to go by ant years bro, don't be a bigot.
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