Current Events > You are the jarringly ugly bf of an attractive female YouTuber

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She was an ugly duckling when you met her, but has since grown into her features and learned how to do her makeup properly, becoming quite good looking. She developed a large ego because of this, and started making YouTube videos.

She constantly emasculates you, and makes you film her videos which are essentially softcore porn for 12 year olds. She also makes you do awkward YT challenge trends, like "boyfriend does my makeup." You never spend any time together except for making videos. She's often out of town, going to conventions. She talks a little too much to other male YouTubers, who she spends a lot of time alone "collabing" with when she's in other cities without you. Being on YouTube tore your relationship apart the instant she started, years ago.

You're afraid to leave her for several reasons:
1) She financially supports you. You're kind of a loser, and have no job prospects, skills or education.
2) You know you'll never get another girl half as attractive as her
3) If you ever leave, she'll make a video, 10m+ views, crying, claiming you abused her.

What do you do?
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This is like a ghost story. Im legit shook.
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why do i feel like i've read this before
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I would leave her.
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What an absolutely horrendous topic.

And guys wonder why women make fun of them and won't give them the time of day.
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Then I'd grow into my features and learn how to do my makeup properly
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Start youtubing then leave her and soak up all of her haters
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become an alcoholic
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16-BITTER posted...

TC asking for a friend

UUUHHHHH
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Hmmmm
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l Dudeboy l posted...

I would leave her.

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Lol at 3. Almost as scary as "Gone Girl". Because shes famous and has a huge following. If she decides to fuck you up, she can turn the whole public into your enemy.
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There are attractive female YouTubers?
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I can still fuck her, right?

Because that's all she's good for according to all this.

BlueJester007 posted...

There are attractive female YouTubers?

there are a lot of hot youtube/twitch girls who have goofy looking bfs

I'm guessing that's what inspired this topic
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electricbugs2 posted...

What an absolutely horrendous topic.

And guys wonder why women make fun of them and won't give them the time of day.

Dude I have a bad track record with women to say the least, and I like you as a poster, but...

I would never take female advice or insults from a cuck.
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Do you want incels? Because stories like this is how we get incels.
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3) If you ever leave, she'll make a video, 10m+ views, crying, claiming you abused her.

Anyone who had seen me would never believe her.
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lol
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So this topic is about Ryan.
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Start a minecraft Let's Play channel and have video thumbnails with my exaggerated face in them and have titles LIKE THIS!?!?!?!? Get 20m followers and dump her ass and get a bigger sympathy video that she can. Then bang all those titty twitch streamers every night.
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I will never put myself in a position where someone needs to support me, especially if I don't like them and they turn out to be crappy people.
Nah fuck that.
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Poor quality bait with this copy/paste, I give this topic an F.
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Turbam posted...

Then I'd grow into my features and learn how to do my makeup properly

Get rekt TC!
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