Poll of the Day > There is this giant pink worm that lives in my mouth

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TheWorstPoster
06/04/18 10:08:30 PM
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It's large, flat, and wet.

How do I remove it?
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WastelandCowboy
06/04/18 10:28:19 PM
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You can't.

If it's large and wet, then it's integrated itself with your brain and spine. To kill it would kill you.

Bummer.
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aHappySacka
06/04/18 10:37:15 PM
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https://imgur.com/59Bfset
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TheWorstPoster
06/04/18 10:39:19 PM
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aHappySacka posted...


Looks phallic.
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Golden Road
06/04/18 10:52:53 PM
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No, you're mistaken. That's only a tongue.

...the tongue of the Alaskan Bull Worm! Run!
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