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Parappa09
06/03/18 4:33:43 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/03/18 4:34:19 AM
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What if youre eating and having sex?
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frogman_295
06/03/18 4:35:05 AM
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lol
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Parappa09
06/03/18 4:35:16 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What if youre eating and having sex?

as much as i love both, i would never mix the two
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Lunar_Savage
06/03/18 4:36:03 AM
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No.
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Slip-N-Slide
06/03/18 4:37:05 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What if youre eating and having sex?

Only if you're eating pussy boi
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TeaMilk
06/03/18 4:38:43 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What if youre eating and having sex?

as much as i love both, i would never mix the two

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLKhJnKrf9M" data-time="

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Parappa09
06/03/18 4:40:04 AM
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Lunar_Savage posted...
No.

yes

Slip-N-Slide posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What if youre eating and having sex?

Only if you're eating pussy boi

that's one of few exceptions
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Lunar_Savage
06/03/18 4:43:10 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
No.

yes

Slip-N-Slide posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What if youre eating and having sex?

Only if you're eating pussy boi

that's one of few exceptions


No.
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catboy0_0
06/03/18 5:02:05 AM
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I have no desire to seek out sex. I do, however, seek out foods I crave on a daily basis.
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Turtlebread
06/03/18 5:05:09 AM
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I sustain myself on plain white rice on a daily basis
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Parappa09
06/03/18 5:06:11 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Parappa09 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What if youre eating and having sex?

as much as i love both, i would never mix the two

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLKhJnKrf9M" data-time="

hahah that's how i feel when i eat really good food

i've never watched seinfeld

Lunar_Savage posted...
No.

yes

i can go all night
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Parappa09
06/03/18 5:09:15 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
I sustain myself on plain white rice on a daily basis

carbs bro, they're going to catch up with you

no soy sauce or anything?
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Turtlebread
06/03/18 5:14:46 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
Turtlebread posted...
I sustain myself on plain white rice on a daily basis

carbs bro, they're going to catch up with you

no soy sauce or anything?


nah gotta watch the sodium
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Darkrobotisback
06/03/18 5:24:48 AM
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Sex will always be better than food.
Nothing comes close.
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Parappa09
06/03/18 5:30:37 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
nah gotta watch the sodium

but it's so good

i use light soy sauce (which is probably as bad as normal)
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gguirao
06/03/18 1:07:52 PM
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Agreed.
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SpiralDrift
06/03/18 1:24:15 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
I sustain myself on plain white rice on a daily basis

I would have no problem doing this if I had the patience to make rice every day.
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Parappa09
06/03/18 1:27:08 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Turtlebread posted...
I sustain myself on plain white rice on a daily basis

I would have no problem doing this if I had the patience to make rice every day.

my basmati rice either comes out okay or comes out sticky and still a bit wet

i'm p bad at making it
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Awesome
06/03/18 1:33:26 PM
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Anybody that had to do a massive bowel movement or take a pee and had to hold it in while stressing knows that finally getting to a toilet produces a feeling that neither food or sex can match.
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vocedelmorte
06/03/18 1:37:21 PM
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No and food is merely a necessity, I don't see why someone would make a big deal out of food anyway. people who looove food kinda disgust me
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Parappa09
06/03/18 1:41:31 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Nothing like a big, salty, greasy meal after some hot sex.


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LinksLiege
06/03/18 1:41:52 PM
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Mouth's getting put to good use in either case.
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FrenchCrunch
06/03/18 1:42:29 PM
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easily. also eating anywhere within 5 hours before or after sex is a no go. ruins the food
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SpiralDrift
06/03/18 1:49:11 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
Turtlebread posted...
I sustain myself on plain white rice on a daily basis

I would have no problem doing this if I had the patience to make rice every day.

my basmati rice either comes out okay or comes out sticky and still a bit wet

i'm p bad at making it

Yeah, it's like a catch 22. You either have it plain/sticky and it's healthy or you douse it in soy sauce, butter or vegetable oil and it's unhealthy.
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UltraDeku
06/03/18 1:49:50 PM
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Scratching a bad itch > Sex
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Parappa09
06/03/18 5:11:25 PM
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UltraDeku posted...
Scratching a bad itch > Sex

but you have have someone take care of that itch during sex
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Kitt
06/03/18 5:12:24 PM
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chill02
06/03/18 5:12:47 PM
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Parappa09
06/04/18 11:49:43 AM
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ThyCorndog
06/04/18 11:53:08 AM
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sex is better but I want it less frequent than food. I don't even want sex daily, but I could spend all day every day eating good food. sex is more like an on-off mood thing while food i'm always in the mood for
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