Poll of the Day > Someone offers you $1000 to bang your S/O...

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Fam_Fam
06/06/18 4:14:51 PM
#1:


in front of her/his parents (or closest relatives if parents not alive) - Results (12 votes)
Take the money
33.33% (4 votes)
4
Nope
66.67% (8 votes)
8
what do you do?

clarification: You are banging your S/O, not them.
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Ogurisama
06/06/18 4:17:32 PM
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Fam_Fam
06/06/18 4:17:53 PM
#3:


Ogurisama posted...
So you get 1000 for doing something you normally do?


yes, but you have to do it with his/her parents watching you do it.

edit: i get the joke now. hah hah hah...
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Revelation34
06/06/18 4:18:44 PM
#4:


Sure why not? $1000 isn't a lot though.
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Mead
06/06/18 4:19:44 PM
#5:


No thanks

$1000 is not worth that much weirdness
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LinkPizza
06/06/18 4:28:30 PM
#6:


I think it would depend on his closest living relative...
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CarefreeDude
06/06/18 4:35:27 PM
#7:


It's already happened (not intentionally of course) so why not?
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VixYW
06/06/18 4:45:12 PM
#8:


Still trying to figure out what S/O stands for, and feeling really dumb for not managing to...
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LinkPizza
06/06/18 4:47:07 PM
#9:


VixYW posted...
Still trying to figure out what S/O stands for, and feeling really dumb for not managing to...

*whispers* Significant Other...
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VixYW
06/06/18 4:58:51 PM
#11:


LinkPizza posted...
VixYW posted...
Still trying to figure out what S/O stands for, and feeling really dumb for not managing to...

*whispers* Significant Other...

*facepalm* yeah, I should have figured that. I guess I was expecting to be something way weirder than that, given the other weird stuff that pop up every now and then on the board. lmao

Anyway, I don't think I would do that. I don't care that much about money anyway. It would take some really juicy amount to make me consider it.
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Trancer Hunter
06/06/18 5:15:45 PM
#12:


Nope.... if that type of cheating was in anyway acceptable then she wouldn't be my S/O.
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Revelation34
06/06/18 5:33:28 PM
#13:


Trancer Hunter posted...
Nope.... if that type of cheating was in anyway acceptable then she wouldn't be my S/O.


I don't think you read the post.
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VeeVees
06/06/18 5:36:25 PM
#14:


I'll do it for free
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wwinterj25
06/06/18 5:37:52 PM
#15:


Yes and I'll give said parents a wink while I'm doing it.
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Trancer Hunter
06/06/18 6:04:10 PM
#16:


Revelation34 posted...
Trancer Hunter posted...
Nope.... if that type of cheating was in anyway acceptable then she wouldn't be my S/O.


I don't think you read the post.


Oops misread... I'm still leaning towards no. But I'd consider it I guess.
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CarefreeDude
06/06/18 6:17:58 PM
#17:


about a year ago, I lived in an RV on my inlaw's farm. We were having sex on the couch in front of the main entry to the RV, with her riding me reverse cowgirl. Suddenly her dad walks through the door, gets a full view of everything, then quickly leaves.
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OhhhJa
06/06/18 6:27:15 PM
#18:


Mead posted...
No thanks

$1000 is not worth that much weirdness
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Syntheticon
06/06/18 7:15:21 PM
#19:


Not close to being worth the unpleasantness that would come after. Make it 50k or 1000k and you'd have me thinking about it but you'd change the relationship with them forever and 1K isn't going to cut it.
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DrYuya
06/06/18 7:28:22 PM
#20:


I wouldn't take $1000 to just bang her, normally. Sh'es gross to me now but we have kids so what can you do.
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OhhhJa
06/06/18 7:31:02 PM
#21:


DrYuya posted...
I wouldn't take $1000 to just bang her, normally. Sh'es gross to me now but we have kids so what can you do.

Damn
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EnvyFox
06/06/18 7:38:37 PM
#22:


Syntheticon posted...
Not close to being worth the unpleasantness that would come after. Make it 50k or 1000k and you'd have me thinking about it but you'd change the relationship with them forever and 1K isn't going to cut it.
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CarefreeDude
06/06/18 7:44:50 PM
#23:


DrYuya posted...
I wouldn't take $1000 to just bang her, normally. Sh'es gross to me now but we have kids so what can you do.


dayum, was she that gross when you married her? What happened? pics nao?
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JOExHIGASHI
06/06/18 7:47:33 PM
#24:


Is this by SO's parents or is it the parents of the person offering me money?
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We_Win_Late
06/06/18 8:00:06 PM
#25:


her dad is the only one living and he is a piece of shit who id be happy to scar for life and then never see again so yeah, im down
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Fam_Fam
06/06/18 9:16:18 PM
#26:


JOExHIGASHI posted...
Is this by SO's parents or is it the parents of the person offering me money?


this person's money, who is not related to anyone.
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VeeVees
06/06/18 9:42:18 PM
#27:


We_Win_Late posted...
her dad is the only one living and he is a piece of shit who id be happy to scar for life and then never see again so yeah, im down

But will it scar him or arouse him?
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OreonX1
06/06/18 9:56:54 PM
#28:


Im down!
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SinisterSlay
06/06/18 10:32:25 PM
#29:


We can stay quiet while they sleep
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ShadosAtPhoenix
06/06/18 10:46:04 PM
#30:


You're not gonna convince me to do a whole lot for $1000.
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Krow_Incarnate
06/07/18 10:58:28 AM
#31:


Well, I misread the post and voted no.

But really, I'd bang my woman in the middle of the field during the Super Bowl. Our own little halftime show.
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