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BlazinBlue88
06/02/18 12:28:33 PM
#51:


chill02 posted...
despite all my rage I still make minimum wage

Lmao
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0AbsoluteZero0
06/02/18 2:29:39 PM
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coolpal23 posted...
Bio1590 posted...
That's kind of taking the thunder out of what actually happened because it was far more epic.

-User makes account bet
-User loses account bet
-"Tries" to close his account twice but it doesn't get closed
-Comes back bragging that "They don't want me to leave!"
-Allen comes in and says that the user intentionally misspelled his own username both times so the close request failed
-Proceeds to then close the user's account

thats beautiful

Oh yeah, that topic was amazing. It was clear from Allen that the dude intentionally submitted the closure form with errors so it wouldnt go through, and then Allen closed it manually. The guys account was over 15 years old, too:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/alphagamerXXL
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Eve-L
06/02/18 3:29:24 PM
#54:


0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
coolpal23 posted...
Bio1590 posted...
That's kind of taking the thunder out of what actually happened because it was far more epic.

-User makes account bet
-User loses account bet
-"Tries" to close his account twice but it doesn't get closed
-Comes back bragging that "They don't want me to leave!"
-Allen comes in and says that the user intentionally misspelled his own username both times so the close request failed
-Proceeds to then close the user's account

thats beautiful

Oh yeah, that topic was amazing. It was clear from Allen that the dude intentionally submitted the closure form with errors so it wouldnt go through, and then Allen closed it manually. The guys account was over 15 years old, too:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/alphagamerXXL

When did this happen? If it's recent enough it might be archived on "that site"
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Flutterfly
06/02/18 3:33:52 PM
#55:


ClunkerSlim posted...
Member: Your site just gave me a virus that shut down my entire computer!

SBAllen: Did you fill out a feedback form?

Lolzz
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Muffinz0rz
06/02/18 3:36:37 PM
#56:


chill02 posted...
I am going to make this short but sweet: SBAllen denies that he has been hastening the destruction of our civilization. His denials clearly contradict reports from eyewitnesses who saw him ushering in the beginning of a vindictive new era of sciolism. I'd like to see SBAllen spin his way out of that one. Maybe you didn't listen to me the last time I warned you that one of these days, he would incite young people to copulate early, often, and indiscriminately. Well, he has. So please listen to me this time when I say that a man is known by the company he keeps. That's why I urge you to consider the Chaucerian panorama of school dropouts in SBAllen's platoon of impolitic stuffed shirts: uncivilized, querimonious fugitives, brain-damaged, jaded dirtbags, and lecherous, stuck-up converts to extremism, to name a few. It's almost as if SBAllen wants us to think that he long ago expressed interest in making widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. Recently, I heard him say he still wants to do that. Once a snarky yahoo, always a snarky yahoo, I suppose. The only difference between then and now is the extent to which SBAllen likes to compare his warnings to the venerable documents that shaped this nation. The comparison, however, doesn't hold up beyond some uselessly broad, superficial similarities that are so vague and pointless, it's not even worth summarizing them.

Ceteris paribus, I'd rather have SBAllen force people to act in ways far removed from the natural patterns of human behavior than keep us everlastingly ill at ease. Why? Because SBAllen loves generating drama and conflict. That's why he repeatedly insists that Bourbonism and demagogism are identical concepts. It's also why he believes in shaming my name. There is no such thing as evil in the abstract. It exists only in the evil deeds of evil people like SBAllen. Okay, I've vented enough frustration. So let me end by saying that SBAllen, serving as judge, jury, and executioner, has decreed that black is white and night is day.

chill02 posted...
I am going to make this short but sweet

chill02 posted...
short

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Shuto-uke
06/02/18 3:43:50 PM
#57:


ClunkerSlim posted...
Member: Your site just gave me a virus that shut down my entire computer!

SBAllen: Did you fill out a feedback form?


Member: "I feel very sad and lonely. I might kill myself, but if you guys talk to me it will keep me company and I won't do it"

SBAllen: "That's a nice account you have here. It'd be a shame if somebody suspended it and nobody could talk to you and keep you company in this moment of weakness >:) *suspends account* "
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bulletproofvita
06/02/18 6:36:24 PM
#58:


Lathissamus posted...
@chill02

Stop

Stop the press
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chill02
06/03/18 12:54:08 AM
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did I win?
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