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Solid Sonic
06/04/18 9:40:29 PM
#51:


RoboLaserGandhi posted...
"I'm fat."

I use this one.

I just don't really care enough to get fit (although I'm not morbidly obese either). I lament it but it's not enough to make me put in the time, sweat, and exhaustion to drive down the numbers.
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Zodd3224
06/04/18 9:42:17 PM
#52:


Boys, to your rascals
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Sayoria
06/04/18 9:42:24 PM
#53:


"That burger jumped into my mother, grabbed my teeth, and pulled my jaw up and down, then tickled my throat to make me swallow. I swear!"
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TheRealDill2000
06/04/18 9:44:42 PM
#54:


16-BITTER posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
Let's not forget that people can be healthy at every size.

Unless they're supersized

Comments like this one hurt the movement.
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BignutzisBack
06/04/18 9:48:03 PM
#57:


Solid Sonic posted...
time, sweat, and exhaustion to drive down the numbers.


I mean you could just eat healthy and lose a ton of weight without ever stepping into a gym
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Solid Sonic
06/04/18 9:51:06 PM
#58:


BignutzisBack posted...
Solid Sonic posted...
time, sweat, and exhaustion to drive down the numbers.


I mean you could just eat healthy and lose a ton of weight without ever stepping into a gym

Honestly, if I wanted to fix the problem I'd rather focus on the fitness side rather than the diet side. There's more benefits there (like better endurance and probably not sweating as much).
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/04/18 9:52:59 PM
#59:


Solid Sonic posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
"I'm fat."

I use this one.

I just don't really care enough to get fit (although I'm not morbidly obese either). I lament it but it's not enough to make me put in the time, sweat, and exhaustion to drive down the numbers.

It's honestly easy as fuck. Just time consuming.

Also, I can guarantee results if you cut soda and all sweets/desserts from your diet. You won't miss them.
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Sayoria
06/04/18 10:20:47 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
Sayoria posted...
That burger jumped into my mother,

This is a good autocorrect non sequitur lol


Sure was.
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masticatingman
06/04/18 10:23:41 PM
#62:


Anything my sister in law says about eating salads. Shes something like 100 pounds overweight at least and insists her diet mostly consists of salads. They still have dressing!
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MelzezDoor
06/04/18 10:29:54 PM
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"It's a form of rape called Reverse Rape"
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UInstinctMawile
06/04/18 10:31:35 PM
#64:


16-BITTER posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
16-BITTER posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
Let's not forget that people can be healthy at every size.

Unless they're supersized

Comments like this one hurt the movement.

I think their several hundreds of pounds of fat is already hurting their movement

lmao
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SpiralDrift
06/04/18 11:15:09 PM
#65:


16-BITTER posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
16-BITTER posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
Let's not forget that people can be healthy at every size.

Unless they're supersized

Comments like this one hurt the movement.

I think their several hundreds of pounds of fat is already hurting their movement

This is an Al Bundy tier fat joke.
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MedzXVIII
06/04/18 11:16:46 PM
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jmikla
06/05/18 12:57:16 AM
#67:


Its my bad knees
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jmikla
06/05/18 12:59:21 AM
#68:


SpiralDrift posted...
I was physically abused as a child and developed an eating disorder to deal with it.

And sadly this is (especially) true (for sexual abuse with severely OW/OB).
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FFVII_REMAKE
06/05/18 12:59:52 AM
#69:


"Fuck it"
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iClockwork
06/05/18 1:04:41 AM
#70:


Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
You can counter-act shit food with a lot of working out and staying active, but often times people can't afford to eat REALLY healthily

This is a bullshit excuse and you should feel bad for trying to pass this off as fact.
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clearaflagrantj
06/05/18 9:37:13 AM
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iClockwork posted...
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
You can counter-act shit food with a lot of working out and staying active, but often times people can't afford to eat REALLY healthily

This is a bullshit excuse and you should feel bad for trying to pass this off as fact.

10 cookies = $5

5 cookies = $2.50

Less cookies = healthier

Less cookies = less money

Healthier = less money

It's mind blowing stuff
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BlueJester007
06/05/18 9:40:35 AM
#72:


masterpug53 posted...
When I walk out to get the mail, it measures on the Richter Scale.


Down at the beach, Im a lucky man.
Im the only one who gets a tan.
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trappedunderice
06/05/18 9:41:08 AM
#73:


I can't locate my asshole to wipe, oh well.
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EnterTheTekken
06/05/18 10:04:10 AM
#74:


iClockwork posted...
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
You can counter-act shit food with a lot of working out and staying active, but often times people can't afford to eat REALLY healthily

This is a bullshit excuse and you should feel bad for trying to pass this off as fact.


Yeah what does "REALLY healthy" mean?
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BountyAssassin
06/05/18 10:15:42 AM
#75:


Im Fat

Edit: Huh, someone already said this
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TheRealDill2000
06/05/18 9:52:51 PM
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*marks all offensive posts here*
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Fin_Dawg_004
06/05/18 9:52:56 PM
#78:


"Houston, born and raised!"
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PowerMang
06/05/18 9:58:50 PM
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Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
"America, born and raised!"

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Maninstagnate
06/05/18 10:21:44 PM
#80:


"I hate the summer... its too hot"
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SpiralDrift
06/05/18 10:22:30 PM
#81:


Maninstagnate posted...
"I hate the summer... its too hot"

I'm skinny and I still say this.
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xBloodBrotherx
06/05/18 10:35:32 PM
#82:


SpiralDrift posted...
Maninstagnate posted...
"I hate the summer... its too hot"

I'm skinny and I still say this.

This. It regularly gets over 100 here plus high humidity.
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DocDelicious
06/05/18 11:14:19 PM
#83:


"Thicc"
"Curvy"
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