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chill02
06/08/18 11:03:08 AM
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Happy Friday!
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BLAKUboy
06/08/18 11:07:01 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/08/18 11:08:27 AM
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Master_Bass
06/08/18 11:08:57 AM
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Hail, Satan!
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Howl
06/08/18 11:09:43 AM
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Yeah even if you're a Sodomite.
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Solid Sonic
06/08/18 11:11:27 AM
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What does he want, exactly?
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Pillowpantz
06/08/18 11:11:42 AM
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chill02
06/08/18 11:12:19 AM
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Solid Sonic posted...
What does he want, exactly?


nothing
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BlueJester007
06/08/18 11:12:29 AM
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He was cast out of Heaven for thinking he could do a better job than God.
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chill02
06/08/18 11:14:42 AM
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BlueJester007 posted...
He was cast out of Heaven for thinking he could do a better job than God.


I could do a better job than God
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0AbsoluteZero0
06/08/18 11:15:26 AM
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Master_Bass posted...
Hail, Satan!

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chill02
06/08/18 11:15:35 AM
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https://i.redd.it/3qdrieq30r211.gif
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Pillowpantz
06/08/18 11:15:55 AM
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chill02 posted...
BlueJester007 posted...
He was cast out of Heaven for thinking he could do a better job than God.


I could do a better job than God


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXBjVau1w7Y" data-time="

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chill02
06/08/18 11:16:59 AM
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Pillowpantz posted...
chill02 posted...
BlueJester007 posted...
He was cast out of Heaven for thinking he could do a better job than God.


I could do a better job than God


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXBjVau1w7Y" data-time="


7 minutes? God doesn't have time for that
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BlueJester007
06/08/18 11:18:34 AM
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chill02 posted...
BlueJester007 posted...
He was cast out of Heaven for thinking he could do a better job than God.


I could do a better job than God


You probably could. Just dont end up like ol Lucy.
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Ivynn
06/08/18 11:18:34 AM
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*sacrifices goat*
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Solid Sonic
06/08/18 11:23:59 AM
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chill02 posted...
Solid Sonic posted...
What does he want, exactly?


nothing

Everyone has a goal or an endgame, especially if mass assimilation is the method.
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chill02
06/08/18 11:29:33 AM
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Solid Sonic posted...
mass ass

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Ivynn
06/08/18 11:31:58 AM
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Goats posted...
How DARE you sir


Well I'm not sacrificing an adorable baby cow

DistantGivingBoto
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Mr_Biscuit
06/08/18 11:33:36 AM
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Touch
06/08/18 11:34:03 AM
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I bet Satan is a cool dude

Like...if you go to hell for defying God, and Satan was defying God, why would Satan punish you?
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chill02
06/08/18 11:39:27 AM
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Touch posted...
I bet Satan is a cool dude

Like...if you go to hell for defying God, and Satan was defying God, why would Satan punish you?


plus aren't all fun people in Hell?
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Touch
06/08/18 11:40:24 AM
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chill02 posted...
Touch posted...
I bet Satan is a cool dude

Like...if you go to hell for defying God, and Satan was defying God, why would Satan punish you?


plus aren't all fun people in Hell?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw9BF5SXJvs" data-time="

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chill02
06/08/18 11:43:49 AM
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holy fuck I'm dying
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Master_Bass
06/08/18 4:33:46 PM
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chill02 posted...
holy fuck I'm dying

Say hi to Satan for us.
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NeuralLaxative
06/08/18 4:36:37 PM
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I Like Toast
06/08/18 4:52:54 PM
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That's why the patriots have so many fans
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Reis
06/08/18 4:54:17 PM
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Ave Satanas
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Blue_Target
06/08/18 4:55:51 PM
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catboy0_0
06/08/18 4:56:45 PM
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accepts you into hell for eternity you mean
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Reis
06/08/18 4:59:49 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
accepts you into hell for eternity you mean

Yes we know this, try to keep up
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catboy0_0
06/08/18 5:01:52 PM
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Reis posted...
Yes we know this, try to keep up

Hell is a torture chamber created by God to punish the unbelievers. Satan is forced to run it as a cruel joke against his good nature and kind soul to punish him for defying God's megalomania and infinite selfishness.
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Reis
06/08/18 5:03:11 PM
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That's just some bullshit lie God made up to increase turnout in heaven

We all know heaven is full of stuck up prudes, whereas hell has all the fun people
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catboy0_0
06/08/18 5:04:56 PM
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Satan wants to prepare us for the "Everlasting Punishment" so we can bear it with pride and righteous defiance of God's evil nature.
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Pillowpantz
06/08/18 5:09:52 PM
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Reis posted...
That's just some bullshit lie God made up to increase turnout in heaven

We all know heaven is full of stuck up prudes, whereas hell has all the fun people


All the fun people like Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Manson, Dahmer, etc. Yeah.
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Wedge Antilles
06/08/18 5:11:56 PM
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I 100% support Hercule Satan.
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Reis
06/08/18 5:12:27 PM
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Pillowpantz posted...
Reis posted...
That's just some bullshit lie God made up to increase turnout in heaven

We all know heaven is full of stuck up prudes, whereas hell has all the fun people


All the fun people like Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Manson, Dahmer, etc. Yeah.

As well as Ronald Reagan, Eisenhower, George Washington, and Rick Moranis
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catboy0_0
06/08/18 5:12:41 PM
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Wedge Antilles posted...
I 100% support Hercule Satan.

he reminds me of Jack Black in a weird sort of way
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Pillowpantz
06/08/18 5:13:38 PM
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Reis posted...
Pillowpantz posted...
Reis posted...
That's just some bullshit lie God made up to increase turnout in heaven

We all know heaven is full of stuck up prudes, whereas hell has all the fun people


All the fun people like Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Manson, Dahmer, etc. Yeah.

As well as Ronald Reagan, Eisenhower, George Washington, and Rick Moranis


Im pretty sure they were all Christian or at least deist except for Moranis who is a filthy Canadian.
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vocedelmorte
06/08/18 5:14:53 PM
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Thanks Satan
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catboy0_0
06/08/18 5:15:29 PM
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bring back obama for a third term
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creativerealms
06/08/18 5:17:42 PM
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Ivynn posted...
*sacrifices goat*

This topic is about Satan not God.
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Ivynn
06/08/18 6:04:01 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Ivynn posted...
*sacrifices goat*

This topic is about Satan not God.


*sacrifices creativerealms*
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pinkgorilla
06/08/18 6:05:34 PM
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Hail Satan
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marthsheretoo
06/08/18 6:07:12 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
Satan wants to prepare us for the "Everlasting Punishment" so we can bear it with pride and righteous defiance of God's evil nature.


Everlasting punishment sounds like it could be hot tbh
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catboy0_0
06/08/18 6:09:02 PM
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Satan! You steal men's souls! And Make them your SLAVES!
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chill02
06/08/18 6:16:32 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
Reis posted...
Yes we know this, try to keep up

Hell is a torture chamber created by God to punish the unbelievers. Satan is forced to run it as a cruel joke against his good nature and kind soul to punish him for defying God's megalomania and infinite selfishness.


Satan doesn't run things, he just chills out with the rest of the sinners
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