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Antifar
06/04/18 4:25:11 PM
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frozenshock
06/04/18 4:25:53 PM
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Antifungal toenail cream?
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UltraDeku
06/04/18 4:25:54 PM
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Caution999
06/04/18 4:26:37 PM
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Liberal humor: *yelling at a camera about Trump in a rage*
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Kazi1212
06/04/18 4:26:49 PM
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I fell outta my chair
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Broseph_Stalin
06/04/18 4:27:05 PM
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??????????
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Antifar
06/04/18 4:27:59 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Liberal humor: *yelling at a camera about Trump in a rage*

Every late night show in 2018 is just a host getting so mad at the premise of an obvious, already done Trump joke that they trail off before reaching a punchline.
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HylianFox
06/04/18 4:28:31 PM
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isn't that an oxymoron
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Pillowpantz
06/04/18 4:29:05 PM
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Tyranthraxus
06/04/18 4:29:38 PM
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Pillowpantz
06/04/18 4:30:15 PM
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DarthGravid
06/04/18 4:30:46 PM
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Axiom
06/04/18 4:41:18 PM
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I expected Huckabee. This is only slightly better
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Paper_Okami
06/04/18 4:42:01 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
This sums it up

https://mobile.twitter.com/cocksailor/status/1003731675476418560


Diana is great
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EnragedSlith
06/04/18 4:56:58 PM
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Pillowpantz
06/04/18 4:57:38 PM
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CyricZ
06/04/18 4:58:47 PM
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Is one of the Options "No"?
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Phantom_Nook
06/04/18 5:00:18 PM
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I don't even know what he's trying to say.
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xBloodBrotherx
06/04/18 5:05:59 PM
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Phantom_Nook posted...
I don't even know what he's trying to say.

>Centipedes have a lot of feet
>Using off brand toe fungal cream might make you rather shoot your foot for relief
>???
>profit.

No but seriously that's as far as I can make it.
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Caution999
06/04/18 5:07:05 PM
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I didn't even read that until right now.

what in the world?
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CyricZ
06/04/18 5:09:00 PM
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xBloodBrotherx posted...
Phantom_Nook posted...
I don't even know what he's trying to say.

>Centipedes have a lot of feet
>Using off brand toe fungal cream might make you rather shoot your foot for relief
>???
>profit.

No but seriously that's as far as I can make it.

Now see, I saw "shoot in the foot" and figured that, instead of topical cream, they'd prefer to use some kind of injection based treatment, thus "shooting yourself in the foot" for some fast-acting anti-fungal relief.

Quite frankly, I can't figure out what kind of product he's promoting.
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TheUsualSuspect
06/04/18 5:09:36 PM
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This topic really triggered SirMixaLot
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Tyranthraxus
06/04/18 5:09:39 PM
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xBloodBrotherx posted...
Phantom_Nook posted...
I don't even know what he's trying to say.

>Centipedes have a lot of feet
>Using off brand toe fungal cream might make you rather shoot your foot for relief
>???
>profit.

No but seriously that's as far as I can make it.

Quite frankly
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Axiom
06/04/18 5:13:43 PM
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TheUsualSuspect posted...
This topic really triggered SirMixaLot

Why does he spam youtube links. I've never even clicked a single one he's posted
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Delirious_Beard
06/05/18 1:18:27 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Mz_rDeP04" data-time="

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Prestoff
06/05/18 1:20:18 AM
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Is he better at delivery than writing jokes?
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Polycosm
06/05/18 1:24:55 AM
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This sounded funnier in his head.
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Darmik
06/05/18 1:31:39 AM
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This is a Huckabee-level joke bro.


Stay in your lane, bro. Dennis knows what he's doing. Expect more next level humor in the weeks ahead. Wildly inventive fusion of politics and comedy will not be denied.


This exchange in the replies cracked me up.
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Manocheese
06/05/18 2:12:06 AM
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TheUsualSuspect
06/05/18 10:41:49 AM
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Manocheese posted...
9GpUtwf

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MARKINGRAM22
06/05/18 10:50:33 AM
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anyone who thinks you have to align a certain way to be funny has no idea about comedy. The worst comedy is going out to placate to a strongly politically biased room looking for "clapter." I mean Nick Dipaolo is someone who is a right wing guy and is super respected in New York as one of the best.
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CyricZ
06/05/18 10:54:44 AM
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No one said you have to be liberal to be funny. Also, no one said there are no conservative comedians.

What I'll say as many times as I need to is that tying your comedy to your conservatism ("conservative comedy") tends to flop more than not. It's punching down more than punching up.
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mario2000
06/05/18 10:59:57 AM
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Conservative comedy

no such thing
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NeonOctopus
06/05/18 11:01:10 AM
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Manocheese
06/05/18 10:17:50 PM
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TheUsualSuspect posted...
Manocheese posted...
9GpUtwf

Cool, I have another member in my fanclub! =D
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