Current Events > Evangelist wants $54M jet: 'Jesus wouldn't be riding donkey'

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pogo_rabid 05/30/18 6:12:26 AM #1:	on9news.tv/2L3bQW6 Palm Sunday woulda kicked all the ass if the prince of peace woulda rolled up in his new (4th) private jet airplane instead of on some dumb donkey. Mary Magdalene in a bikini poppin bottles n shit. --- i7 5820k, 32gig QC, EVGA 1070i, Samsung 970pro, Asus X99-a deluxe <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:902232695] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>on9news.tv/2L3bQW6 Palm Sunday woulda kicked all the ass if the prince of peace woulda rolled up in his new (4th) private jet airplane instead of on some dumb donkey. Mary Magdalene in a bikini poppin bottles n shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delirious_Beard 05/30/18 6:16:22 AM #2:	literally something Pastor Richards from vice city would say --- https://imgur.com/5UL2v5u "Does our ruin benefit the earth? Does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too?" <cite>Delirious_Beard posted [p:902232779] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>literally something Pastor Richards from vice city would say</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 05/30/18 6:48:32 AM #3:	Delirious_Beard posted... literally something Pastor Richards from vice city would say I see you are a man of culture as well --- i7 5820k, 32gig QC, EVGA 1070i, Samsung 970pro, Asus X99-a deluxe <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:902233383] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote><cite>Delirious_Beard posted...</cite> <quote>literally something Pastor Richards from vice city would say</quote> I see you are a man of culture as well</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 05/30/18 11:17:33 AM #4:	bamp --- i7 5820k, 32gig QC, EVGA 1070i, Samsung 970pro, Asus X99-a deluxe <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:902243759] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>bamp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
clearaflagrantj 05/30/18 11:18:38 AM #5:	I'm not mad at the pastor I'm mad at the brainwashed idiots that throw all their money at him <cite>clearaflagrantj posted [p:902243820] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>I'm not mad at the pastor I'm mad at the brainwashed idiots that throw all their money at him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spudger 05/30/18 11:19:01 AM #6:	More xtian hypocrisy --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html <cite>spudger posted [p:902243842] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>More xtian hypocrisy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 05/30/18 11:19:52 AM #7:	Boy wants a car from his dad Dad says "First you got to cut that hair." Boy says "Hey dad, Jesus had long hair," And dad says "that's right son, Jesus walked everywhere." --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:902243882] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>Boy wants a car from his dad Dad says "First you got to cut that hair." Boy says "Hey dad, Jesus had long hair," And dad says "that's right son, Jesus walked everywhere."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FairyLeviathan 05/30/18 11:20:35 AM #8:	Prosperity gospel is a blight on society. <cite>FairyLeviathan posted [p:902243931] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>Prosperity gospel is a blight on society.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchiePeck 05/30/18 11:22:52 AM #9:	It's almost as if Christianity is a scam to manipulate people... <cite>ArchiePeck posted [p:902244065] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>It's almost as if Christianity is a scam to manipulate people...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BLAKUboy 05/30/18 11:23:42 AM #10:	clearaflagrantj posted... I'm not mad at the pastor I'm mad at the brainwashed idiots that throw all their money at him I'm mad at the "pastor" for deliberately lying. Jesus literally did ride on a donkey, and he would absolutely do it again. He'd also fly coach (only if he absolutely had to fly) because the entire point of his ministry was to humble himself. --- Aeris dies if she takes more damage than her current HP - Panthera https://signavatar.com/26999_s.png <cite>BLAKUboy posted [p:902244114] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote><cite>clearaflagrantj posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not mad at the pastor I'm mad at the brainwashed idiots that throw all their money at him</quote> I'm mad at the "pastor" for deliberately lying. Jesus literally did ride on a donkey, and he would absolutely do it again. He'd also fly coach (only if he absolutely had to fly) because the entire point of his ministry was to humble himself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 05/30/18 11:23:51 AM #11:	Your link fucked up but I'm assuming this is that Creflo Dollar story --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:902244126] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>Your link fucked up but I'm assuming this is that Creflo Dollar story</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FairyLeviathan 05/30/18 11:25:34 AM #12:	ArchiePeck posted... It's almost as if Christianity is a scam to manipulate people... It's almost as if Islam is a scam to justify murdering people... <cite>FairyLeviathan posted [p:902244239] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote><cite>ArchiePeck posted...</cite> <quote>It's almost as if Christianity is a scam to manipulate people...</quote> It's almost as if Islam is a scam to justify murdering people...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 05/30/18 11:28:01 AM #13:	Some heads of state humbly take the economy class, but this guy thinks being a devotee to God makes him too noble to travel with the commoners? What an entitled schmuck. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:902244372] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>Some heads of state humbly take the economy class, but this guy thinks being a devotee to God makes him too noble to travel with the commoners? What an entitled schmuck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ammonitida 05/30/18 11:32:02 AM #14:	Evangelical preachers are some of the biggest scammers. I especially loathe the ones that exploit desperate people with fake miracles to enrich themselves. Benny Hinn is the worst offender. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVG1x-rh6FE" data-time=" <cite>Ammonitida posted [p:902244587] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>Evangelical preachers are some of the biggest scammers. I especially loathe the ones that exploit desperate people with fake miracles to enrich themselves. Benny Hinn is the worst offender. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVG1x-rh6FE" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 05/30/18 11:38:22 AM #15:	Ammonitida posted... Benny Hinn is the worst offender. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxTG1mucfs" data-time=" --- i7 5820k, 32gig QC, EVGA 1070i, Samsung 970pro, Asus X99-a deluxe <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:902244935] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ammonitida posted...</cite> <quote>Benny Hinn is the worst offender. </quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxTG1mucfs" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ammonitida 05/30/18 11:45:55 AM #16:	pogo_rabid posted... Ammonitida posted... Benny Hinn is the worst offender. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxTG1mucfs" data-time=" I don't think he engaged in fake "healings" like Benny Hinn did. Hinn preyed on the crippled and terminally ill, giving them false hope by performing fake miracles. All for money. <cite>Ammonitida posted [p:902245333] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote><cite>pogo_rabid posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ammonitida posted...</cite> <quote>Benny Hinn is the worst offender. </quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxTG1mucfs" data-time="</quote> I don't think he engaged in fake "healings" like Benny Hinn did. Hinn preyed on the crippled and terminally ill, giving them false hope by performing fake miracles. All for money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 05/30/18 11:57:07 AM #17:	Ammonitida posted... pogo_rabid posted... Ammonitida posted... Benny Hinn is the worst offender. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxTG1mucfs" data-time=" I don't think he engaged in fake "healings" like Benny Hinn did. Hinn preyed on the crippled and terminally ill, giving them false hope by performing fake miracles. All for money. No no, watch the video. It's about Jim Bakker. It's hilarious --- i7 5820k, 32gig QC, EVGA 1070i, Samsung 970pro, Asus X99-a deluxe <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:902245972] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ammonitida posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pogo_rabid posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ammonitida posted...</cite> <quote>Benny Hinn is the worst offender. </quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxTG1mucfs" data-time="</quote> I don't think he engaged in fake "healings" like Benny Hinn did. Hinn preyed on the crippled and terminally ill, giving them false hope by performing fake miracles. All for money.</quote> No no, watch the video. It's about Jim Bakker. It's hilarious</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 05/30/18 11:59:00 AM #18:	Jesus would actually have some very strong words for many evangelists today. --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:902246074] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>Jesus would actually have some very strong words for many evangelists today.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 05/30/18 4:59:26 PM #19:	Solar_Crimson posted... Jesus would actually have some very strong words for many evangelists today. Like "poop" and "butts" --- i7 5820k, 32gig QC, EVGA 1070i, Samsung 970pro, Asus X99-a deluxe <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:902263927] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote><cite>Solar_Crimson posted...</cite> <quote>Jesus would actually have some very strong words for many evangelists today.</quote> Like "poop" and "butts"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
more_cow_bell 05/30/18 5:05:40 PM #20:	eston posted... Your link fucked up but I'm assuming this is that Creflo Dollar story nope. it's another one --- https://media.giphy.com/media/Qj07xH0I1AaZy/giphy.gif https://imgur.com/0O95M https://imgur.com/IV8gR2Z <cite>more_cow_bell posted [p:902264296] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Your link fucked up but I'm assuming this is that Creflo Dollar story</quote> nope. it's another one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 05/30/18 5:10:06 PM #22:	He's right Jesus wouldn't be riding a donkey, he'd be riding an ass. Yo mamas ass! --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/M1TnV8w <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:902264577] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>He's right Jesus wouldn't be riding a donkey, he'd be riding an ass. Yo mamas ass!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 05/31/18 1:50:22 AM #23:	>Jesus, advocate for the common fucking man, wouldn't be riding with the common fucking man Televangelists are the fucking worst --- "And you can't tell me what my spirit tells me isn't true, can you?" <cite>EverDownward posted [p:902290533] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>>Jesus, advocate for the common fucking man, wouldn't be riding with the common fucking man Televangelists are the fucking worst</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 05/31/18 6:05:54 AM #24:	Here's a video where a couple of them give a hilarious defense on why they need a private jet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdH2DGSXjss" data-time=" --- i7 5820k, 32gig QC, EVGA 1070i, Samsung 970pro, Asus X99-a deluxe <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:902295855] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>Here's a video where a couple of them give a hilarious defense on why they need a private jet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdH2DGSXjss" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 05/31/18 6:44:02 AM #25:	I too refuse to fly because there are demons in planes. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:902296575] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>I too refuse to fly because there are demons in planes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 05/31/18 12:46:17 PM #26:	up --- i7 5820k, 32gig QC, EVGA 1070i, Samsung 970pro, Asus X99-a deluxe <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:902310303] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/31/18 12:50:38 PM #27:	Solar_Crimson posted... Jesus would actually have some very strong words for many evangelists today. Really. Way to miss the fucking point, evangelicals. --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif <cite>HylianFox posted [p:902310573] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote><cite>Solar_Crimson posted...</cite> <quote>Jesus would actually have some very strong words for many evangelists today.</quote> Really. Way to miss the fucking point, evangelicals.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thrillwell 05/31/18 12:53:36 PM #28:	Shotgunnova posted... Boy wants a car from his dad Dad says "First you got to cut that hair." Boy says "Hey dad, Jesus had long hair," And dad says "that's right son, Jesus walked everywhere." Nice. Where is this from? --- I have to return some video tapes. <cite>Thrillwell posted [p:902310750] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shotgunnova posted...</cite> <quote>Boy wants a car from his dad Dad says "First you got to cut that hair." Boy says "Hey dad, Jesus had long hair," And dad says "that's right son, Jesus walked everywhere."</quote> Nice. Where is this from?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 05/31/18 12:54:10 PM #29:	He'll have to answer for this hypocrisy when he is judged by God --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:902310790] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote>He'll have to answer for this hypocrisy when he is judged by God</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 05/31/18 1:56:28 PM #30:	Thrillwell posted... Shotgunnova posted... Boy wants a car from his dad Dad says "First you got to cut that hair." Boy says "Hey dad, Jesus had long hair," And dad says "that's right son, Jesus walked everywhere." Nice. Where is this from? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9xVhRt8wwc" data-time=" --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:902314473] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote><cite>Thrillwell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Shotgunnova posted...</cite> <quote>Boy wants a car from his dad Dad says "First you got to cut that hair." Boy says "Hey dad, Jesus had long hair," And dad says "that's right son, Jesus walked everywhere."</quote>Nice. Where is this from?</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9xVhRt8wwc" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 05/31/18 2:15:30 PM #31:	pogo_rabid posted... Here's a video where a couple of them give a hilarious defense on why they need a private jet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdH2DGSXjss" data-time=" see also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayCeeGbW_og" data-time=" <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:902315485] in Evangelist... [t:76657349]...</cite> <quote><cite>pogo_rabid posted...</cite> <quote>Here's a video where a couple of them give a hilarious defense on why they need a private jet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdH2DGSXjss" data-time="</quote> see also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayCeeGbW_og" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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