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WalkingLobsters
06/02/18 8:11:42 PM
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it hasn't been working for me. Need some new ones.
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JxOxNxIxCxS
06/02/18 8:12:21 PM
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Chlorophyl?

More like BOREophyl
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Burgess
06/02/18 8:12:37 PM
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"Gonna be walking alone later?"
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au_gold
06/02/18 8:12:38 PM
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Does this taste like a roofie to you?
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Howl
06/02/18 8:17:35 PM
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Hey you wanna help me get my duct tape, rope, gas, and matches out of a shed in those woods later tonight?
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VandorLee
06/02/18 8:20:53 PM
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Now do you wanna do this the easy way oe the hard way?
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Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)
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Joenage
06/05/18 6:48:03 AM
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I post on gamefaqs.gamespot.com
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SpinKirby
06/05/18 6:50:05 AM
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Joenage posted...
I post on gamefaqs.gamespot.com

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BigSmoke2988
06/05/18 6:53:42 AM
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Let me clear your seat off for you, miss.

*excitedly wipes face off*
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teepan95
06/05/18 7:15:24 AM
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SpinKirby posted...
Joenage posted...
I post on jamefaqs.jamespot.com

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Endofall
06/09/18 12:25:22 AM
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End me
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Tyranthraxus
06/09/18 12:27:33 AM
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Hi, I'd like to order one chicken and broccoli lunch special and one Mongolian beef lunch special. I'll be there in about 15 minutes.
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dib153
06/09/18 12:35:19 AM
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Id destroy every chair on the planet just so you'd have to sit on my face
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stone
06/09/18 12:36:39 AM
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Pizza and sex later? No? You don't like pizza?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 'cause damn.. your face sure looks fucked from the fall.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? No? You mean you had to claw your way up from hell? That explains the face.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Do you work in the jeans business, 'cause you sure are working in mine.

I'm Hoth's wingman, want to meet him? No? Yeah I wouldn't either, let's get out of here.

Nice dress, I wonder what it'll look like on the floor next to my bed.

If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?
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Panthera
06/09/18 12:37:34 AM
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Greetings human female, I am a human male who wishes to explore the possibility of inserting myself into your body
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Meow!
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stone
06/09/18 12:39:02 AM
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Panthera posted...
Greetings human female, I am a human male who wishes to explore the possibility of inserting myself into your body

Greetings, may I flood your inner thighs cavity with bodily fluids filled with millions of tadpole-like versions of me?
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OwlRammer
06/09/18 12:40:12 AM
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just hire some actors to fake kidnap her while you come in and heroicly save her, chicks love that
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Rika_Furude
06/09/18 12:41:48 AM
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please let me tie you to the bed and add you to my collection of body pillows
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stone
06/09/18 12:42:55 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
please let me tie you to the bed and add you to my collection of body pillows

Creepy, as would have been expected from you.
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DestroyedDog
06/09/18 12:46:33 AM
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This has worked.

Hey girl are you Irish?
wait for an answer
Because my dick is Dublin.
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stone
06/09/18 12:47:27 AM
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DestroyedDog posted...
This has worked.

Hey girl are you Irish?
wait for an answer
Because my dick is Dublin.

Damn, good one. I need to use that one on a redhead friend.
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Rika_Furude
06/09/18 1:17:23 AM
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stone posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
please let me tie you to the bed and add you to my collection of body pillows

Creepy, as would have been expected from you.

? blocks are always the worst posters
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stone
06/09/18 1:18:25 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
stone posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
please let me tie you to the bed and add you to my collection of body pillows

Creepy, as would have been expected from you.

? blocks are always the worst posters

I rather be a bad poster than a creepy fuck. But hey, to each their own. Go fuck an underage platypus and let the grownups talk, now.
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Quorthon109
06/09/18 1:20:12 AM
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Step on me, please
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Rika_Furude
06/09/18 1:25:15 AM
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stone posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
stone posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
please let me tie you to the bed and add you to my collection of body pillows

Creepy, as would have been expected from you.

? blocks are always the worst posters

I rather be a bad poster than a creepy fuck. But hey, to each their own. Go fuck an underage platypus and let the grownups talk, now.

you are creepy for defending vulgorn. i dont understand why you think you aren't?
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stone
06/09/18 1:27:25 AM
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......... seriously I'm out of here, I got better things to do than argue with you, like fucking an actual woman with actual tits, rather than dry humping some loli body pillow, as you've obviously been doing all night.
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