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chollima
06/04/18 2:40:48 PM
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/shark-rips-swimmers-penis-horrified-12643603

Seeing that the group was drifting further out, lifeguards called for them to return to shallower waters.

He said: At the exact moment in which the lifeguards asked for them to come closer to the beach, he was bitten.

Ambulance medic Wagner Monteiro said Jose had a heart attack after arriving at the local Aeronautica Hospital, and another as he was being transported to the Restauracao Hospital in the centre of Recife.

He said: The shark bite amputated his femur and his penis. He lost a lot of blood and is in a critical condition.

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YerAMeanOneTFS
06/04/18 2:41:18 PM
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god i wish that was me
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UltraDeku
06/04/18 2:41:29 PM
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Like that family guy episode?
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Muffinz0rz
06/04/18 2:41:41 PM
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chollima posted...
He said: The shark bite amputated his femur and his penis. He lost a lot of blood and is in a critical condition.

chollima posted...
Teen dies

which is it
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EternalDivide
06/04/18 3:33:03 PM
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And again. Why do people go into the ocean to begin with? On top of stuff like this happening it's the world's toilet. Every nasty ass thing is in there.
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Zack_Attackv1
06/04/18 3:33:50 PM
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ThePrinceFish
06/04/18 3:34:43 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
chollima posted...
He said: The shark bite amputated his femur and his penis. He lost a lot of blood and is in a critical condition.

chollima posted...
Teen dies

which is it

It appears that he was probably critical at the time that the medic said that and died a short time later.
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Peter_Giffyndor
06/04/18 3:35:56 PM
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EternalDivide posted...
And again. Why do people go into the ocean to begin with? On top of stuff like this happening it's the world's toilet. Every nasty ass thing is in there.


Most people aren't pussies?
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hollow_shrine
06/04/18 3:36:06 PM
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His femur and his penis? Why not:

"Teen gets leg bitten off by shark. Dies from shock-induced heart attack"
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Muffinz0rz
06/04/18 3:51:50 PM
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Peter_Giffyndor posted...
EternalDivide posted...
And again. Why do people go into the ocean to begin with? On top of stuff like this happening it's the world's toilet. Every nasty ass thing is in there.


Most people aren't pussies?

Lol

The ocean is a death trap

Undertow, sharks, jellyfish, other random shit

I'll stay relaxed on the beach, thanks.
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LightHawKnight
06/04/18 4:00:59 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Peter_Giffyndor posted...
EternalDivide posted...
And again. Why do people go into the ocean to begin with? On top of stuff like this happening it's the world's toilet. Every nasty ass thing is in there.


Most people aren't pussies?

Lol

The ocean is a death trap

Undertow, sharks, jellyfish, other random shit

I'll stay relaxed on the beach, thanks.


All I can picture is Markiplier screaming that he hates the ocean, whilst playing Subnautica.
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Muffinz0rz
06/04/18 4:03:17 PM
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LightHawKnight posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Peter_Giffyndor posted...
EternalDivide posted...
And again. Why do people go into the ocean to begin with? On top of stuff like this happening it's the world's toilet. Every nasty ass thing is in there.


Most people aren't pussies?

Lol

The ocean is a death trap

Undertow, sharks, jellyfish, other random shit

I'll stay relaxed on the beach, thanks.


All I can picture is Markiplier screaming that he hates the ocean, whilst playing Subnautica.

who playing what now?

jeez i must be getting old
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__Fiale__
06/08/18 6:49:37 AM
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Show a little respect TC. Someone actually died that had a family.
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Pillowpantz
06/10/18 6:48:31 AM
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ChewedMint
06/10/18 6:50:17 AM
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That's my fetish!
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Kaiganeer
06/10/18 7:35:57 AM
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the ocean's rad

also scary
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Cobra1010
06/12/18 6:35:33 AM
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There are shark attack warning signs all over and he ignored them.
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