Current Events > I've been roped into babysitting my SO's kid tonight.

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electricbugs2 06/04/18 10:14:11 PM #1:	Fucking yay me lol. Her and "Ruby Tuesday the Magnificent"are working outs tonight so I'm here watching this disaster area of a house, so much tanning spray and balled up tissues everywhere. Also smells like a cigarette crawled in here and died so that's fantastic. On an additional note, I've seen so much T N A tonight that the god damn Hub would be embarrassed. Now I'm just contemplating where I went wrong to end up in this clusterfuck. Yeah! ABBY AREA WORKING! SLAMMING! --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902561676] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>Fucking yay me lol. Her and "Ruby Tuesday the Magnificent"are working outs tonight so I'm here watching this disaster area of a house, so much tanning spray and balled up tissues everywhere. Also smells like a cigarette crawled in here and died so that's fantastic. On an additional note, I've seen so much T N A tonight that the god damn Hub would be embarrassed. Now I'm just contemplating where I went wrong to end up in this clusterfuck. Yeah! ABBY AREA WORKING! SLAMMING!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 06/04/18 10:16:54 PM #2:	Oh yeah!! SLAMMING!! --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:902561802] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>Oh yeah!! SLAMMING!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 06/04/18 10:19:17 PM #3:	slammadingdong! --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:902561933] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>slammadingdong!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burgess 06/04/18 10:21:14 PM #4:	is the whole clusterfuck thing a new gimmick or something. --- Burgess [Z?] ...follow the Mod that failed. "All that typing made me have to crap."~Dark Magic Vixen <cite>Burgess posted [p:902562031] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>is the whole clusterfuck thing a new gimmick or something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 06/04/18 10:21:48 PM #5:	NOT slamming. NO! SALAD and POTATOES! --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (3-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:902562065] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>NOT slamming. NO! SALAD and POTATOES!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/04/18 10:23:05 PM #6:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... Oh yeah!! SLAMMING!! Yeah! SLAMMING! Guerrilla Soldier posted... slammadingdong! M Night Shamalamadingdong? Burgess posted... is the whole clusterfuck thing a new gimmick or something. I'm dating a working girl so this is quite the experience. Not really a gimmick. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902562136] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>Oh yeah!! SLAMMING!!</quote> Yeah! SLAMMING! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted...</cite> <quote>slammadingdong!</quote> M Night Shamalamadingdong? <cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote>is the whole clusterfuck thing a new gimmick or something.</quote> I'm dating a working girl so this is quite the experience. Not really a gimmick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/04/18 10:25:19 PM #7:	Muffinz0rz posted... NOT slamming. NO! SALAD and POTATOES! Ha ha yeah! SLAMMING! --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902562250] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>NOT slamming. NO! SALAD and POTATOES!</quote> Ha ha yeah! SLAMMING!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/04/18 10:32:01 PM #8:	Looking for soother for baby, come across Versace sunglasses instead. Ughhhhh. What is this ridiculous place? --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902562615] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>Looking for soother for baby, come across Versace sunglasses instead. Ughhhhh. What is this ridiculous place?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 06/04/18 10:33:06 PM #9:	you should invite Arugula over and get into babysitting hijinks with him. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:902562660] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>you should invite Arugula over and get into babysitting hijinks with him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guy_Fieri 06/04/18 10:33:20 PM #10:	Muffinz0rz posted... SALAD and POTATOES! Fuck your salads you nerd, we SLAM BURGERS up in here!! WOO-AHH!! --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger <cite>Guy_Fieri posted [p:902562674] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>SALAD and POTATOES! </quote> Fuck your salads you nerd, we SLAM BURGERS up in here!! WOO-AHH!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 06/04/18 10:34:20 PM #11:	Why are you SLAMMING single moms bro <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:902562728] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>Why are you SLAMMING single moms bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/04/18 10:36:30 PM #12:	TheVipaGTS posted... you should invite Arugula over and get into babysitting hijinks with him. Actually possible for once, he's about a two hour drive away lol. Guy_Fieri posted... Muffinz0rz posted... SALAD and POTATOES! Fuck your salads you nerd, we SLAM BURGERS up in here!! WOO-AHH!! OH YEAH! That's money! RoboLaserGandhi posted... Why are you SLAMMING single moms bro Better a 23 year old than a 19 year old as my boy Greg Shmedley would say. Shame about the line of work. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902562861] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheVipaGTS posted...</cite> <quote>you should invite Arugula over and get into babysitting hijinks with him.</quote> Actually possible for once, he's about a two hour drive away lol. <cite>Guy_Fieri posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>SALAD and POTATOES! </quote> Fuck your salads you nerd, we SLAM BURGERS up in here!! WOO-AHH!!</quote> OH YEAH! That's money! <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted...</cite> <quote>Why are you SLAMMING single moms bro</quote> Better a 23 year old than a 19 year old as my boy Greg Shmedley would say. Shame about the line of work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 06/04/18 10:37:42 PM #13:	electricbugs2 posted... Actually possible for once, he's about a two hour drive away lol. HAHA YEA!. call ARUGULA! --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:902562922] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>electricbugs2 posted...</cite> <quote>Actually possible for once, he's about a two hour drive away lol. </quote> HAHA YEA!. call ARUGULA!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/04/18 10:39:12 PM #14:	What happened to your boy London? --- https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/LkrRVe2 https://imgur.com/Dp03g3y Dudes gotta know I be fertile! <cite>Kitt posted [p:902563010] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>What happened to your boy London?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 06/04/18 10:40:00 PM #15:	Kitt posted... What happened to your boy London? Langdang* --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:902563052] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>What happened to your boy London?</quote> Langdang*</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/04/18 10:40:30 PM #16:	TheVipaGTS posted... electricbugs2 posted... Actually possible for once, he's about a two hour drive away lol. HAHA YEA!. call ARUGULA! Yeah! ARUGULA MOBILE! Kitt posted... What happened to your boy London? Longdong died. RIP Longdong. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902563071] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheVipaGTS posted...</cite> <quote><cite>electricbugs2 posted...</cite> <quote>Actually possible for once, he's about a two hour drive away lol. </quote> HAHA YEA!. call ARUGULA!</quote> Yeah! ARUGULA MOBILE! <cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>What happened to your boy London?</quote> Longdong died. RIP Longdong.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/04/18 10:42:03 PM #17:	:( --- https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/LkrRVe2 https://imgur.com/Dp03g3y Dudes gotta know I be fertile! <cite>Kitt posted [p:902563139] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>:(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/04/18 10:47:15 PM #18:	Found a soother, didn't really help. God I'm so bad at "parenting" lol. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902563404] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>Found a soother, didn't really help. God I'm so bad at "parenting" lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 06/04/18 10:49:43 PM #19:	is this the escort chica --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:902563528] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>is this the escort chica</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/04/18 10:50:53 PM #20:	Romulox28 posted... is this the escort chica Yep. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902563587] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>is this the escort chica</quote> Yep.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burgess 06/04/18 10:51:24 PM #21:	So while she is escorting you're babysitting. --- Burgess [Z?] ...follow the Mod that failed. "All that typing made me have to crap."~Dark Magic Vixen <cite>Burgess posted [p:902563615] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>So while she is escorting you're babysitting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/04/18 10:56:37 PM #22:	Burgess posted... So while she is escorting you're babysitting. Essentially lol. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902563878] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote>So while she is escorting you're babysitting.</quote> Essentially lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/04/18 11:44:38 PM #23:	Baby finally asleep I think, god I'm horrible at this. Tried to give her a hug and she punched me in the nose. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902566325] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>Baby finally asleep I think, god I'm horrible at this. Tried to give her a hug and she punched me in the nose.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burgess 06/04/18 11:46:28 PM #24:	You are taking care of your escort's child. --- Burgess [Z?] ...follow the Mod that failed. "All that typing made me have to crap."~Dark Magic Vixen <cite>Burgess posted [p:902566413] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>You are taking care of your escort's child.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/04/18 11:55:51 PM #25:	Burgess posted... You are taking care of your escort's child. Taking care of my girlfriends child, who happens to be an escort yes. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902566828] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote>You are taking care of your escort's child.</quote> Taking care of my girlfriends child, who happens to be an escort yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 06/04/18 11:57:53 PM #26:	--- Oda break tracker 2018- 3 (2) \| THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:902566922] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burgess 06/05/18 12:02:09 AM #27:	electricbugs2 posted... Burgess posted... You are taking care of your escort's child. Taking care of my girlfriends child, who happens to be an escort yes. So now the child is an escort too --- Burgess [Z?] ...follow the Mod that failed. "All that typing made me have to crap."~Dark Magic Vixen <cite>Burgess posted [p:902567150] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>electricbugs2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote>You are taking care of your escort's child.</quote> Taking care of my girlfriends child, who happens to be an escort yes.</quote> So now the child is an escort too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/05/18 12:04:03 AM #28:	voldothegr8 posted... That I'm babysitting or that I'm dating an escort? Burgess posted... electricbugs2 posted... Burgess posted... You are taking care of your escort's child. Taking care of my girlfriends child, who happens to be an escort yes. So now the child is an escort too No the child is a toddler. Come on try to keep up. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902567246] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote></quote> That I'm babysitting or that I'm dating an escort? <cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote><cite>electricbugs2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote>You are taking care of your escort's child.</quote> Taking care of my girlfriends child, who happens to be an escort yes.</quote> So now the child is an escort too</quote> No the child is a toddler. Come on try to keep up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burgess 06/05/18 12:05:24 AM #29:	Why would you date someone who has a toddler escort. --- Burgess [Z?] ...follow the Mod that failed. "All that typing made me have to crap."~Dark Magic Vixen <cite>Burgess posted [p:902567316] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>Why would you date someone who has a toddler escort.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/05/18 12:05:59 AM #30:	Burgess posted... Why would you date someone who has a toddler escort. Don't make me say it boi I swear to god. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902567343] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote>Why would you date someone who has a toddler escort.</quote> Don't make me say it boi I swear to god.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 06/05/18 12:06:05 AM #31:	Maximum overcuck --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:902567345] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>Maximum overcuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DavidWong 06/05/18 12:06:08 AM #32:	Burgess still the GOAT poster --- When goods do not cross borders, soldiers will. Frederic Bastiat, French economist (1801-1850) <cite>DavidWong posted [p:902567349] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>Burgess still the GOAT poster</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burgess 06/05/18 12:07:22 AM #33:	electricbugs2 posted... Burgess posted... Why would you date someone who has a toddler escort. Don't make me say it boi I swear to god. Paprika would say it. --- Burgess [Z?] ...follow the Mod that failed. "All that typing made me have to crap."~Dark Magic Vixen <cite>Burgess posted [p:902567413] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>electricbugs2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote>Why would you date someone who has a toddler escort.</quote> Don't make me say it boi I swear to god.</quote> Paprika would say it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/05/18 12:09:47 AM #34:	0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Maximum overcuck It's a living. DavidWong posted... Burgess still the GOAT poster True. Burgess posted... electricbugs2 posted... Burgess posted... Why would you date someone who has a toddler escort. Don't make me say it boi I swear to god. Paprika would say it. Lol Paprika. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902567524] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>Maximum overcuck</quote> It's a living. <cite>DavidWong posted...</cite> <quote>Burgess still the GOAT poster</quote> True. <cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote><cite>electricbugs2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote>Why would you date someone who has a toddler escort.</quote> Don't make me say it boi I swear to god.</quote> Paprika would say it.</quote> Lol Paprika.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Daffadilio 06/05/18 12:25:11 AM #36:	Oh, nice. Cool news. Definitely can't say anything about the profession XD --- You remind me of the times when I knew who I was... <cite>Daffadilio posted [p:902568246] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>Oh, nice. Cool news. Definitely can't say anything about the profession XD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 06/05/18 12:27:32 AM #37:	do you guys have an open relationship? --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:902568340] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>do you guys have an open relationship?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/05/18 12:48:17 AM #38:	GregShmedley posted... electricbugs2 posted... Better a 23 year old than a 19 year old as my boy Greg Shmedley would say. Shame about the line of work. You know there is a tag function right? But since you brought it up--want to tell the truth? She was sixteen... and you were twenty-three. And the creepiest part wasn't even the age but rather how hard you bragged about it and said how proud you were. What was it you said? Oh. Yes: News flash: Girls Peak around 16-20. Yeah yeah yeah... Daffadilio posted... Oh, nice. Cool news. Definitely can't say anything about the profession XD Ha ha hope Indy is going well. boxington posted... do you guys have an open relationship? I mean me and her are exclusive as a couple, but again, escort. Kind of has to be open. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902569197] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>GregShmedley posted...</cite> <quote><cite>electricbugs2 posted...</cite> <quote>Better a 23 year old than a 19 year old as my boy Greg Shmedley would say. Shame about the line of work.</quote> You know there is a tag function right? But since you brought it up--want to tell the truth? She was sixteen... and you were twenty-three. And the creepiest part wasn't even the age but rather how hard you bragged about it and said how proud you were. What was it you said? Oh. Yes: News flash: Girls Peak around 16-20.</quote> Yeah yeah yeah... <cite>Daffadilio posted...</cite> <quote>Oh, nice. Cool news. Definitely can't say anything about the profession XD</quote> Ha ha hope Indy is going well. <cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote>do you guys have an open relationship?</quote> I mean me and her are exclusive as a couple, but again, escort. Kind of has to be open.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 06/05/18 2:55:07 AM #39:	Ugh so exhausted, thank fuck she's on her last client. At least the baby finally passed out. Been getting zero sleep lately since I've been seeing this girl so I really need to get a solid rest for a change. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:902572921] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>Ugh so exhausted, thank fuck she's on her last client. At least the baby finally passed out. Been getting zero sleep lately since I've been seeing this girl so I really need to get a solid rest for a change.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 06/05/18 8:55:29 AM #40:	when your girl got home was she walking like this because of all the SLAMMING https://media1.tenor.com/images/69c0c16c1e569931ad3ca78bb6c0a965/tenor.gif?itemid=10710985 --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:902580799] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>when your girl got home was she walking like this because of all the SLAMMING https://media1.tenor.com/images/69c0c16c1e569931ad3ca78bb6c0a965/tenor.gif?itemid=10710985</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 06/05/18 10:40:52 AM #41:	Hope you didn't put it in the Audi! --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (3-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:902584885] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote>Hope you didn't put it in the Audi!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thelovefist 06/07/18 6:45:32 AM #43:	electricbugs2 posted... Burgess posted... So while she is escorting you're babysitting. Essentially lol. I know the term cuck is overused here, but I can't think of a better term to describe this situation.... --- "honestly the worst thing about Shaun King is how pro-cop he is" - averagejoel <cite>thelovefist posted [p:902699756] in I've been ... [t:76675155]...</cite> <quote><cite>electricbugs2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote>So while she is escorting you're babysitting.</quote> Essentially lol.</quote> I know the term cuck is overused here, but I can't think of a better term to describe this situation....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > I've been roped into babysitting my SO's kid tonight. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > I've been roped into babysitting my SO's kid tonight.